Ninja Man Z appears from behind the group.

...You're the back-up, I'm guessing... There's quite a lot of you, those two in hiding included.
Yes. You two, who are doing the whole "metal crunching" thing. Don't think for a second I didn't see you two.
(Honestly, this many people to help me... What kind of amateur do those two think I am? I'd only need, like, those two Pokemon to help. This is obviously overkill.)
Well, if we're after the same person, I suppose it can't be helped. Let's kick some time-controlling .

Ninja Man Z leads the group into the Cathedral... But suddenly, they are swarmed by Flutter Flies!

What do you know, Distortion Man actually sent out some minions. Didn't think any one of these guys would even do that.

I see we're after the same thing.

Suddenly, Alpha Fire appears behind Trimarc!

I know we may have started off on the wrong foot, but that was a long time ago in a past that no longer exists. I think it's about time us alternates from Universe 3, Tomline 2 of the Absurd Roleplay to work together on this.

Sergeant Man Z warps in at the right time.

Ah, I see you Aeons are up and about again. Good timing, too... Now, lets not waste any more time.

Sergeant Man Z motions Trimarc to step back before blasting the door open with a rocket!

Ah, so you have arrived... Right on time. I was just finishing up with my newest weapon...

Photon Man then unveils a Giant Laser!

Distortion Man was helping me out with selecting its first target... My personal aim with this thing is to eliminate all of those corporate schmucks who pretend to care about anything other than money. For example...

Suddenly, a dimensional rift opens up, revealing a portal to Dimension 1... More specifically, to Hades' base of operations!

This guy in particular thinks he's got the whole world fooled... He thinks he can get away with all the destruction he's done in the past. Jokes on you, though... Us All-Star Numbers know exactly who you are. And it's about time we wipe your ugly mug off the face of the Omniverse...

Photon Man fires the laser at Hades' base, vaporizing it entirely!

Perfect. Now, to find the HQ of Disney...

In half the time it took Prontoman to make it to the black hole, however, Tachyon Man has not only escaped the building, but has also sliced off Prontoman's head with a sword made of the same semi-particle material as Tachyon Man himself!

Apparently, you didn't catch what I was trying to say. I don't want to just prove myself to be better. I also want you DEAD.

Tachyon Man then slashes Prontoman's head into pieces in less than half a zeptosecond! (Yes, that is a real thing.)

---

Well, you guys go do that. I'm going to head for Photon Man. Best of luck to you all.

Sergeant Man Z warps off.

---

...Back with Surge Man...

...Well, Surge, I've got good news for you. I managed to fix the problem... Now people can't even barge in here through means of teleportation.
Good. What exactly was the problem with that barrier, anyways?
Well, simply put, it uses Void magic... A kind of power that is hard to use when outside of the Void. So, my solution was simply to replace that electrical generator you've been using to power it with a generator powered by Alpha Stones. It's not quite as effective as just using it in the Void, but it is effective enough to work as intended.
That's great to hear... Now, there is something else you can do for me.
Oh? I thought you said I'd be leaving? Hm, but, alright. What exactly is it do you wish for me to-

Suddenly, Missingno. is shocked intensely by the Elec'n, causing Missingno. to collapse!

...You can accompany Jazz in the dungeon. You know the drill, Elec'n... Take this vile vermin away.

The Elec'n drags Missingno. down to the dungeon, where Jazz is also being held.

...Taking over the world is one thing... But capturing villainous scumbags like him is absolutely vindicating.

The missiles hit Drone Man directly! Missile weakness found!

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Spiraling out of control, Drone Man flies off further in DK Island, crashing in the nearby jungle.

---

*In a daze* Uuuuugh...

Drone Man comes to, looking up to see Sergeant Man Z standing above him.

H-hey, Sarge! I, uh... Uh... Please go easy on me.
...If I was your world's Sergeant Man, maybe I would've considered it.

Sergeant Man blasts Drone Man to pieces with Sergeant Rocket Z! He then picks up the dropped Medallion.

That's 2 down. 3 to go.

He then heads over towards the DOS robots to discuss the next course of action.

Think you're so clever, huh? Well, how about THIS?

Drone Man uses the forces of wind to create a whirlpool to trap Sonic Man!

As for you, Volt... I have a special delivery just for you!

Drone Man proceeds to launch wind-propelled missiles at Volt Man!

---

...Here's the thing, Pronto. Speed is only one thing.

The rest of the particles begin piercing through Prontoman's body!

If you want to get anywhere in life... You need the power to match. So, you know what? You can keep your title of fastest in the Omniverse for as long as you live... Because for coming into MY turf...

The last particle pierces straight through Protoeon's IC Chip, before all particles reform Tachyon Man completely!

...You only have so little of it left.

Drone Man arrives at the island, avoiding the Heavy Barragera!

I see the entire original DOS set is here now... Well, let's see what you've got against THIS!

Drone Man creates a giant tsunami that begins to head its way towards DK Island, and everyone on it!

---

Tachyon Man, located in a Particle Lab, turns to Prontoman.

Oh, it's you. So, you want to prove yourself to be better, eh? Well, then...

Suddenly, Tachyon Man splits into a million particles!

(I guess I should mention that it was Thief that Fortem used. I was planning to do something along the lines of "Oh, Fortem knocked him in the lava with the Medallion, the Medallion is melted!" "Nah, Fortem has it. He stole it with Thief." But whatever.)

I would say not.

One of the hidden robots from earlier, Beta Man Z, appears!

That medallion is one of the 5 keys to Surge Man's tower. It is for all of us who are against him to SHARE. If you want it so badly, you can have it once we stop Surge Man. (Not sure what you want with a medallion that empowers ice-elemental attacks, though.)



Now... We gather the other 4. Volt Man already seems to be taking on Drone Man... Meanwhile, here are the other locations of the other 4 robots.

Tachyon Man- Particle Laboratory
Photon Man- Weapons Manufacture
Distortion Man- Clockwork Cathedral

Ninja Man Z is already at the Cathedral. The problem, though, is that as much as Distortion Man is weak to Swift... Ninja Z is just as weak to time. And considering his ego is too big for his own good... I'm hoping to gather some backup for him.



I dunno... How good are you at combating the forces of time itself?



...Bane, right? Do you happen to know more about how different weaknesses work against these guys?



Well, this will certainly be an issue. Horned guy... Satan, I assume? I'll be counting on you to take these two to the Cathedral, coordinates are on this piece of paper. Maybe Ninja can help them understand this sort of thing... Meanwhile, I'll need to make sure nobody else tries to take the Medallions for their own.

Beta Man Z hands a piece of paper with the coordinates leading to the Clockwork Cathedral to the Dark Prince before teleporting out.

---

Speaking of Drone Man...

*Chuckles* You absolute fool.

Apparently, large gusts of wind were hidden in the other cardboard boxes, blowing back Volt Man with enough force to send him all the way to DK Island! Drone Man then proceeds to follow Volt Man...

---

...Meanwhile, at Surge Tower...

...Hmph. The nerve of that green-haired person... Does he have ANY idea how hard it was to build this tower from scratch to begin with in a single day!? NOW look at it! Because of all the "renovating" he's making me do, the entire front wall is gone! We need to find more materials now, just to make a wall! I mean, we still have the barrier here, but-
Excuse me, sir?
*Sigh* What now, you worthless spark plug?
We, uh, found someone who might be able to fix the warping problem.
Good. Bring him here.

And so, Elec'n brings up the robot...

...Elec'n.
Yes, sir?
...I thought we wouldn't be working with these popular types. Why did you bring one of the most notorious glitch creatures in here!?
W-well, I-
In his defense, Surge Man...

Yep. It's Missingno.

...You asked for somebody to fix your barrier issues... It is made with Void techno-magic, yes? Well, I'd say who would be better at it than myself?
...Fine. But know this, "Missingno."... The moment we are done, you will be leaving. Are we understood?
Yes, yes. As clear as day, Surge. Now... Let's see what we've got to work with here...

Oh, it's not over yet.

Sleet Man uses cold winds to propel himself high in the air, avoiding the attack, then creates a platform out of ice, which apparently isn't at all affected by gravity.

It's going to take a lot more than a small volcano to-



Fortem, using some kind of Dark-type move, knocks Sleet Man directly into the volcano, melting Sleet Man entirely! ...I uh... I think that means he's dead.

Unfortunately for Volt, the boxes seem to be a mere distraction! It appears Drone Man is hidden within a cardboard box, Solid Snake-style... Amongst a whole bunch of other cardboard boxes!

---

About 5/6 of the chain attack basically made Sleet Man suffer. Shadow weakness discovered.

...What... The actual... .

Sleet Man slowly gets up.

...Congrats. I was mildly irritated before. Now you've REALLY got me mad.



Suddenly, Sleet Man is knocked back by a large burst of fire. Flame weakness discovered.

Alright, buster... What's YOUR business?

Bane and Fortem appears!




Sleet Man immediately decks Bane in the face with an icy fist. Pun weakness discovered...?

You... You DARE bring that low form of comedy to my presence!?



The attempt was still there.

I know what you're going to be.

Suddenly, a tornado of cold wind, snow, and ice begins to freeze the dark prince solid!

...My next ice sculpture.

Then take THIS!

Drone Man tosses a barrage of fake packages at Volt Man, all of them rigged with a 1-Second Timebomb! (Would be half a second if it wouldn't end up blowing up in his face.)

Drone Man blocks the attack with an incredibly dense Air Twister!

...So THAT'S how you want it to go down. Sorry, sir... But I won't go down that easily.

Drone Man launches the twister at Volt Man with alarming speed!

---

The tempest freezes underneath Sleet Man's feet.

...Did you really think that would just work? I mean, seriously.

Sleet Man then walks up to what appears to be a fake tree (Which I guess I should mention Sleet Man is in a forest that he froze over himself) and presses a button, revealing what appears to be a quick repair chamber. He then steps inside.

You're lucky that I can replace the arms. I-
...

Sleet Man steps out moments later, with only one of his arms replaced.

Alright... Who was the wise guy who took all my spare left arms!?

---

...Meanwhile, in the kitchen of Beta Shadow's Pizzeria (Which seems to have somehow... Improved? Since the last time we saw it)...

...Employee.

Suddenly, a Sniper Joe with a chef's hat and a mustache appears!

Yes-a?
...What is this?

Beta Shadow sets down a pizza that appears to have one of Sleet Man's left arms in it!

I-a found it in-a the allyway. It-a was a box-a full of-a spare left arms-a. I wasn't-a sure what they-a were-a for. They-a certainly weren't-a for our-a robotic entertainer... They-a don't even have-a arms.
So you put it in our PIZZA!?
I-a thought it-a would be-a funny.
What it is is a choking hazard.
Hey! I'm-a Sniper Guiseppe! I can-a make-a ANYTHING a pizza-pie-a!
Nobody is going to eat this, Guiseppe.
Hey, it's-a like-a Papa Pia Joe always-a told me: "Don't-a knock it till-a you try it!"
...Guiseppe.
Yes-a?
You're fired.

Sniper Guiseppe is then banished to the Shadow Realm!

Drone Man, having wondered why there was a laser hole in his base of operations- Which happens to be an Abandoned Robot Factory- hears Volt Man, and flies off to meet him.

Oh! Well, hello there! Are you perhaps here to ask for a delivery from Amastar? Or, are you a locale who wishes to bring something to the new king? ...Er, if that isn't too much to ask... Sorry, I'm... I'm not used to the whole "take over the world" thing...

---

Meanwhile with Sleet Man...

...Where the are my arms.

The barrier could not be destroyed by the Punish. ...The Beam Warp, however...

What the!?
Elec'n... For how long have they been able to do that?
They, um... They c-could do that the entire time, sir.
...Elec'n.
Y... Yes, sir?
Fix it. NOW.
We, um... Nobody here knows how to do that, sir.
Then bring me someone who CAN. Until then, someone ELSE who apparently failed to get the message wants my attention.

Surge Man turns his attention to the man with horns.

Alright, pal... How much of my time do YOU want to waste?

The Beam Sword does absolutely nothing to the barrier.

...(Did ANY of these idiots actually hear what I said about the Medallions?)
Look, I'm not about to open up this barrier, nor will ANY amount of effort actually break the barrier. So why don't you just run along and... I don't know, go play with those other DOS models. Just keep out of my business, pal.

Surge Man hears a bump on the tower's barrier.

*Sigh* You've got to be kidding me...

Surge Man turns the monitor on to converse with Volt Man.

...So THIS is the type of person bothering me today. Alright, I'll bite... What is it do you want?

Beta swats it like an insect.

Oh, great... Basically day one and we already need an exterminator.

Ignore that fact and just deal with the stuffed crust issue so that they can actually shut up about it.

*Sigh* Fine.

Beta Shadow warps instantaneously to Qbby.

So, what is the problem with the stuffed crust pizza? Is it not stuffed enough? Or is it not stuffed at all?

And yet Beta Shadow is ignoring it because he's too busy trying to do other important owner stuff.