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Nnnrgh!
Pay close attention to your surroundings...
...Because it will be the LAST time you see them.
....No. Those days are long gone. My destiny is to serve the order of the Gangplank Galleon.
Unfortunately not. On top of interferences, this DK. Sr made an attempt to undo my programming.
What's.... happening... to ....me-
ERROR. ERROR. RE:CODE NOT FOUND. COMMENCING AUTO-PROCOL: GTFO
Damn. It seems like I underestimated the two of them. Well, it seems like I'll have to wait for backup before I can do anything else.
(Someone say, "backup"?)
Just in time, kiddo! Mind giving me a lift back?
(Not at all! Grab on!)
Apologies, but you are better of trying to fight someone moronic enough to announce they're either taking over or destroying the world to the entire public. Or whatever it is villains are up to today.
Now, if you excuse me. It may be best you flap your gums at something your interference holds weight to.
Well. That was something.
Lord Hades? We kinda have some bad news.
The authorities have a new peacekeeping robot?
The authorities have a ne-
Oh.
And then, with an unparalleled one-hit wonder, you two managed to send him to Antarctica.
I assure you two , measures are being made to combat this. If it is War Mayor Dorado wants...then war it shall be.
Damn pests!
Darn it!
How?
Sorry, kid. This is the end of the line for you.
...This is bad.
ROCK UPPER!
....
Oh... oh man.
...Did anyone get the number on that license plate?
Okay, we DEFINITELY need to report what just happened.
Yeah, no kidding. If he was telling the truth, then we may be in a sticky situation with the law right now.
Now, are you willing to give up or will I have to turn you in myself?
Alright, but before you do, one question. What's that up there?
What do you take me for, some kind of idiot? I'm not going to fall for any of your cheap tri-.
Piss off.
...Rock? Your attack form looks kinda... different.
Don't worry about that. Me and my new friend decided to come to an agreement. I give him more of my own Stat Boosting energy and in return my weapons will pack a little more punch.
Ah. There you are. Alias "Alterock"? How convenient. I get to kill two birds with one stone. Minus the killing. Though...that... wasn't one of the abilities we had seen from you registered in the database.
Well....
You'd be surprised how inaccurate a lot of that information is.
(.̶̀.͜҉.A͏t̶t̨̧a҉c̸k ̡͠h҉i͟m.̨͠.̵̡.̷ ̨͟f̕a̵s҉̷t̴.̨͠͝ ́͜͟a͜͏͢n̶͘d̷̨͏ ̛͡s̢̡t͜͏r̢ong̨.̷̸͡ ͢Èxt͘̕r͜e̷͏m̨̀el̷̵y̨҉̡ ̶̧͝t̷҉̧ơ͞u͝ǵ̴h̵́͞.̡.҉.̕͟.̧͠p̢̢h̨͠y̡̛͢s̸̕͡ì̡̨c̡͞al̴͡ pro̶͘͡w̨͘e̸s͏s̛.҉̧̛ Do̕n͡'͠͝t̀..̢̧.l̶̸͜e̡t̸ ̢h͝im g̢e͠t ̴͏h͏̶i̛͏͠s̛͞ ̨̨há̛nds̸̛͡ ͡ǫ̵͘n̵ ͏y͞o̴u̢.̨)
Got it! Mech!
Right behind you.
..Huh. Never knew all this corruption lore went so deep.
What's tacking Mech-T so long, though? I get he said he had something to do but he should've been back already.
Awwww, crap.
(Come on, get here already! Seriously, it's like nothing hurts this guy. My Shield Scythe doesn't even pierce him, and on top of that, he hits like a truck. I could use Dark Star Energy for more power, but one wrong move could end up wasting all my WE, with no one to help boost it back up.)
What's the matter? Need backup from a friend?
Just what do you have to do with Quartet Enterprises?
Pal, as long as I'm chosen to investigate it...
....Everything.
You're not taking the hint, are you? I suppose I must be upfront here.
Take a look at the deposit I made. Do you still see it there? Of course not. We retracted it the moment our phone call ended.
If I wanted one of your robots I would have just took one and reverse engineered it. Don't bother with more protocols and failsafes, however. Already went through. A bit of a letdown, I must say.
It's not that this game hasn't been fun, though. I haven't been this humored since I tore the robot yours are after above in half. But I believe it's time for you to go. Or, don't. It makes no difference since you can't actually go inside.
I haven't the slightest clue. You tell me.
You have no authority here. I will not surrender to you all.
You have defied the great King K. Rool for what will be the last time. Prepare yourselves.
Ah. You must be "Mr. Egg", I presume?
(So. What now?)
(B͜etray Lo͢rd͏ ͘Hade̡ş.̵..͞Y̢o̷u̶ ̀ar͠e̢.̛.̛own.̸..̡p̀e̸r̶s̶o̧n̵.)
Oh, yeah? How do I know that this isn't some ruse from you? You're the reason why a lot of my Stat Boost powers don't work anymore.
(P̨̧͝o̷͞w̢e͢͟r̴͡s̡.̴҉.̕. wó̵r̢k. ͏N̢͜e̶͝eḑ͢.́.̛͜ ̵̛͢t̢́he en̶͡e̵̢r̴̀gy҉͘͘.̷̷ ͜M͟͟u̸s̶̶ţ̧̕ ͝҉͟s͏̷u̷͘s̡t͞a̛i͟͡n͏̨.̷̨̛.̡́.̨͝ ́͘s̨el̶҉͟f̶̧͘.́҉͏)
Look, just tell me what you are. Maybe then I'll start to trust you.
(A͞m͘.̶͡..́͞͠A͞ń͘t͠͝i͟͏..̴̨O̵m̡͟ni ̡͘͠ȩ̢n̨e͝͏̴r̨͜g̡͟ỳ͞.̶͘ C̸̢r̴̡̕a̷͜c̀҉ḱ͢.̛͘͘.͘͠.̨w̡̧a̢s̴ń͠'̛͏͢t ͟͜o͘͝n̸͞l͝y t͘͢h̛i̷̢ng͜.҉͠.̨͠. ̛͜g̡̕͏i͟v̷̨͠eņ̛ ̵̴to̴̕ ͞ý̸o̷̢͝ú̸.̵)
(L-͢l͏͝ò͟r̡d̴̢̀ ̷͜͞H̨͠ád̨ȩ͟s̵͞҉.̡̕͟..̛͞ y̡͞o̵͡͠u҉̵͞ ̢͢ć̷̕a̸̧n̶̷ ̶̵n̢ơ̷̡t ̡̀t̕̕r̡͠ù̵̕s̶t̶̨͟ ̢́h̸̢i͠m͝͏̴.̧̕͜ ͘H̵e͏̧͘ ̴͠h̸͜íd́͟ès̨̡ t̶́͞h̨͟͠i̴̸͝n̶ǵs.͞.͠҉.͢ ̢͞v̸͡e͏͟͝r҉͡ỳ.̸͢.̢. ͢͢h̷o͡r͟r͘i̵̡b̷le̶.̵̶. ̷̴̡t̷͠h̛҉̡i̵̧n҉g̀ş͘.̵̀͞)
Okay, but if you're Anti-Omni energy, doesn't that make you evil?
(N̵̨͠o̕͜t.́҉́..͟in͡h̨͢e̡͜͢r͏̵͢ȩń͝t̕͏̵l̸͟͢y̢͏̛.͠)
(G͠i͘͘͞v̴̕͝e̵͜ ̸̷m̡e.̕.̴́.̴̶e̴̕͜ner̀́͢g̸̨̕y̢̡.̡ A̷̢͡ņ͏͏d͘͘͠ ̴̢͢Į͢ ̡w̕͠į̴̴l̨l̸͏̡ h̷̵e̕l̢͢p̴ ̷y̕o̧u̴͜҉.̷̧ ̧̀O̵͝pen͘.̴̢́..͢.̶ ͜e̵y͠e̷̴s̶͝ à̶r͘͟ou͘͡͝n̕d t͜͜͏h͏e҉͞ ̨͠w̛͜o̵͜rl̀d̷.̴͜͝ ͜T͘h͞i̶͢n̕g̵s̸̵͝ y̶͏̀o̕͝͡u̕ ̵̕ḑ̧ǫ̕͢ņ̕'̸͟t ̵̡̀kn̵oẁ.̀͟.̶̶.̨͜ Ì cą̀n̕ ̨s̀h҉ò͘w͟ ̧̕y͝o̧͜͜u.͟.̕.͝ ͢͜a̷n͜d͠͞҉ ̢͏m̴a̴ķ̧̛e͞ ̀you̷͞ ́҉e̸vę͘͜n ̢s͡t̷͠r̸̢o̧n͞g̨̕e͜r̨̀.́̕...͘)
.....
How may I be of service?
Put this in a package and deliver it to "14156 Nowheresville".
Processing...
14156 Nowheresville found. Storing item.
Now then, I believe I have somewhere to be.
Then we are in agreement. I shall see you there.
Now... what could this be?
I'm telling you man, you lucked out.
No, YOU lucked out! This weird scar thing is messing my powers up!
Have you tried getting it repaired?
....No, but I've constantly been Energy Boosting it. Before it did nothing. Now, I feel like every time I do it's growing.
What next? Is this scar of yours sentient?
Is hearing voices other than your own in your head a good qualifier for that?
.....You know what, maybe we should talk to Lord Hades about this.
Probably, but he's busy right now. Something about business.
....Wanna play video games?
The hotel I resided at was obliterated, remember? I'll have to get a new one... and with the way I look, good luck without raising any suspicious eyebrows.
How did...? Nevermind. Guard, bring me the letter from him.
Now, as I was saying. You may bring them towards here. Please make sure to drop them by the outside of here within about an hour.
Consider it done.
(Agh. I'm not doing anything wrong, but I can feel my speed being drained. On top of that, he's already got the edge in raw power.)
Come on, Rock! I know you're faster than this!
.....Where?




.....Oh, hell.
......
(Phew. A moment more and I might have lost that. He did mention Dark Star Power being able to siphon other forms of energy before, but I don't think me getting slower and weaker was him doing that.)
.....Huh? The hell just happened?
Oh, great. I guess that rules out Speed-based weapons.
!
Was just playing dead. Checkmate.
.......