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You useless runts! Now look at us!!
That's it! It's time we kick *Urgh* things *Yow!* inta overdri--
What the--!? What's *Ouch* goin' on!?
Apologies. You were trying to trigger a certain transformation, weren't you?
Wh-... What *Ow* happened?!
How gullible. When I hit you, I dispelled that foreign energy in you, preventing you from transforming. At least, long enough for you four to be defeated.
Oh, no...
U-ugh... J-joke's uhn yuh, Mughneto... this guhn wuz meide outtuh wood!
Hey! Hands off my prey, Green Stache!
Probably should've seen that coming. Oh, well, it's fair 'nuff. Your pizza joint, your rules. I've got no beef with that. Mmmm... beef.
Oh yeah. Word for the wise: Others might seem just like "Alternate MKII" to you, but if you judge us all by that same verdict, you are bound to be wrong. Take your Z-Team for example. Drastic experiences changed them into the people they are today. I bet they know better than anyone how-- for lack a better term-- unfair-- that is, to lump them in the same group as their newer counterparts.
Just food for thought! Later, 'gators! Speaking of beef...
(Wildblade, thank you.) Damn. Someone call the local Fire Department, because I believe this man has been the victim of a B-U-R-N Burn!
Well, I was gonna grab some grub, but I didn't know Little Papa Beta's offered barbecued food as well! sheesh!
Moreover, now I just wonder what's gonna happen next. My main guy spent all his time trying to prepare for a successful tournament, only to be the victim of bankruptcy and ultimate rejection by the public & private. Will it prove to be a turning point in his morale for the better as he attempts to redeem himself? Or will his resolve multiply by his lack of anything to lose, revealing his true nature along the way?
Also stealing from the Government sounds nice. Then again, I don't do the ol' mercenary/thief business for free.
WAKA-WAKA. (Okay!)
Ouch... I'm gonna be feeling that in the morning... Wait a minute...
!!!!!!!
No! Stop!
Listen, if-a-you know what's-a-good for you, you'll-a-run away back to your-a-evil lair.
Run away!? Who do you think we are, some kinda amateur--
Yes. That is exactly what we take you for.
Shadwari?
And-a-company!
Uh, boss? Now it's 5 against 6!
Who cares!? We didn't come here for nothin'!
Trust me, I'd hardly call the can-kicking I'm currently delivering to you nothing!
Huh... Y'know. That doesn't sound like a bad I--
Tsk, tsk, brother. Always the opportunist.
L-Ludvig?
I believe so. Now then, I believe I caught you heavily contemplating an alliance of some sort?
Come on, Ludvig! For all we know, father'll* just keep us in that same Castle if we end up losing!
Oh, ye of little faith. I've already assured our freedom should we fail. But back to the matter at hand, I simply cannot watch as you forge ties that are beyond our jurisdiction. In other words...It is simply not our choice, whether we like it or not. We'll have to let father and the doctor decide that for themselves.
Are you attempting a d'état on the Koopa Troop, my dear brother?
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Are you declaring yourself an enemy of the Great King Koopa!?
N-no! I can still fight--
Forget it. The spell has worn out. It is time to retreat and proceed with the plan. Understand?
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I thought so.
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No way! I'd sooner see to it the Mushroom Kingdom is ours!
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (*Cough* Wonder what his deal is *hack*)
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...What are you--
Ungh!
No... It can't end like this...
WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-WAKA,WAKA-WAKA. (Considering you have no problem mind-controlling people, along with from what I heard, imprisoning "Test subjects", I'm pretty sure this stunt of yours has no reason not to end.)
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What're you doing!? C'mon!! We gotta get rid of these phonies!!
!!
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You all are bad! Bad, bad, bad people! It's time someone teach you a lesson!
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WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA-WAKA. (Well, I don't exactly know what's going on, but I'll try my best to do whatever I can!)
Ah, crapbask--
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...One thing. I wanted one thing.
"Now's our chance," Ludwig said. "Go and get some fresh air, finally use this as your chance to act as a man of science. Do something other than Kart-racing for once."
I was having fun, too. Until a pair of nitwits decided that it'd be funny if I lost my test subjects, my Clown Car, and my sceptre.
WAKA-WAKA. (Calm down, dude.)
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..Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.
WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAK-- (See, you guys? Was this so hard--)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ngh!!
Wa-hey! Waluigi number one--
Waluigi, Waluigi...
No!!! Friends!!
You meanies!! You meanies stop hurting my friends! Or I'm gonna hurt you!! Hurt you worse than you hurt them!
Wahah! Not so tough when you have to deal with Metal bombs, are ya--
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(Wait... if My Metal Cap is gone... then what about--)
Wario! Now!
Urgh!
We can't keep up with 'em, boss! they're just too fast--
Shaddup! Your job's to back me up, not take out the small fry!*
I assure you, you must be talking about those two chumps from before... I am no small fry.
...Uh oh.
Uh-oh indeed, friend.
...?

Okay, but I still have a few questions.
Shoot.
My first question. That "Hades Quartet, God of Knowledge" Extra World boss. I was under the implication that these Extra Worlds were just What-If scenarios. But if Hades-- or at least, who we can assume as the real one-- really is a deity...
Then what? If he really is some God of Knowledge, why would he use his power for his own benefit?
That's not what I was alluding to. What happened to the Ring of Greed?*
You'll have to get through all my wonderful friends, first! Big bro Ludwig told me that it'd be best to have a backup plan if a bunch of meanies came to spoil my fun!
Grrgh! What's the plan, Wari--
--Oh.
Guess the ol' plan B will have to do, then!!
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Hmmph.
Only one thing left to do..
Ugh...
You were under some sort of spell that made you not only fall victim to a group of villains, but run rampant in your berserker state. Whether or not you want to atone for the trouble you've costed us is your own concern. But even if everyone here forgave and pardoned you, there may be one person who never will.
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