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...Tch.
ELEMENT BLADE: SHADOW!
Why do I want to- YOU DESTROYED THE CRYSTAL COCONUT! It was the key to me achieving ULTIMATE POWER, and you RUINED IT!
IT'S BEEN A FEW YEARS, OK!? I grew rusty!
Look, that's besides the point! My plans to become a divine being like Cranky has been RUINED by this little creep! And I'm going to pound her into nothing for it!
Yes, and?
I- ...Well, I erm...
...Curses.
...Back in my old MKIII form... Hmph. I suppose it makes sense... My MK-X form would simply attract attention. Attention I do not wish to gain...
...Now, then. I should return to lurking within the shadows... My Anti-Omni powers seem to be more attracted towards that scar I left on A. Rock's face, so that should make things easier... I'll return when the time is right.
...You, sir, are quite the annoying pest.
However, that object of yours may provide to be useful.
...Well. Harsh but fair. My arc ended ages ago.
...But the thing is... Your story ended long before mine did.
Been a long time since I used the Nightmare Smoke... Once you are consumed by the darkness, all of your power will be mine! Or, well... Whatever insignificant power you gained from your fellow Mecha Sonic.
Of course, the Halberd and its crew may ALSO be devoured in the midst of this... But that's no skin off MY back.
GRAH! Forget I asked!
I've got you now!
Alright, little creature... I heard that you could sing. That's rather neat... Let's see if you can scream.
Frankly, I don't give a rat's
what model of Sonic copy you are. Your entire crew is nothing but obsolete garbage. A failed attempt to copy a blue rodent. And I am going to take out the trash.
Don't question my methods, you little pipsqueak! Now, hold still!
Alright, you silver rustbucket. If you want your
kicked, you came to the right place.
Element Sphere: Shadow!
Foolish droids... Your attacks are far too tiny and insignificant! Now, stay out of this fight... This is a One on One!
As for you, Dark Elf... You come here!
Perfect.
You know, I truly need to hire a better chef... That Mega Mushroom Stew was absolutely disgusting! ...But you know what? It's worth it.
Now, where was I... Ah, yes. Pounding you into paste!
Do you happen to be "Dark Elf"?
WHAT THE-!? TWO Donkey Kongs! But that's impossible... Unless...
...Cranky Kong? Wow, I haven't seen you look THIS young since you went on that business trip to New Donk City!
...How did that even go, by the way? I've only heard a thing or two here-and-there. Something about a carpenter or something...?
...Wait a second, what am I even saying!? This isn't the time for playing catch-up!
I'm going to leave you lot here to fight my new little friend... Don't worry, I installed a program that allows them to warp back to my ship any time. As for me...
I'm going to find the one who broke the Crystal Coconut and ruined my perfect scheme... And clobber them into dust!
Because you just told me, narration boy!
...I'm sorry what.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEING FIXED!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE BANANA GODS EVEN HAPPENED!?
(I mean, it's not like I was doing anything to hide who I am. That's reserved for Baron.)
Luckily for me, that's not what I'm after... Not that it matters. You've made your choice.
Kahtos! Come forth and crush these fools!
Attention, inhabitants of DK Island! I know it's been a long while, but I am here at last with a brand NEW scheme to make you bothersome primates fall to my heels!
And don't think for a second that you shall achieve victory... Not only is my new ship packed with high-tech weaponry- And I really do mean High-Tech- but it's not the ONLY new trick up my sleeves!
So, listen well, Kongs: You have but ONE chance to surrender, or face the wrath of my new recruit!
The Great King K. Rool, leader of the-
Why, the Kongs, of course!
Alright, alright... Bring 'em in, boys!
...I see.
WHAT!? What kind of low-class business are you trying to run here, anyways!?
Well, I have a brother... I once ordered him to destroy DK Island, but I ended up locking him away when he refused. The Kongs freed him, and all the while he opened up the locations of which I-
...
...I'll be right back.
Alright, listen here, you fleshbag! My ship was destroyed in a massive, apocalyptic explosion that everyone only survived because of who knows what! I cannot be a Kaptain without a ship to sail, and you will either give it to me, or I'm taking that head of yours off your shoulders!
Oh ho ho... Ladies and gentlekremlings, I bring you... The Gangplank Galleon II!
Ah... Isn't she a beaut? Why have I ever wanted my old ship back from that Tepid guy when this baby was worth every cost!
Uh, but boss? We didn't pay nothin'. You robbed the place mere seconds ago.
...Like I said, Klump. Every. Cost.
Now, enough talk... It's time to set our course!
Uh, sure, boss... But to where?
Why, where else, Krusha? To DK Island, of course!
Eh, he's probably doing something completely unimportant.
...Like his Mean Beans.
This pizza... It's so delectable... And better yet, they were able to make it in my size! And it appears to only be available on the surface...
If I were to take this pizza to the Chum Bucket and analyze its contents, I could sell this stuff and run Krabs out of business...
...And then I, Sheldon J. Plankton, will rule over the entire ocean! Mwahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ew, I think I stepped on a bug! A bug, SQUAWK!
Well, things might've been bumpy, but at least it turned out well in the end.
Yeah, sure seems to be the case. Though, that isn't to say you should go against my wishes more often, Phantom.
Hey, get off my case, alright? I mean, we still managed to stop Beta Devil, did we?
Yeah, we did. And then we didn't. And now, he's still alive. Without his Anti-Omni powers, granted.
Hey. Whatever works, right?
Yeah, whatever works.
...That being said... There has been a single question on the mind recently. Regarding those Dead Zone portals...
Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm pretty sure some precautions are going to be made to keep Dark Prince from reaching a critical state again.
No, that wasn't what I was talking about... You know how Gamma Crystal also escaped from there, right?
I do... Your point?
Well, I'm just wondering... How did the residents of the Mirror World wind up in the Dead Zone to begin with?
Oh, that? Funny story, actually... It happened a few weeks after I cancelled the MMRPG TCG. You see, I didn't exactly want to have more of those Mirror World guys coming in, so I kinda just... Snuck into RSB's side of the Realm between Dimensions and erased the Dimension Mirror from existence.
...You. Erased the Dimension Mirror. From existence.
Hey, it was the safest thing I could do, ok? I didn't know how to seal it closed, and Matt forbid what would've happened if I just went and shattered the thing. So, I did the only thing I could do. THAT way, nothing from the Mirror World can get in our world, and nothing could happen to the mirror or anyone in it.
And you don't think that Gamma Jewel would be smart enough to bring it back with him from the Dead Zone?
Even if he did, what's the worse that could happen?
Well, I'm not sure... But at least now there's nobody to get in the way of our plans.
What in the name of Mobius was THAT!?
I am unsure... But I do believe that our little scaly "friend" has been destroyed!
And not a moment too soon. Look!
W̧ E̴ ̀E ͢G E ҉E̷ ͠. .̨ .͘
Weegee the Doombringer is getting away! Quickly, the Dark Artifacts of YTP!
Whew, thank Robbie... If that Weegee were to be let out onto the rest of the Universe, it would spell certain doom for all... Us included!
Exactly... If Weegee was to destroy the Earth, there'd be none of it left for us to conquer! That's why we sealed him away to begin with!
That being said, Robotnik... I believe this makes our business here concluded. Call us if you are ever in need of our power again.
Actually, I might need a little bit of help repairing the-
...Drat. It seems I have no choice but to do the repairs mysel-
Oh, now what!? I swear, if that's that rambunctious rodent, I'll-
...Hello, what's this?
Hm... This robot could be the key component... To get rid of that meddling hedgehog once and for all!
Hold on a second. What's that Golden Glow up there?
Ok, that was the last of the last straws... Say goodbye to your putrid little-
...You wouldn't DA-
Pu-YO! (Take THIS!)
N... No...! I will not be beaten like this! I WILL NO-
...Is that a dragon?
...Pu puyo puyo! (My work here is done!)
...Well, that's that.
Now, hold on just a minute! What about the other villains that escaped from the Dead Zone!?
Actually, it seems that the explosion from the Star Rod created some falling stars that, according to my calculations-
OUR calculations.
-Are actually going to work in our favor... The trajectory of the stars seem to be aimed in a way that'll destroy all of the other villains that escaped from the Dead Zone!

So, what now? What now, SQUAWK?
...Celebrate?
...How on Earth did he manage to-
There's a time and place for answers and it is neither here nor now. Now, come on, we need to hurry!
...Alright... Let's just hope it works...