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Alright, Mr. Renegade... What next?
Worry not. I have a little trick up my sleeve to catch up to that little pinball.
And that is...?
SPEED GEAR!
...Robbie Rotten...? Hm... I'm not entirely sure if I can trust him...
...But if I try... Not ONLY can I have my own Crystal Coconut... But I could also possibly learn from him my lost power of Berserk Instinct!
...Hm... But where can I even find him...?
Alright, men! Set a course for LazyTown!
...Hmph. Of course it would do a thing like this. In that case...
Alright, who is that at my do-
Bad boy*. Now, go out there and make sure nobody else interferes!
Alright, this time, NO mistakes! Crystal Coconut 2, I wish to become an immortal creator like Cranky Kong!
Tch!
Well, well... I know you would probably hop in sooner or later... But the problem is, 4 against 3 isn't so much of a fair fight...
So, unfortunately for you, I'm here to even the odds... After all...
...Well, you know what they say... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
So he has. Don't worry about it too much. Just keep an eye on him, and if he starts to cause any sort of disturbance for the customers, just redirect him to the Adult's Corner.
This is a children's pizzeria. There's bound to be at least one adult who just wants to get away from all the playfully screaming children.

...
I hate you.
You know, the ONLY reason we ever hired you is because lines were getting a bit too long, and we needed a third line quickly. You were just the lucky one that signed up first.
...Nothing I say gets under your skin, does it?




...Fine. But never ask me for MegaTale: the Remake.


...Tch. Look at you, parading around like you already own the world... You're no better than Wily.
...From that Anti-Omni Corruption to that giant apparition that was falling to the Earth... I stood by long enough.
...I'm taking action.
I see... Well, since you aren't causing us any trouble anymore, we won't cause you any. In fact...
There you are. Run along now, you little scamp.
Hey, it's fun to watch him having little escapades like before.
...Also, I still hate Beta Shadow. Many things have changed about me recently, but I'll still have a grudge on him 'til the day I die. You know, again.
Ah... That's that done. Now, then...
Since I have technically killed off that Null guy... What's ne-
...OBJECTIVE: ERADICATE ALTER WORLD INHABITANTS. STEAL SOULS. OBTAIN POWER. REACH PERFECTION.
...Ok, I've seen enough.
...Will of the Rotten.
...You know, if it wasn't for the fact that I can only use my Anti-Omni powers in such short bursts, I would simply corrupt you to make you obedient. But, since I can't...
...I'll just use a NEW method that I've been developing.
You see, Air... I have been experimenting with Evil Energy since I've lost my ability to fully use my Anti-Omni powers. ...And being left with a Friendship Heart by Kirby... I've been inspired.
...So, after going off and finding a Jamba Heart and combining it with Evil Energy... I've managed to create THIS.
...I like to call it... The Enmity Heart. And I created it just before I was called here by Eggman... So you get to be its guinea pig.
...I said... That Evil Energy is MINE...
...And you are going to give it to me.
...Tch. "Beta Devil"? "Worship"? "Surge Man"? "Jazz"? ...Who the
do these people think they are? If I was fighting any one of them, I'd come out on top...
...What on earth is this...?
...Hm... It appears to be an object for boosting Freeze weapons... Which makes it pointless to me. Whatever... Maybe it's worth keeping for now, who knows.
...I'm sorry to say, but that Evil Energy belongs to ME.
...So if you don't mind... I'll be taking it BACK.
No, I would not do a job like that. That is literally stupid.
Well, this was a nice conversation... But friendly chats don't change my mind.
...What foolishly pointless questions to ask me. First off, an assassin doesn't take jobs to kill themselves. That's not how assassins work. And even then, we take jobs as long as we will be paid. And you can't be paid if you're dead. So, taking such a job would go against the Assassin's Code.
As for taking on a task to kill things that don't exist... I have repercussions for those who try to trick me. And furthermore... I have a list that details every single living entity in every single universe and dimension. I would know if someone I was hired to kill didn't exist.
Hahahahaha... It's working! IT'S WORKING!
Well, of COURSE it's working! I was helping!
Yes, yes... Your assistance in this has been rather valuable, Albert.
As it should! Now... Let us awaken our new creation!
Alright, our little Badnik Master... State your name and your purpose.
...MY NAME IS ORCHEGGSTRA. PURPOSE: DESTROY ALL VERSIONS OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND MEGA MAN.
A complete success!
But, of course! We are both complete geniuses, after all!
Indeed... But our brilliant brains are needed elsewhere, correct?
Yes, of course... We need to rebuild my brilliant Badniks... And you need your Robot Masters repaired as well, correct?
Indeed... Each and every single one of them was destroyed trying to stop a horde of rampaging robots who seemed an awful lot like Proto Man... I would've been doomed myself, if a strange army of multi-colored Metalls didn't swoop in destroying them...
Well, then... I suppose we've got work to do.
What!? Since when did he have the power to do THAT!?
Uh, maybe he used that Super Kong technique?
...Say what now?
It was a form they took when they fought that Tiki clan, sir.
Tiki WHAT now!? Are you meaning to tell me that the Kongs have been fighting ANOTHER enemy while I was gone!?
Actually, they've been fighting two; After defeating the Tiki Taks, they went on to defeat the Snowmads.
They fought Lord Fredrik!?
You know him, sir?
Of COURSE I know him, you fool! We went to Bingo Night together! (Though, we always lose to those Metalls with Fs on their helmets...)
And here I thought we had something special... The moment I am not around, they're off fighting other villains? My heart is aching... breaking...!
...And now I'm over it. So, they have some fancy shmancy new form... So what! We just need to develop a counter.
That ain't a bad idea, boss. But, how will we achieve that?
Ah... I know just the thing! An old technique, from the days of the Absurd Roleplay! I've achieved it on my own before... I think I can achieve something similar again.
Kahtos, you are in charge for now. I'm going to train myself harder than I have ever trained before.
Ah, Kahtos! Excellent timing! Have you thwarted those meddlesome Kongs yet?
I see. So, just because you're bored, it's alright to interfere with business that doesn't involve you? I'd say not.
Good day to you, sir.
...Alright, I'll bite. What, pray tell, are you trying to do here?
I don't know where he went, but I think this just about proves it. He and that Null guy is CLEARLY in kahoots. And after I absorb the souls of these ASN clones... I'm going to find him and FORCE Null's location out of him.
Now, hold on a second there, bonehead. Why exactly are you so obsessive about catching that Null, anyways?
It's an objective, not an obsession. Assassin's Code says I HAVE to pull through with the job, for as long as the employer does not call off the hit. If I don't, I'll have my Assassin's License revoked. And the moment I lose that license, I'll be sent to Dimensional Prison.
And if ANY of you idiots end up being the reason I end up in Dimensional Prison... I'll drag each and every single one of you there WITH ME.
...Why am I already being payed? Oh, well... By Assasin's Code, it only means I have less of an excuse to let that Null guy go.
Now, WHERE IS HE!? I know that SOMEone is harboring him... Now tell me where or ELSE.