1. May shift from time to time, but currently it's a tossup between Fire Man & Heat Man.
2. I'unno. Maybe that it doesn't have the same limits as most other RPs.

Orb City - Pop's House Gone, huh? A cowardly tactic, if I ever saw one.
So what if this Kahtos has disappeared? There's only so much Arena to be covered.
That flaw is rendered obsolete once you realize one thing (well, two actually): Not only is mean and green over there sound-proof the entire time, but also capable of flight.*
That sounds a tad unfair.
Pop, at the end of the day, it's not about fair. It's about using what you have to win.
Ooof course. That doesn't give you guys the excuse to act like macho meatheads all the time, though.
To be fair, usually we're not doing anything at all, much less fighting.
Then how do you guys know so much about everything?
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*Page 30, Post #10. Defteros activates a pair of Nanotech wings to fly to space.
*Page 73, Post #11. Kahtos (at the time a mere alter ego with an Adaptor) flies down to base floor level.

Kahtos uses the blades to block, sustaining minimal damage in the process, and then retracts the latter ones.

Kahtos then turns the Karnage Sabers into Karnage Scythes, throwing a new batch of extremely wide Energy Slashes and then Disappearing.

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Karnage Scythes (Nature/Cutter)- The user morphs their Karnage Saber into fully-operating scythes, of which are not only much, much faster but are capable of cutting at atom-slicing levels.

Kamo Mode (you know i had to do it to em) (Shadow)- The user disappears from the sight of any and all watchers, as well as any energy levels or readings of EM frequency. Attacking will immediately reveal the user, however. The user is also unable to be smelled or heard.

Kahtos draws forth Karnage Sabers as well as props up similar-looking blades on the elbows and forearms, and slashes each indidvidual bullet with extreme precision!

Kahtos simply blocks the Dark Arrows, then reappears behind Rumia, kicking her into them during their turnaround, as well as shooting tens of Finger Blasters for good measure!

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Finger Blasters (Neutral)- The user fires a blast from their fingertips that moves at supersonic speeds, all the while making a gun shape with their fingers. The blast can be charged to triple all of it's characteristics.

Tch.

Kahtos leaps high into the air, avoiding the rings equipping the Karnage Sabre in both arms,
throwing a wide sum of Energy Slashes Rumia's way.

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Energy Slashes (Neutral/Nature)- wide curves of energy that can be fired from the Karnage Saber
Karnage Saber(Nature/Cutter) a nigh-unbreakable arm saber that is forged on crystalized natural energy.

Kahtos with blur-like speed phases into the ring.

Where is this "competition"?

Viking Man simply looks at his Broadsword and facepalms.

Then realizes it is his RM weapon and un-facepalms

Death Koopa II - Control Room Hrmmm. And it seems that is how the cookie crumbles.
To be honest, I expected at least a drop of Deus Ex Machina to ruin this entire thing. Kamek? Set sail. It's time to begin our conqu--
--Your crudeness, they are right behind us.
Hmm!?

Bowser and Dr. Koopenstein turn around to see a Starman amped-Wario and Waluigi.

Huh!? B-but--

They both look at the monitor again to see Wario being pummeled rapidly by Somatic.

OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Wahahah! That magic paintbrush really is something!
Some advice for next time; Don't make weapons that can end up being used against you.

Dark Grasslands You... you bastard.
Angry I sent your companion packing? Why not try and settle the score with Wario-Man?
......Nah.
What?!?
Ha! You're not even worthy enough to make me transform!

Wario turns his rear to Somatic and slaps it repeatedly.

Come on! You wanna piece of it!? Come and get it!!
YOU MISERABLE INSECT!

Somatic charges at Wario at full speed.

K. Rool Archipelago - Mt. Kroc SummitKahtos responds blankly:

I am without my own wants, needs, and desires. I can only implore that you ask yourself what you would normally do if you were "bored".

Dark Grasslands This guy's no joke, Wario! But if he thinks that he's any match for the Negative Zone...

Waluigi suddenly wraps the entire area in a Negative Zone, where Somatic (albeit by choice no one else) is subject to it!

Then he's dead wrong! Hyaaaa!

Waluigi attempts to deliver a poke to the eyes on Somatic, but a powerful surge of energy knocks him back.

Urgh!
Despite the lowliness you possess, "Waluigi", you are a true mystery in terms of specimen.
Wh-what?!?

Somatic extends his arm forward, and brings it back, clenching it.

A tennis racket that can deflect anything and everything as long as it has proper reflexes is bound to be made up of some godlike alloy. On top of that, you manage to harness and emit the same energy developed by your irrelevance... it is quite fascinating. Too bad it will never be enough.

Somatic in the blink of an eye disappears and reappears, gut punching Waluigi and undoing the Negative Zone and sending him flying back in the surrounding forest!

WAAAAAAAHHHHH!
WALUIGI!!

Somatic then teleports again behind Wario, backs facing each other.
Do not concern yourself with his well-being. His and yours will both be nonexistent soon enough.

Dark Grasslands As the dust is clearing out.... an extreme force of energy parts it in all directions!

What the!?
That was no foul attempt on your behalf, but I found myself with very few scratches from that combination... The closest thing to damage was that plant's "butt smash".
This power... What is it?
Why not ask your dear companion Wario? After all, he had a taste of this power first-hand...
Oh yeah, when you blew up. How'd you even survive?
Out of story the comment was bumped down despite being posted first, resulting in the original ending planned holding no weight (Thanks for that, by the way). In-story my conscious was merely switched to a different body, one... to my liking.
Then that leaves only one question. This power... What is it?
This is becoming too redundant. I will make this quick.

Somatic holds out 15 red powerful gems in the air.

These are the Microlite Jewels. By isolating the energy and radiating of the Master Emerald we managed to perfectly duplicate it into gems of our own, with none of the downsides. No outside forces can wield them.
...

Much to Somatic's dismay, rather than intimidated, Wario merely stares on at the Microlite Jewels with dollar signed-pupils and excessive drooling.

Why do I bother explaining this to you?

Somatic fires a gigantic blast of Chaos Energy in the threes way.

Look out!!
Waluigi slides in and reflects it with his racket at the last moment.

Dark Grasslands Whatever! Bring it on!

As Somatic is charging towards the three, Wario hits him with a direct Corkscrew Conk, sending him flying back!

Urgh!
Wahahah! I'm-a-gonna win!
Waluigi time!
as Somari is sent flying, he is rammed into by Wario with a Burying Bike, and then stomped on by a Waluigi Stomp, trampling him into the ground even further.

*ROAR* (My turn!)

Petey, who was lingering in the air until this moment, dives at the burried neck-deep with a devastating Ground Pound, creating a devastating explosion which clears the area with dust!

...
...

Both parties anticipate the result of the combination of the trio's attacks...

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Corkscrew Conk (Impact)- Wario The user curls into a ball mid Shoulder Bash to attack in the air.
Burying Bike (Swift/Earth)- Wario uses his motorcycle to trample his enemies and leave them buried in the ground. Variant of Wario Bike.
Waluigi Stomp (Impact/Shadow)- Waluigi (moving if he is not within range) stomps on the opponent underneath him with his powerful legs, crushing them.

You... but I thought I piledrived you into hell!* How did you survive?
I merely teleported the instant before the collision could happen. Clearly, you were too caught in your own pitiful conceit to think of such of an eventuality. While we're the subject, I will put an end to all foolish conspiracies to come.
The identical brat, the Somari heroes and myself? We come from an alternate universe with the same individuals of the fabled 'Mario cast' but with a different world and course of events. If you had been ever so at all observant this would have been hardly any news.
Huh? Wait, who am I?
...

For a half second Somatic flashes back to a certain individual, and snaps out.

...It matters not. Dead men needn't any details. Now then...

Somatic begins to burst with rocket jets on his back.

...It is time the three of you perish by my hand!

Somatic heads for Wario, Petey, and Waluigi simultaneously!

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*Not literally.

Dark Grasslands Well, that's good and all, but we still have one predicament... the paintbrush.
Hey, finder's keeper's right? Besides, maybe this brush could better highlight my chiseling features?

Wario immediately snatches the magic paintbrush away from Waluigi!
No, way, you dunce!
*ROAR* (Are we going to destroy it for the greater good?)
...
...Not a chance! A magic item like this'll make a mint! This may as well be treasure! And unless they're willing to pay up, I'm not letting anyone get their grubby fingers on a potential profit!

Wario stuffs the magic paintbrush behind his back video-game style, and like that it is completely invisible.
How dare you! I put time and effort into bringing out the best in such artillery, and you're gonna go and pawn it off!? If you had said it was too dangerous and tried to destroy it or seal it away somewhere, that'd be easy to respect! But you don't even care if they end up getting into the wrong hands!?
Hey! You lost the right to whine once you dedicated yourself to this stuff! I don't wanna hear any more backchat from you!
I dUn WanNa heEr ENy mOaR baCkhAt fRum yOu!
Nrrrrrrgh! Oh, that is it! You know, I don't condone child violence, but-- WAH!

Immediately a huge gust of wind blows the five back! The perpetrator stands tall.
...Ugh...
Apologies for the turbulent entry, but I do not have time to dillydally. Besides, I have already been humiliated enough by a certain one of you...
...And as long as I live, that can not go unpunished.
!!!

Peach's Castle Oh, no. No questions. Well, only one, to be exact.
Koopenwho!?

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Death Koopa II - Control Room Aaaaand I suppose the cat is out of the bag! Somatic. I presume you know what you are tasked to do?
Precisely. I shall be back with not only your sons... but the heads of those troublesome peons as well.

The robot activates its jet shoes and flies off.

Peach's Castle Suddenly, the walkie-talkie speaks!

What's that? I think I hear the sound of butting! In! We literally explained that this was our job to do! Besides, what could some rando accomplish? We've already got someone big and strong!
...Do you mean Petey or..?
Not the plant, you cretin! I'm obviously talking about myself! Besides, we've already made excellent progress of our own! We've caught one... two...? of Bowser's brats, with one that may or may not be from this world.
Fantastic. And pray tell, what does this have to do...

...with... oh dear.
Mr. Gutsman? It seems you may have been correct.
Mr. Whonow?
It's nothing important, just carry on. I wish we could see what you two were doing instead of listening in on various sound effects.