Meanwhile, somewhere at the Abandoned Wily Fortress in timeline 3... An odd orange stone starts to fall, nearing the back of the fortress outside... while back inside, in the top of the fortress, the capsule from many a post's ago, finally starts to open, and certain parts of the fortress start having their lights turn on... the Sniper Joe from inside, walks out, not even close to looking like one anymore... instead, looking like a robot skeleton, all chrome, a single eye lighting up at the skull, and the buster's frame removed, showing massive modifications to it, like some sort of visual indicator with a pixilated buster shot on the small screen, a bunch of excess wires that look extremely durable, and a multitude of nozzles that switch out on a sort of wheel inside the buster's endoskeleton.
???: FINALLY. I AM COMPLETE.
While the skeletal robot, starts slowly walking towards some sort of announcement system, outside the fortress, the small crystal lands making a rather small crater, starts shaking, glowing red while doing so. While that's going on, for reasons unknown, presumably an extremely strong sense of duty, the giant, damaged (if I remember properly), Guts Man starts standing back up on its treads, looking around for some sort of way into further inside the fortress, to try and complete its goal, remove all intruders. Then, without warning, maroon spheres resembling Shadow Bugs from the Subspace Emissary start surrounding the crystal, forming a body, with the crystal at the upper-center of the torso/body, a 5'2 Man with red eyes was the born.
Hi-ho world. I suppose that you can just call me...
...What do I call myself?
He then starts to ponder until a Big Eye(Ability ver.) starts shooting at the currently nameless person, who dodges and retaliates with Weaponized Character炎, causing the Big Eye to instantly overheat and shut down upon contact with the giant Japanese character made out of flames.
Well that was distracting. Anyways, where was I in my thought...?
He then thinks again, only thinking of the moon for some unknown reason...
Moon... why the moon of all things... almost like I'm lesser to it somehow... Screw it. I'mma call myself Lesser Moon. I got no time for this.
LesserMoon then looks around, noticing the giant Guts Man coming his way.
Perfect.
He then readies himself for the ensuing battle...

Duke slo-mo falls to the ground... in real time. Even doing a slo-mo voice while doing so. Yeah.
Reficul then takes Duke's place.
Though I can agree with some of your sentiments of us being in your way and ethics, origins and titles not mattering for understandable reasons...
She then looks at the slo-mo'ing Duke, falling slowly in real time with distaste, and back at Tyr.
There's just one thing that matters to me.... You're currently in the way of my stroll out of this place, and willing or no... you will get out of my way one way or another.
She then pulls a Critical Hit onto Tyr.

Shu's shadow manages knock the anvils aside, and roars!
Shu: Okay, now things are getting tense!
Shu then reaches in his pockets, pulling out a prism... causing Shu's Dragon Shadow to seemingly disappear, and replaced with a Saber-Tooth*!
Shu: 'Least I planned ahead with those prisms I smuggled from the Atomic Cube...
Shu, with the Sabre-Tooth mimicking, licks his hand, which causes the Sabre-Tooth's hand to be covered with water, which afterwards, Shu makes a haymaker attack, that causes his current shadow to use Watera Blow!
Water/a/us Blow - water/impact: One of the Saber-Tooth's magic imbued attacks that harms a single target, depending on how fatal the user wants it to be, said user can change the intensity of the attack, basic Water Blow is non-lethal, while very lethal is where Waterus Blow comes in.
*Saber-Tooth, being short for Saber-Tooth Tiger if you couldn't tell. Though, it's the signature shadow of one of Shu's friends.

Duke then brings out his Freeze Thrower, firing it at Tyr!
Duke: You wanna dance? Try it with some brainfreeze!

I'll automate this turn, but just know that Duke would be the active member on my end.

THE PLACE WITH CHORD AND CO.
Shu just hops on and tries to steal the drivers seat.
Shu: I'm gonna pilot this if y' don't mind!
Meanwhile inside the Reaper Lodge...
A certain owl in a power suit starts working up one of those cartoon sneezes... until suddenly-!
*Russian Sneeze explosion*
Within the dust with sounds of gross flesh parts splatting the walls and an arm cannon rolling on the floor, said dust starts to clear...
Ugh... that was weird...

As Ivlis looks up to the sky, Duke gets in his way, attempting to shield him from the possible aftershock!
Duke: Get the hell out of the way!
Ivlis obliges, trying to get out of there! While Reficul equips the charge module she bought under her tie.

Ivlis, still walking around, starts nearing someone to at least try to talk to, he starts to notice the plants from bloom 'n doom, more specifically, the fleeing Plantern.
Okay, I've seen angels, animal people, demons, ghosts, a sentient machine, magic casters like witches, and even zombies, but somehow, sentient plants with cartoon eyes, make me want to draw the line somewhere by now... how can this get odder from here...?

Ivlis then noticed the bros. hop out and speak.
...What the hell are they even saying?

Duke simply pulls out a stogie, lights it up, and smokes it, grumbling.
Duke: I got more strategy in one boot than his pretty little face.
Ah he can't be that bad.
Ivlis, then tries going to Limstella, trying to strike up a conversation, before getting his throat grabbed by, for the lack of better words, his handler
...Where do you think you're going, airhead?
Namedrop...


Page 65 since I lost my progress on the original post text. Anyways, there's just one last move before the Shadow shot, though similar to Knuckle Sandwich, it's action, typing and damage are... different. Critical Hit; A damage/impact typed, 20 damage, 100% accuracy punch that always does a critical hit, but the crit is halfed, yet ignores defense. Cost for it is 7 WE. She has the shadow shot via clipping a bit of her horns and throwing it.
Back to the story at hand.
Duke: Woah, what the hell's going on here? (Pun not intended.)
This fool and I have a... history as it were. And due to that history, I've ensured he knows his place from there on...
Duke: Dude, that doesn't mean you can just toss 'em around like s(*%
Reficul and Duke then started to argue in a more subtle, non-shouting manner, over how to handle poor soul, while said soul, Ivlis, managed to latch off of Reficul's grasp, and tries to get some air.
God... that still hurts...

Duke, sort of just, leaning on one of the shop walls outside with Ivlis, looks at the sudden appearance of the homunculus.
Duke: Another anime swordfighter; like I give two shits, let alone one.
What does anime and swords even have to do with that guy when he clearly wields magic and an axe?
Duke: Long story.

Suddenly... outside enragement childs shop... a random minecraft house made out of dirt blocks appears right next to it...
And then coming out of lack of front door... a major spike in debauchery suddenly rises up when a green crocodile animatroic in a t-post slowly uh... floats.. out I guess...?
FNAFB!Monty: HELLO PATHETIC CAPITALIST SWINES. I AM HERE TO COLLECT RANDOM ASS CROWNED COINS FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO HAVE STEAL FUCKBOY'S BIRD WOMAN. NOW GIVE COINAGE TO ME FOR COLLECTION. NOW.

Energy: 200
WE: 30
Attack: 15
Defense: 15
Speed: 6
Role: ABSOLUTE TANK AND STUD
Uses mostly missile attacks like his patented Devastator (10 WE, 70% accuracy), gauntlets that rapid fire missiles, dealing 40 per. shot up to 6 times, the one and only Freezethrower (4 WE, 80% accuracy) to chill up a foe so they squirm less dealing 30 damage if it hits, and be subjected to the MIGHTY B O O T (4 WE, 95% accuracy, 30 damage) which deals double damage to frozen foes, but thaws them out unfortunately. But to compensate... he also brings in... the Shrink Ray (5 WE, 50% accuracy, 10 damage), to shrink the dumbass hit by it, causing them to deal less damage via impact or neutral attacks for 2 turns, while being more susceptible to impact attacks like say... the boot? Oh, and he has a Missile shot through his pistol.
Okay, back to the story at hand, Ivlis sort of starts easing up to Duke after his look of confusion.
Okay, hold up, you don't want to beat me into a bloody pulp?
Duke: Why the hell would I? You apart of some alien invasion of somthin'?
Duke then laughs, and puts Ivlis onto his feet, dusting him off.
Duke: Just screwing with ya. Besides, if I wanted you dead, I'd already would've put hot lead through your chest!
Ivlis then breaths a sight of relief.
Finally... someone that doesn't threat me like trash on sight.

The female then looks towards Magalor.
I'll admit, little one, your straightforward line of thought amuses me.
She then trades in all 3 of her crown coins for coupons, and then going to enragement child's shop, whipping out those 3 coupon books.
That cellular phone object, that map, and that skill thing*. Now. Oh, and that Charge Module too.
She then uses the phone before properly paying...
Then a random ass tune starts playing
???: I'm already behind you.
There the tune goes off again
???: And I have... absolutely no idea where the hell I am.

Good. Watch over him a while would you?
The lady then throws the poor sap that is the guy at Duke causing the latter to nearly fall over- oh who am I kidding, it's DUKE, he just straight up grabs the poor sap by the scarf!
...Please don't kill me.
Duke gave the poor guy, named Ivlis for your convenience (since that's his actual name), a stare with those sunglasses that says, "The hell are you talking about?"
*Two character slots, one skill slot, for those who might not know how my creative work ins can be at times.

The male then gets a confused look at uh... everything that just happened.
...What the hell am I looking a-
Suddenly a morning star comes flying in, and crushes the back of the guy's head in! While another face slowly walks in...
Apologies about him... He just doesn't know when to keep quiet.
She then grabs the morning star, slips the poor guy's head off, and proceeds to sell the E-Tank and Health Pellet.
Do note that, the female demon's name, stats, and abilities, since she'll be the slot 4 character, will come soon aside from one move she has right now...
"Have this." - 100% accuracy, costs 3 WE; Gives an ally the weapon Triple Six Ticket for three turns.
Triple Six Ticket - Once the user rips off the top of the ticket, they gain 2 stages defense, one stage off of attack and speed, but gives a slight shadow resistance of 5% (if applicable) for 2 turns. Once used, it cannot be used again until it is given to the user again; can only be given via "Have this". 100% accuracy, 3 WE

Everyone then starts to notice the rolling guy with the horns going towards one of the shops, crashing into one of them... doesn't matter which, it's up to all yalls, or me if none of you are willing.
Ugh... stupid little...
He then looks around...
...Where the f(*& am I?

Alice unleashes her Necro Blade upon GyroT!
Back with the unfamiliar faces- oh you have to be kidding.
I warned you.
WELL YOU CAN JUST-!
But before the male could finish, his head was then thwacked off his body with a morning star, flying through the air, a bloodied mess, until landing on the roof of one of the shops...
Hole in one.
The bloodied body on the ground that was the male then starts twitching, until odd, disgusting sounds of what might be bones, skin, and organs regenerating start going off as one moment the body was headless, then next... it's head was back.
...I... hate you... so much...
Mutual feelings aside, you should at least be thankful I considered using a faster swing speed than last time.
The male demon gets up, flips her off, and starts rolling down the hill they were apparently on as speed comparable to that of an f-1 race car towards the shops.

Alice, annoyed by that, the tries to smash GyroT's head in with the same hammer used for Inferno of Ruin!
Meanwhile with the unknow face, she sits on a chair, reading a book, and... is she using another demon as a footrest?
Can you get offa me bi-*
"Queen-Sama."
Ugh... can you get offa me, Queen-Sama?
Give me lip like that again...
See what happens.
(Ah crap, not the head golf thing again.)
*Just... imagine this guy with the voice of Johnny Yong Bosch. Okay? Alright.

Alice then sword slices at BlastT!
Meanwhile, miles away, an unknown face watches the ensuing battle afar... as if waiting for it to pass by.
A lamenting bell toll... - Ominous song
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