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A single bat... I asked you... To destroy... a single bat... AND YOU CAN’T EVEN DO THAT!? YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF GARBAGE! DO NOT MAKE ME MOVE ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF!
...Actually, you know what? I am going to head my way down there. And you will break that bat. And if you don’t, or if anyone else does it for you...
...I will break you instead. Understood?
...


Does it really matter? You would’ve made the same turn, anyways.
I’ll have myself do that, thank you.
As for the rest of you, if we are to beat the others, than you are to head for the stairs at on-
...
...
...Techno.
...?
...Destroy that bat at once.
...




It appears that now everyone is focused on taking down the Guts Tank...
(No idea what Vat Man is going on about a blimp, though... While I do see the blimp, I doubt something as big as the Guts Tank is going to be anywhere on there... Otherwise, I’m fairly certain that blimp would be crashing from the sheer weight of the machine, if not because it is currently on a rampage.)
Regardless, this should be rather interesting... And, dare I even say it, perhaps a little... fun.
...No, no. Do not get yourself excited, Missingno.... You must not show anything of the sorts. It’s part of why you’re here, after all... To test yourself... Among... other things... At others’ expense.
...In any case... Let the race begin.
(...So, you two managed to lose... Hmph. How saddening. You’re fortunate enough that you don’t lose anything from it.)
(Come back when you feel like you can actually manage yourselves in there. I may be good for fast experience, but that won’t matter if you can’t get your hands on any...)
(...You could possibly try raising your ranks in one of the lower-level dungeons, or defeat a Robot Master to take their weapons. Maybe THEN you might be able to keep up.)









Isn’t it obvious? To participate in the story, of course.
Noted.
*Chuckles* I’m in danger.



...And then, I got thrown out by this guy who looked just like me! This is the most absurd thing to have ever happened to me!
Of course he would look like you, you big oath... Have you forgotten what reproduction models are?
I KNOW WHAT A REPRODUCTION MODEL IS! Whatever that... thing was, it wasn’t some ordinary reproduction model... It was HUGE! Bigger than anything that has ever entered the mines! It was like some kind of giant bulldozer made in my image... Which is just plain creepy!
Sounds to me like you’ve just encountered a Guts Tank...
...I’m almost not surprised it decided to target your place... The Yellow Devil, I don’t get... But a Guts Tank feels almost at home in the Mountain Mines...
What I don’t understand is why... Guts Tanks are basically war machines, and last I checked, we’re not exactly at war... (Though, the way things are going with these incidents...)
...So why is it active? And why attack the Mountain Mines?
Well, whatever the reason, it’s in the way of our construction work! How are we supposed to build the first city in a Mystery Dungeon under these conditions!?
Dude, you’ve been working on it for 5 years now. At this point you’re either done or not even building-
...Erm, nevermind.
Don’t worry. We’ll help you to take back the mines.
Hold on there for a second, Sergeant. We!?
Uh, yeah...? Who else is going to do it?
Let those other guys from the Academy handle it, our schedule’s full enough as is.
Ninja, I am pretty sure that this is more-
Oh, no, don’t worry yourselves over it. If you’re busy, it’s fine, I understand. Just get me those other guys you were talking about.
See? We get the others to save the mines, while WE take the opportunity to catch up to them, and perhaps even become better than them. It’s the perfect plan!
...*Sigh* Whatever you say...
Hey, thanks a lot! I’d come and get it myself, but... Between you and me, I absolutely HATE getting my cutter dirtied up! Especially in all this oil... So, anyways, here’s a little something for all your troubles...









It’s called “reproduction”. ALL robots- apparently with exceptions these days- are mass-produced in order to make up the world’s population. How could NEITHER of you know this!? What do they even teach you kids in school these days? I mean, seriously, it’s like you’re BOTH from another world or something.





YOU FOOL!
...Ugh, why did that bird leave me with the nursing job... Well, I see you’re awake now... About time.
Beat explained what happened, and let me give you some advice, kid... Don’t just rush into situations carelessly. It was just a Sniper Joe! You probably would’ve beaten him if you were more careful...
Now, why don’t you just move along and leave me alone. Making sure you recover was a complete waste of my time. Seriously, name ONE time someone actually died in a dungeon instead of being booted out...
