Eta Cosmic walks up to Dub Eggman.

Oh, my dear friend... I'm afraid that not only has Jazz ed on your wife... He also told me he found this while doing so.

Eta Cosmic pulls out the Blue Chaos Emerald!

...That could work.
It won't be enough, though... We'll need to add to the cannon as much power as we can provide. That INCLUDES getting the Omni Meme here somehow.
If you need some extra firepower...

Suddenly, every other member of Beta Team appears!

...Then we're all willing to pitch in.
Alright. Bt Ghost, you, Beta, and Beta Z provide as much Alpha energy as possible. Phantom, Ninja, and Ninja Z, same goes for you and Omega energy. Delta, you will provide a small portion of your Overclock energy, then put your focus on slowing down that Wario head as much as possible. Me and Omega will provide Ultra Instinct energy, while everyone else provides what they can. And as Omega stated before, we'll need Harpy over here at once to provide Omni Meme energy.
...And Reggae?
Squawk?
...Prepare to censor-squawk like you've never squawked before.

Reggae salutes to Beta Shadow in response.

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Beta Devil snaps his fingers, causing all of the Aeons to be in the same room.



Alright, I'm only going to explain this once, and I don't think there's an easy way to tl;dr this. (And it was asked to be in detail, so...) Listen up and listen good, and buckle up. It's going to be a rough ride.

Ok. So, what happened is... After Hades rushed in and destroyed Photon Man, Dark Prince and his crew climbed up the Clockwork Cathedral, which is owned by Delta Paradox. Afterwards, Distortion Man got his handed to him. Meanwhile, Skull Reaper returned, and apparently killed and stole the soul of Alter World's Guts Man- that being, the universe where guys like Time Warudo came from. Prontoman comes out of nowhere to try and kill Reggae, but was stopped by some kind of robotic version of Beta Shadow. Sonic Man ended up with a super form, and passes it on to his other DOS friends, Volt and Dyna. Hades Quartet invites A. Rock- an alternate universe version of Rock who's universe has been killed by... "a Monster". (Gotta be mindful; He's right here.) Everyone headed off to fight Surge Man, who kidnapped Jazz and Missingno., but the fight was cut short when Dark Prince offered to give Surge Man the I.C. Chips of his brothers. Also, regular Beta Man came along and convinced Surge Man to stop... However, a guy named Root came out of nowhere to fight Null- the glitchy Proto Man guy- who stabbed the Dark Prince. This caused a portal from the Dead Zone- where afterlives are personalized- to open up, causing everyone (citation needed) who has ever died or was erased from existence (myself included) to come back to life, including myself, the version of Dark Matter Bane and Fortem fought... As well as Original Universe Darkrai. Yeah, the one who tried to ruin Christmas. Also, Skull Reaper is trying to kill Null. (Which Root should probably call him off that hit at some point.) Matt showed up soon after the Dead Zone portals opened so he could send the heroes to his realm to train, but an alternate version of Harpy from Puyo Puyo named Dark Elf appeared, stole the Crystal Coconut, and shattered it, causing Harpy to become the new Omni Meme, and turning Cranky Kong to stone... But then, Accord from Puyo Pop appeared and freed Cranky, making him young again, which caused Cranky Kong to become Donkey Kong Sr. Meanwhile, K. Rool turned Defteros into a robot under his control (after Defteros was brutally torn apart by Hades) while Libra tries to keep Dark Elf in check. A robot named Orchestra, who comes from the "Create" a Mega Man Game thread, appears, only to be knocked into outer space by Jazz when he turned into his Overdrive form. But, we'll get to that later. Dark Elf ends up fighting her universe's Dark Prince at the Clockwork Cathedral, alongside their minions- of which Dark Elf's was the DOS 3 robots- only for a powered-up Delta Paradox to come in with a new form and take them 1,000,000 years into the past. Shark Man ends up finding Dr. Doppler, and that's when we find out from Fefnir that the world ends up becoming doomed once Limited meets Anti-Omni Corruption. We also hit 1,000 comments on this thread.

Jazz, unfortunately, cannot focus on the Waft due to the fact that he's practically buried under Wario heads.

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Full Release Shadow and Ultra Instinct Element arrives at the scene, only to look up and see the Wario head falling towards the Earth.

...That ain't a good sign.
We need to stop that from reaching the Earth somehow... But who has experience in blowing up Moon-like things?

Jazz fights off these flying Wario heads... And was successful, for only a brief moment.

This is impossible... I should be immune to all attacks! WHAT GIVES!?

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Beta Devil looks at Collateral Aeon, sighs, and looks up, as if he's talking to the sky.

...How far back do you want me to go, RSB? Because I feel like it's going to be a lot.

I.M. Meen instantly teleports out of the dragon's mouth!

GYAH! How has it escaped my labyrinth so easily...!?
That tears it... I never thought we'd have to resort to this, but... We have to summon it.
*Gasp* You don't mean...!
Of COURSE, you worryful wizard! Now, open up your book!

I.M. Meen opens up his book, as CD-i Ganon takes out the Triforce of Power! AOSTH Robotnik, meanwhile, takes out a Can of PRINGAS! Together, the three items summons forth...

W̸̸̢ ҉E҉̶͟ ̴̛E͟͝͠ ́͜G ̶̴È ҉E̢͟͝ ̷̨͘.̢͜ ̧̨. ̢̢.

Weegee towers over the dragon, as an immense, dark power begins to flow through the entire AOSTH Death Egg!

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Jazz Hands looks over at Wario. For whatever reason the reason being Kirby, Wario's power only seems to be affecting him!

...You wanna test me, huh? Well, in that case...
...This should be fun.

Meanwhile, in the Matt Dimension...

...*Sigh* Of course.

Matt then claps, reversing the distortions caused by Wario's transformation... But not the transformation itself.

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Speaking of Wario, the energy emitting from Jazz Hands seems to catch his attention.

...Wow. Sure is a lot going on out there, huh.
...Puyo puyo, puyo. Puyo puyo puyo puyo... Puyo puyo, puyo puyo puyo puyo puyo. (They can't win this without you, you know. Part of that big meanie's power is Berserk Instinct. In order to win, they need the power of Ultra Instinct.)
...

Beta Devil changes back into his less fancier, regular outfit, then proceeds to go into his Full Release form.

...Thanks, Kirby. I won't let anyone down.

Beta Shadow walks out the doors of Little Papa Beta's.

Byyyyyyyyyye!~ (Bye, Mr. Shadow! Good luck!~)
...
Puyo puyo... (I'm going to go order some more food...)

Beta Serif proceeds to walk past Kirby.




Puyo! Puyo puyo... (Wait! Before you go...)

Suddenly, two strange chests appear out of nowhere! And within the chests were Beta Serif's abilities to use Shortcuts and summon giant Beta Busters!

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As Beta Shadow exits the building, he sees another figure, also in Mastered Ultra Instinct... Just less potent.

...I'm guessing you know what's going down, too, right?
Yeah... And it's in the way of my getting you back.
Ok, but even if you were able to fit that into this roleplay, I doubt you'd be able to beat me if that's the best amount of Mastered Ultra Instinct that you can muster.
Whatever. Let's just focus on what's important right now.

Beta Shadow and Omega Element flies over to where Jazz Hands is.

Beta Devil is... Surprisingly calm about it.

...I see. And the good news?

...(Kirby... Heh. Why am I not surprised.)

Beta Devil looks over and sees Collateral Aeon... And reflexively stands up in a defensive stance.

GAH! You!? What are you... Scratch that. How are you here!?

Meanwhile with King K. Rool...

Ah... What a fine day at sea! And now that Kahtos is practicing with their new adaptor, those Kongs won't know what-
...What in the name of Davy Jones is tha-

Suddenly, a loud, bass-boosted song, alongside a wave of purple energy, passes by the ship, vaporizing it. Everyone on board, however, survives the explosion due to an equally passing by wave of pink, pure energy.

...Klump. Krusha. Do either of you two mind explaining what's going on around here!?
Uh, no idea, boss.
Yeah, everything just kinda... Went boom.
...Went boom.
Uh, yea-
Things don't just "go boom", Krusha! Something must've caused this... But what...?

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...Meanwhile, within the mind of Beta Devil...

...Really, now. Is this really how things are going to end for us? With a laser through the heart? Our goodie two-shoes counterpart could survive this EASILY. We are NOT going to die like this. Not when we've got work to do.
Work? What work? Face it, our previous failure had cost us our lives. Your plans will simply lead to our destruction.

My plans? No, my friend. OUR plans. Or have you forgotten the reason of our creation?
We weren't created for this. The Anti-Omni Meme was the result of Shaggy sealing away Robbie Rotten's powers. It was meant to preserve the powers of Berserk Instinct. Robbie just used it for villainy, before he lost it, and eventually fell into Beta Shadow's hands.
Stop trying to deny our purpose. We were created from Beta Shadow's inner evils. We are his demons.
...Well, maybe I'm just a different kind of demon. I just want to have a bit of fun. Is it evil? Yes. But at least it's not bat insane like you are.

The vision of Beta Devil Red turns into his Full Release form!

Whether or not I am insane does not matter. I am still you. You are still me. We are the same person. And our true goal remains the same: Omniversal Destructio-
No.
...Pardon m-

Beta Devil Purple suddenly takes on a new form...

You are NOT me. You are just a part of me that I don't need anymore... And quite frankly, should be dead by now.
...Is that right? Well, then...
...Newsflash, eggplant. I'm not going anywhere. And you WILL need me... No matter how long I have to wait. I've done it before. I can do it again.

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Beta Devil slowly begins to wake up...

The figure, unphased, looks around as the lights die down...

...It's strange... I was mad at the world. I was cast aside, treated like I was nothing. I wanted to destroy everything. That was me, mere moments ago. And yet, it feels like ages.
...And now, what do I want? ...Hm. What do I want...? Is it revenge? To be complete? To belong? To be more than nothing? To control? Destroy? Conquer? Erase? I am not certain anymore...
...But. There is ONE thing I am certain of... My purpose... To be the end of everything.
Evil Energy. MKII Virus. Limited. Anti-Omni Corruption. Jazz Plague. I am all of these things... Yet I am also none of them.
I am terror. I am fear. I am corruption. I am a virus. I am the cure. I am the apocalypse, and its aftermath.

...I am Jazz Hands*... I am The End.

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*Ok, so I was just going to call him "The End", but then Walter, when I asked for his help on making the hair for his mugshot, decided to save the resulting image as "Jazz Hands", and I thought the name pun would be far too great to pass up.

Mighty's attack was suddenly interrupted by...

B*CH YOU GUESSED IT!

Suddenly, incredibly loud, bass-boosted music plays as a huge explosion begins to envelop the entire Earth, destroying everything in its path!

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Meanwhile, at Little Papa Beta's, Kirby has recently gotten his meal (of which, it should be mentioned that Small pizzas are 3 of any currency, Medium is the price of 5, and Large is the price of 10) and eats it all in one big suck!

Mmmmm! Puyo puyo! Puyo puyo, puyo? (Mmmmm! That was delicious! Who owns this place, anyways?)

Beta Shadow approaches Kirby.

That'd be me, sir.
Puyo, puyo puyo puyo! Puyo... Puyo puyo! (I've been to many pizza places before, but this place has had them all beat! In fact... It's the bestest I've ever been in!)
Puyo puyo! Puyo puyo puyo. (This place is great! You have my blessing.)

Suddenly, as Kirby passes down his blessing to the restaurant, a pink surge of pure energy begins to envelop the Earth, protecting everyone from the explosion!

Now, hold it right there, buster!

Overdrive Jazz MK-X snatches the Limited before it could reach Null!

...Hm... Merging with the Limited... Become one, and cause a mass apocalypse...
...Well... What good has this- or any- world done me? I've been cast aside, used like a puppet, and even killed. And my afterlife was an eternity of nothing... And I learned that everyone's afterlife was completely personalized. I gained the short end of the stick. Like the whole universe has been saying I'm nothing. No more.
...I can feel it. Even the bird is struggling to stop me. Don't even bother, Reggae; I'M in control here.

...NONE of you bother to try and stop me. The end of all is inevitable.

Jazz MK-X merges with the Limited, causing a violent glow of green, red, and purple! Eventually, Reggae is tossed out of the glowing colors, who rushes and hides behind Null!

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Oh no! It's, like, too late, man! What are we going to do!?
...

...Great Entity Kirby... Please lend the heroes your blessing...

Jazz blocks the attack with Jazz Barrier, then focuses back on the Limited.

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Back with AOSTH Robotnik and the dragon...

*Is knocked back by the dragon* GRAH! This dragon is tougher than I initially thought...
Fortunately, I've already called MORE backup!

Suddenly, I.M. Meen appears!

Oh, what a clever dragon! But are you clever enough to escape from THIS!?

I.M. Meen opens up his book, trapping the dragon into the Magic Labyrinth of I.M. Meen!

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Jazz Barrier- (Laser/Shield) A holographic shield based off of Proto Man's shield, designed to absorb energy-based projectiles. It's also good for nullifying more physical attacks and projectiles.

Magic Labyrinth of I.M. Meen- (Neutral) A cursed book created with a "nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy", of which traps enemies within a mysterious dungeon of I.M. Meen's design. He has recently made it much, MUCH harder to escape from it...

Jazz, unaffected by the kick, removes A. Rock's foot, then proceeds to mockingly turn the other cheek.

A long time ago, there was a fiendish monster, who was created by an old "wizard". The wicked Wizard wanted to rule the world... But the Monster wanted more than that. It wanted power. It wanted destruction. And most importantly... It wanted to find a worthy challenge, so he could beat them and prove to be superior.
And so, the Monster betrayed the Wizard, and has begun to hunt down world after world, leaving nothing but death and destruction in its path, followed only by a Fool who tried to act as a foil to the monster's destruction. It only barely worked.
Many heroes tried to stop the monster. A pair of Adventurers, one red and one purple. A violet Specter from another dimension. A Phantom who led an entire studio of criminal robots. A red Swordsman from the future. A Cryomancer wearing sun-proof visors. None has succeeded. Eventually, a being known as the Webmaster, alongside his right-hand man and local Judge, decided to upgrade the system of which the monster's world ran on. However, this causes a chain reaction, causing the monster's world to expire.
Noticing this, two Grim Reapers- one in gold, and one in green- has decided to remove the world completely, and start it anew, alongside a third Grim Reaper, who was also a Mechanic. Noticing this, the Monster attempted to escape... The Fool, however, grew tired of the monster's actions, and has decided to lock the Monster up in a pocket dimension.
...This, however, came at a great cost, for the Fool ended up in a comatose... Eventually, this awakened a Silver Specter, who wanted to use the Monster as a method of ridding all worlds that he has considered to be "filth"... (Of course, the Specter didn't realize that all worlds in this Omniverse were absolute garbage, but regardless.)
The Specter released the Monster from the pocket dimension... And then, to have someone to act upon, the Specter created a Knight, someone for the Monster to act upon... Naturally, the Monster didn't like this. The Monster attempted to destroy the Silver Specter... However, he was beaten by the Specter, and captured by a mysterious Gentleman.
...But the Monster's story truly ended- for now, at least- mere moments AFTER the Monster managed to escape from the Gentleman... And not too long after, Hades himself has left the Underworld to rule over our own.

Jazz grabs A. Rock by the face, lifting him up...

...The moral of the story is... Your boss is not quite what he seems...
...Despite. I have several amounts of respect for your boss. Perhaps I'll spare your life... But not without leaving something for you to remember me by.

His hand glowing with Anti-Omni energy, Jazz crushes A. Rock's face, creating a permanent crack!

...Now, BEAT IT.

Jazz then throws A. Rock all the way to Quartet Enterprises! He then turns to whoever's left.

Now, then... Where were-
...Hm?

Jazz turns his attention to the incoming Limited...

Eventually, the smoke begins to clear... And Jazz MK-X appears to have disappeared completely... Perhaps the Dread Cannon did it. It saved the wor-

How adorable... Now it's MY turn.
CHAOS BREAKER.

Jazz MK-X, who has moved behind Mech-tenant (pushing A. Rock out of the way), blasting them with the same amount of power and force, but with Anti-Omni Energy! He then turns over to A. Rock...

...Now. Before I put your life at it's end, tell me... Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Your Universe? I thought not... It's not a story Hades would tell you. It's an MKII legend.

The attack seems to do absolutely nothing to Overdrive Jazz MK-X.

"Ha! If you're as weak as you are ugly, then it's no wonder you hit like a girl!" Like a girl, SQUA-
Shut up, bird! You belong to ME now!

And what makes you the absolute expert on the pecking order?

...And what have we here?

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Listen here and listen well, you son of a . Met-L is heading over there right now to start the Apocalypse, and I don't want such a thing to ha-
...I don't want to catch the attention of those heroes. So, turn off the form RIGHT NOW or face my wra-
Apologies... But I believe I said before that I'd be taking orders from no one.

Suddenly, a strange robot appears behind Beta Devil!

...What is this.
This... Is one of my new creations, the Jazz Droids. Apologies, they cannot speak for themselves... But it does allow for us to have a bit of heart-to-heart.
When on earth did you even get the time to make something like this, and for what?
When I said I'd be back, I meant it. I was inspired by Worship- and I suppose Quartet Enterprises, in a way- to create an army of clones to do my bidding.
Ok... But why are you using your old MKII model?
Look. I've been trapped within Surge's little makeshift dungeon for a while, and I was fighting Missingno. AND some obsolete garbage while everything was going on. Forgive me for having to resort to the Prototypes.
Anyways, allow me to cut to the chase.

The Jazz Droid then fires a Jazz Laser directly into Beta Devil's heart!

Wh... Why, you...!

Beta Devil tries to turn back on his Anti-Omni powers... Which somehow fails!

What the... What... did you...?
Poor, poor fool. You were starting to spend far too long without your Anti-Omni Powers. And that blow to your heart- Which is surprising that you even have one- merely knocked every last wind of it left in you. Now, why don't you just keel over and die?
...F..... Fuck....... you...........

Beta Devil passes out...

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Jazz Laser- (Laser/Copy) A bouncing laser that can change core types at the user's will. Jazz's signature weapon.