Gritzy Desert Lemmy is successfully frozen! Waluigi then capitalizes with a Waluigi Stomp his way, trampling him!

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Forever Forest Stanley and his companion suddenly see a lone Boo flying past them!

AAAH! OH MY GOD!

The boo is frantic, looking for a place to hide, while muttering.

Ms. Robinson I'm sorry for never paying attention in your class, Mom, I'm sorry for taking two cookies out of the cookie jar instead of one, Tyson, I'm sorry for never letting you play on the Gamecube with me--

Before he can finish rambling however, a blur goes straight through him, swallowing him whole!

...

The figure immediately turns around and rolls back in the direction it came, retreating to Iggy's location.

Lemmy pushes Mao off him, and then strikes him with a Bowser Bomb!

Uh oh! Did I strike a nerve!? I think I recognize the purple man, though-- he's an assist trophy!
Why, you--!

Waluigi grabs the Clown Car with his Shadow Vines and chucks it away!

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Bowser Bomb (Swift/Impact)- The user falls onto their opponent with a devastating ground pound, jumping diagonally first if they are not into the air. The power of this move depends on the weight of the user.

Peach's Castle Somari realizes that he is still here and that he should probably be helping Wario and Yoshles out.

Yeah, I should-a-probably get-a-going! See ya later, -a-you two!

Somari charges up in place, and speeds off, breaking the sound barrier a safe distance from the castle.

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Gritzy Desert The A.I. activated Clown Car punches Skapokon's head in a different direction!
No fair! I should be having fun, but instead you meanies came here to ruin everything! Bah! You guys are just jealous because I'm in Smash and you guys aren't!
...!!!

Lemmy sticks his tongue at the trio and slaps his rear as he bounces off yet again.

While Skapokon is talking, however, Mr. Game & Watch hits him with a Judgement 9 point blank in the face!

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Lemmy angrily summons his Clown Car to fight the users, running back to his ball and bouncing away hastily.

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Judgement (Impact)- The user swings their hammer in front of them, while raising a flag with a random number of 1-9 in their other hand. 1, being the weakest and slightly damages only the user, and 9 being extremely powerful with the potency to OHKO.

Judgement 1 (Impact/Neutral) An extremely weak swing that does not make the opponent flinch. It is the least damaging Judge attack and deals recoil damage regardless if it hits.
Judgement 2 (Impact/Neutral) A weak swing that deals minimal knockback. It has a chance of tripping the opponent.
Judgement 3 (Impact/Shield) A weak swing. It sends opponents in the opposite direction from where the user is facing. It does significant damage to barriers.
Judgement 4 (Impact/Cutter)- A swing that has a slash effect and launches opponents diagonally forward.
Judgement 5 (Impact/Electric)- A swing that has an electric effect and hits multiple times.
Judgement 6 (Impact/Flame)- A swing that has a flame effect. Has the second strongest knockback of all Judge attacks.
Judgement 7 (Impact/Nature)- A swing that deals moderate knockback and produces 3 apples if it hits the opponent. The apples can be used to heal the user.
Judgement 8 (Impact/Freeze)- A swing that has a freeze effect and deals very low knockback. The second strongest Judgement attack.
Judgement 9 (Impact/Damage)- An extremely powerful swing that deals very high knockback. It is the most damaging Judge attack and as such, has the easiest capacity the KO the user.

Gritzy Desert G&W stops moving. Something doesn't seem right...

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Toad Town Mall Wendy and the hooded figure are both cornered by Tailigee, Shadwari, and Viewtiful Joe, with notible scratches.

End of the line for you two. You're done terrorizing these people.
...Ha!
What's so funny?
This isn't the end... far from it. In fact, I'd even say that this is only the beginning...

Wendy charges her magic cane. The three keep their guard up and prepare to deflect/dodge it. A second later, she fires... at the hooded figure!?

Ngh!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
Argh...Hrngh... HRAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!

The hooded figure is then coated in a familiar rainbow aura, growing in size rapidly!

W-what the--!?
Hnnghhh...
Grrrragh!
Giga Mac?
Boxing Champion Gone Berserk?

Gritzy Desert Game & Watch uses the bucket to absorb it, filling it up to maximum. He dodges the rest with Fire.

!!

The malevolent monochrome falls down on Skapokon, equipping his hammer to get ready for a Judgement!

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??? It's not fair! How come you gave the Koopalings permission to carry out their plan!? I wanna crush those worthless pipsqueaks too!
Well, MAYBE, it's because I don't have to worry about those seven handing in faulty report cards! Are you kidding me!? That piece of paper is C's Central!
'Dawww, why does it matter, pop!? That school stuff is a waste of time! You don't have to spend all day listening to Kamek ramble about the Pythagorean Theorem like I do!!
You'll listen to him for as long as it takes to get your act together, young man! In the meantime, you're grounded, no ifs, ands, or buts!
But--
NO BUTS! Now go to your room right now!
>:C

Bowser Jr. angrily stomps away. Kamek turns to Bowser.

That was rather cutting, your treacherousness.

Bowser turns his back on Kamek. After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, he sighs.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I just-- I just want to get my point across. I'm not trying to upset the kid or anything, but I can't let him sabotage himself due to his own recklessness.

He rears his head to Kamek.

It sounds like a cliche, but when I look at him, I see myself in him. What I could've been. It should go without saying that appreciate the fact that you raised me, but before that, I was on my own.
It doesn't help that the influence of the internet is... concerning, to say the least.
He did call me a "Boomer" earlier this year.
Heh. Look, point is, I don't want him to be like me, going off and chipping away at my life to beat the same goddamn guy for three and a half decades. I want him to be better. And if it means cutting him off from our villainous schemes, I won't give it a second thought.

Bowser too begins to walk out the room, closing the instant it is opened.

..."Oh, come on, Kamek! Parenting can't be that hard!" Not so fun once the shoe is on the other foot, is it, your ungodlyness?

Kamek too teleports off.

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Fire (Swift)- The user summons two firefighters that appear under them and bounce them upwards using their trampoline.

Buuut the Pokon Roll does nothing, as the bucket by no means can be knocked out of G&W's hands.

...

Mr. Game & Watch brings out an Frying Pan, and lobs ridiculously large amounts of food at Skapokon!

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Toad Town Mall Caught off guard by the Hooded figure's counter, Joe leaps back into the air.

(I swear I used Slow-Mo to slow him down... I should've saw that feint coming.)

He looks down, slowing his perception down again to give himself some time to think.

(Think, Joe, think! He's fast, but his punches don't do that much individually, and on top of that he only ever uses his fists to fight, and doesn't approach me in the air. Air... Air... hold on.)

Viewtiful Joe tries an experiment. Undoing Slow-Mo, He throws a Shocking Pink at the hooded person, who dodges, only for smoke to fill the area.

...

The hooded figure silently turns around in various directions, keeping their guard up. Unfortunately, they are still caught by surprise by Joe, who kicks them upwards!

!!

The hooded figure woelessly flails his fist at Joe in the air, who V-Dodges.

Alley-oop!

Viewtiful Joe continues with a long combo of air hits, before sending them spiraling through the smoke with a Red-Hot Kick!

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Ngh!

Wendy is knocked back a good distaced back. Shadwari, who is responsible, casually walks forward. He ignores the hooded figure flying back, along with Viewtiful Joe giving chase.

It's over. You're clearly outmatched. I won't hesitate to knock you out if you resist.

Wendy tries to atack with a Bowser-style Dropkick, which Shadwari easily dodges by teleporting away. He then reteleports behind Wendy and hits her through the ceiling with a simple backhand.

...

Shadwari prepares a Chaos Spear in case of any sneak attacks from her. She instead comes out with her Clown Car.

Over? Oh, you poor fool. It'll be over when I say it's over!

Wendy activates the razorblades, and hovers straight for Shadwari!

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XXL Chef (Earth/Impact)- Variant of Chef. The user flings massive (but inedible by any orthodox methods) food at the opponent. Lower range and slower, but more powerful.

No... wait, don't--!

Game & Watch immediately absorbs all the beams of energy into his bucket. Lemmy joyfully wanders off.

...Ugh.

Gritzy Desert The figure turns around at the noise in confusion, seemingly a little too late...

Huh?

Before the ball can be made contact with, a dark blur dashes away with it! This however, attracts the figure's attention regardless.

Hey! No fair! You tried to destroy my ball!
Sorry, kid, but your "fun" is causing too much damage to be caused here! Excluding the damage we made on our way here.
Grr...! No fair! I finally get to play and you meanies try to spoil my fun! Ludwig told me about guys like you!
Well, too bad! You guys'll have to be spoilsports somewhere else!
Lemmy Koopa

Childish Lastborn of the Koopalings

Gore n' Watch... Get 'im!

...
Mr. Game & Watch?

Minigames Galore Gone Mad?

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I meant three, my bad.

Where specifically is he, though? I mean, he's here on the radar, but--

Immediately the three hear a giggling noise, coupled with sight of a small figure riding on a ball, trampling others!

Wheeeeee...!!

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Toad Town Mall Alright, fine! I guess we're doing this the hard way, then!
...

Viewtiful Joe bursts from the wall, throwing Voomerangs at the hooded individual, who rolls, sidesteps, and hops over them. Joe takes note of this finesse.

(He's fast, but he has to have some sort of weakness. As far as I know, he hasn't bothered to attack me from far away. Whether that's because he can't or because he wants to catch me off guard though is unknown.)

The hooded figure lunges straight for Viewtiful Joe with a straight punch, but misses as Joe V-Dodges before he can hit. As Joe's counterattacks connects, however, the figure feints being hit, and counterattacks with a counterpunch, before following up with a devatating combination of punches!

---

As Wendy is walking by, shooting various stores with Crystal Beams, Tailigee and Shadwari surround her!

Give it up. There's nowhere for you to r--

Shadwari is immediately caught in the eyes with a powerful Pepper Spray, then thrown and slammed into Tailigee, sending them both flying!

You wish. I was never planning on running. I just have better things to do that to kick a couple of miscreants around all day.

Come to-a-think of it, yeah! Yoshles even-a-formed a group called-a-the Chaotix with him! He was a really nice-a-guy, too... shame he's been-a-missing in action for-a-the last 27 years.

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Toad Town Mall
....
Hey!

Viewtiful Joe, Tailigee, and Shadwari (who teleported) confront the two figures.

Ugh, what do you losers want?
You wouldn't happen to be one of the seven Koopalings, would you?
What's it to you? Sorry, but I'm not taking autographs or selfies right now, so you'll have to buzz off..

The figure turns around and walks away. Viewtiful Joe boldly grabs their shoulder.

Look, real people are su--

Immediately an even taller hooded figure punches Viewtiful Joe into a distant wall!

!!
...
I warned you three, didn't I? Now if you excuse me, I have some destruction to attend to...
...And none of you can stop me.
Wendy O. Koopa
Sassy Diva of the Koopalings

Wendy walks away, leaving the hooded figure to deal with the three.

Peach's Castle As Waluigi follows, Wario makes sure to give him the stink eye as he glances back. Viewtiful Joe, Shadwari and Tailigee take this as their cue to leave as well and dash out the castle, breaking the sound barrier when they are a safe distance away.

Hey, a-Wario! Think you can-a-keep up?
"Keep up"?

Wario hops onto a motorcycle of his own, and starts the engine.

Hmmph! Don't be stupid! This baby can move at lightspeed! Although technically, the theory of relativity debunks this due to the fact accelerating at such a speed would increase your mass to an endless degree and therefore slow you down, but-- Ugh! You know what, screw the science babble, it doesn't matter! you just try not to get too carried away gawking and drooling at my sheer speed!

Wario rides off, Yoshles following. Somari turns to Mario and Luigi.

And you guys have-a-had to put up with-a-him for how long?

What you SHOULD be playing is one of my greatest acheivements, Wario Land 4! But anyway, I guess this leaves my team with Shiver City! You all just try to keep up with me!
Well, if everyone knows where they're going, then we should just go our separate ways.

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Goomba Village All the goombas are running away in the same direction, the unfortunate ones being turned to stone by Magic Beams. There seems to be some hammer throwing involved as well. All of them run from the same individual(s?)

Man, this is so easy! About time I get to kick back and reelax!

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Forever Forest The ironically terrified Boos all fly away, phasing through anything that might act as a roadblock. Some of them are sucked in an anti-ghost equipment... or worse... before they can escape.

Quite the interesting specimen you all are! I can't let any one of you escape, however-- you will be my test subjects for my experiments!

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Shiver City Bullet Bill fire pours from the same direction, the assailant laughing.

Ha! About time a real tough guy started whippin' you all inta' shape!

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Gritzy Desert A small figure riding on a ball steamrolls the collection of Bob-ombs and Pokeys.

Hee hee hee! So fun, so fun, so fun! I wanna play more!

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Toad Town Mall Fires are burning inside of all of the stores behind the individual, walking with a rather large man (at least in comparison to them).

Ugh, talk about em-barrassing! When we're not partying or kart-racing or in Smash Bros. we have to spend every day in some stupid castle like we have since 2009, and the moment I wanna go shopping the only things available are tacky vested clothing? Tch. Please. Trust me, this dumpster fire is better off in flames.

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...Yuuuup. Our seperate ways.

@GammaGhoul : Yee.

Alrighty! Here are the seven!



No, not that seven.



First there's Ludwig. Conquerer of Dark Land. He seems like the brilliant mastermind part and the natural leader of the Koopalings as hinted by from Super Mario Bros 3. Onwards. Overall a meh one.



Morton Koopa Jr. Ruler of the Desert Land. I'm sure you've seen his mug as well. The brawn of the operation. I wanted to start things off with a bang (no pun intended) so he and King Bob-omb were the first to fight.



Larry JoestaaaaaaaaiI mean, Larry Koopa, Ruler of the Grass Land. Not much to say about him to be honest, aside from the fact that star on the side of his face makes him look like a JJBA MC.



Wendy O. Koopa, Ruler of the Water Land. I don't think she turned out that bad, except for the fact that the right side of the mug sticks out a little poorly.



Iggy Koopa, of the Giant Land. Other aliases known are Tree-Head and The other smart one. I think the fangs could have been adapted better but it is what it is I guess.



Roy Koopa of the Sky Land. AKA the best Koopaling. Honestly there's not much to cover him, all his defining traits are in his design.



Lemmy Koopa of the Ice Land. He's a real small one compared to the others, who take up a fairly large portion of the mugs compared to him. There's something about the designs of him and Iggy that puts me off, though. Perhaps it's their crazed looks.

I shouldn't have put it off as long as I did, but I've finished spriting the rest of the Koopaling's mugshots (and a few extra guys, but you'll have to wait until we come across them for ourselves.)

Anyone wanna see?

Peach's Castle If we're saving this Toad Town Central for last, then I think my team'll go with Toad Town Mall and save you guys the trouble of going there. How about you, Garlic?
Hmph! I'll have you know the versatility of Wario knows no bounds! and as such, we'll be picking last.
(Gee, How noble of you.)
Well, what about-a-everyone else?