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Ahhh, Superintendents Sabata and Beta! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable conversation!
Honestly, I'm glad you've decided to come here. The last people to have visited haven't been very... hospitable as of late. Then there's Powers Personified, but I've came up with a method to distract him for now.
Really, though, what's the problem?
Proteus? What the hell are you doing he--
Stop it. Stop being petty and get your shit together.
Listen. I don't care who dies or who gets hurt, but when you sit there twiddling your thumbs instead of dealing with the fucking problem, that shit annoys me to my fucking core. I am done watching you gawk and scoff and pretend like the blood is not on your hands when the shit you've created does something that is a danger to everybody. I am done being civil. Take responsibility for your goddamn characters, or I will kill you.
The hierarchy can kiss my ass. The next time you fuck someone else over because of your negligence, you'll receive a visit from me... And it won't be all talk.
...Huh.
How was your talk?
Faaaaan-freaking tastic.
It just occurred to me. I need to have a talk with a certain someone.
Who?
Screw you, that's who. Don't break anything and do not touch the KFC, unless you wanna volunteer to end up with an even worse fate that your duplicate would've gotten.
Wow! That sounds soooo exciting! Lemme just check to see how many shits I give before I tune in!
Oh. Well would you look at that. It seems I don't have any shits to give. I could go to the shit store so I could go get a shit to give, but that's such a far trip, I don't think I can make it there.
How sad. Looks like I don't give a shit about this new Choice Network at all. This was a waste of time.
I know what happened. Sorry 'bout the tournament... or the lack thereof.
Although disappointing, I has't nay doubt yond I shalt liveth to duel another day. Though aside from the callous fate Madam Rumia suffered, there is one thing which troubles me.
What's up, man? Talk to me.
The one hath called Kahtos. I hath felt a very... menacing aura from.... It forsooth reminds me of... him.
Him?
Indeed. The Wily Omega. Of which we know not his whereabouts at all. Could it be the one who used us plots something destructive this very moment?
....Let him. Whether or not he reveals himself, It won't end with us being his pawns this time. The CRN will give him everything that's coming to him. We'll make sure of it.
Four letters. S. O. U. L. Like the genre. it's not that complicated.
Where're you going?
To my spacecraft, if you don't mind. Something has come up.
I should feel honored. I border on enough relevancy to be considered important enough to be sent this. Regardless...
Oh, you guys had your chance. Too late to take the high road on this one.
Also, I know it says "remains unknown", but I'd be genuinely surprised if that little emergency remote worked. If Kahtos had the time to merge with his Adaptor, then I'm positive he had the time to override his latent code.
But anyway. I know it's a strange concept for you, old ape. But there's this one thing that people usually do that given your history I'm sure you haven't heard of. It's called minding your own business.
Well, it was dumb of me to expect otherwise to happen.
What?
The tournament's cancelled. Turns out savagely tormenting your opponents doesn't go well with a lot of the contestants. Or some of the contestants friends. And after one match, nonetheless.
's probably for the best, actually. Although a certain company just might go bankrupt from the national backlash that is to take place.
It's obvious for some what they're going to do after, but I'm personally curious how that Viking Dude's taking it. He seemed really excited to face off against someone.
AHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!! Goddamn, that was brutal! I didn't think you had it in you, Defteros!
But I don't!
I mean, seriously, your torturing literally cancelled the tournament! If that old Geezer Cranky was going to erase you from existence, before, imagine what he'll do now. Also serves that gold-bellied fatass right for invading my property.
I--
Sorry, ol' chap. But the proof is in the pudding. Can not deny, you really took your sweet time attacking that youwhatever. And, correct me if I'm wrong from a lack of experience, but... that's not what good guys do, is it?
As entertaining as a heap of garbage you were, I am not like a certain two challengers who much too often enjoy playing with their food until it costs them. This is the very end of the line for you. Give everyone back at DK Island my greetings for me.
See that? That's you, Defteros.
W-what!?
Oh, yeah, you heard that right. That is you, relentlessly attacking that shadowy fairy girl. That seems like something a bad guy would do...
But I'm not a bad guy! It's wrong to make people suffer for your own entertainment!!
Yeah, yeah, the routine high-horse stuff. I've heard it before. Don't tell it to me... tell it to you.
...
I neither take solace in this turn of events. What honor couldst one findeth in such a cruel decision?
Apologies, did that hurt you?
Good.
You have crossed the line between bravado and foolishness. Any lummox with a brain would have elected to stop while it was in their list of options.
You were warned. Vastly so. Before anyone can disqualify me for what would be a false violation of the rules, rewatch the footage. Check every camera in your possessions. You will find no Adaptor. Because I did not summon one.
Before we had signed up, or even further, Before it crossed either of our minds to join this tournament, I took things into my own hands, merging my own self with it to become a single entity. it is now equally a part of me as your limbs are to your body. Regardless... It is well that you do not plan on relenting...
...Because it is not in my interest to take my time killing you... but to have you wishing you had the luxury of being dead.
I will give props where they are due. Your courage is undeniable. But battles are not won with courage alone.
You will be warned once. Yield and no further action will be held. Persist, and I will not hesitate to take... fatal measures*.
Aye. But alloweth us not forget that shouldst the two of thee and I both progresseth, It will be us who shall square off.