Orb City Enough! You cannot evade the lapse of destruction. It is time you per--

MKII is immediately hit by a a bus.

...Huh. I thought something much worse would--

Before the bus can proceed, it is halted in it's position, as it is MKII effectively hoisting the bus place.

Well, there you have it.
Let this be the very first calling in a long line of bloodshed!
Oh, this ain't good...

Faster than anyone can stop him, MKII

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City Plains Ronald McDonald lands on his feet, after stopping time with the Ran Ran Roo

*Pant* *Pant* How presumptuous of you to ever believe you stood a chance against the Ran Ran Roo.
...
I must say, the end result of this battle was quite satisfying. You could even say... I'm lovin' it.
...

Ronald McDonald taps into a small communicating device.

Pepsiman. Stand down. It seems there will not be a need for backup aftera--
....
...Not to sound presumptuous, but could it be so that there is a possibility the hopelessness of life on your faces is nonchalance instead?

Oh, don't mind them.

!

The smoke clears, revealing a mostly fine Prototype.

...They're just bored, is all.
A-are.. Are you going to punch me now?
Oh, boy, a lot.

Prototype cracks his knuckles, and lunges straight at Ronald McDonald with a

---

Too much space, going to double post

After kicking Soul away, MKII prepares to shoot a Charged Shot at him, but is interrupted as Blue Snapper splashes water in his eyes, with a Snapper Soaker

Got 'em, boss!
Eugh!
Time for round two, Red Mist!

Triton Bubble jumps in and throws a Bubble Bomb directly in his face. Before it can explode, however, MKII destroys it with the aura around him.

Enough! You cannot evade the lapse of destruction. It is time you per--

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Bubble Bomb (Water/Explode)- The user creates a lead bubble which explodes on contact.

I don't see why he-- or now any iteration of him-- would ever be there, but sure.
What happened next?
Oh. Well, that's the bad news...

---

Orb City MKII is briefly dazed, but elbows Terra in response, snatching it back. In doing so he barely manages to block in time to avoid a relentless speedblitz from Soul.
*why* *are* *you* *so* *hard* *to* *kill*
I find great distaste with being dead.

Soul encapsulates MKII's shield in his Space Orbs, capturing it.

Ha! Checkmate, jackass. Without that shield, you're not going anywh--

The shield immediately warps back into MKII's arms.

...Kill me.
I plan to.

Other World - Sacred Realm of the Kai So then I kinda lost ideas, because at that time everything took place in the so-called Void, yeah? So then as he's running through and the banner of the page falls down on him, so he like backflips away, dodging it. When he takes a look at it to try and figure out what it is he's like "Whaaaaaat?"
That sounds stupid.
What do you mean "sounds"? Anyway, what happened next is--

The two then hear a ringing sound coming from Walter's pocket.

...I thought I told you not to force me into ordering things while I'm asleep.
No, I'm relatively sure that this isn't my doing.
...Then who is it? I swear, if I'm asked if my refrigerator is running...

Walter answers the phone.

MKII peeks out of his shield.

Of course. Always an interjection.
Now then, were were--
Triton Impact!!

As Triton Bubble tries to pierce MKII from above with his trident, MKII surprisingly enough rolls his eyes and Uses two of his fingers to emit a thin yet powerful of lightning, shocking Triton Bubble in place. As MKII yet again prepares to fight Terra he is knocked into the air by Soul.

*sigh* You just had to give everybody the thumbs up, Walter. Great job.

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Viral Taser (Shadow/Electric)- Ignores resistances, immunities, and affinities. The user emits a blast of lightning which paralyzes the user in place.

Rudimentary.

What Terra believed to be MKII was also an afterimage as he roundhouse kicks what is actually thin air. Terra then feels himself being grabbed from behind as he is pulled into a perfect back arch-throw by the real MKII!

Nothing but a child's parlor trick. If this is the the true extent of your abilities, then you may as well submit to your doom.

Your "limit" is as useless in this battle as your attempts to prolong the inevitable. Observe.

MKII rushes at Terra with his Spiked Shield, slashing at Terra.

MKII, now de-viralized, blocks it with his shield.

Tch, the Stardroid. Obviously only a bumbling fool as such would have the raw vanity required to throw their life away.

Propping spikes over it, he points it at Terra.

Your eight counterparts will have to give your eulogy. For this intrusion has gifted you perishment.

Orb City - Scale Street Delta, albeit uncharacteristically, punches down the door of the house he is facing.

DUDE, GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. OL' McWILY O's IS IN TOWN.

Scale runs through.

Dude. Do you have any idea how much it'll cost to get that fixed?
You're rich. You can afford to have your furniture be the victim of a throwaway scene. In the mean time, stop lounging around listening to 80's music, and GTFO.Alsoilikeyournewhairstyle
Whatever, man.

Scale exits his house, but turns to his apprentices first.

Do me a solid on this one and take care of everything while I'm gone. This world's full of delusional psychos who will gladly do the most obtuse of things just to fulfill their abhorrent narratives. I'd rather not be the one to pay for that.
You can count on us.
Fine, but I'm punching the first guy who looks at me funny.
...Me. Y-you can count on me.
Great. Now come on, we've gotta be there in case of backup.

Scale flies away, carrying Delta.

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Orb City It is my hope that you have enjoyed the peace that has encapsulated your environment thus far... Because the only thing that awaits yet is de--

Probably MKII is immediately punched hard, sending him flying back.

I'd say "you've got some nerve" if I didn't know you well enough to expect this sort of thing.

MKII is sent barreling back, but nimbly lands on his feet.

Hmph. What have we here? The pitiful beginning. The one he was so ashamed of he made sure you never saw the light of day again.
And you think you're any better? You are nothing but a monster, made to destroy, wreak, and ruin. I'm relatively sure you are unfeeling of anything besides hatred and rage.
And yet, it is more than you are capable of, is it not? You are nothing. You attempt to humanize yourself to make yourself seem as if you are a "good" person, but through that lackluster, pitiful, guise-- all you are is a pathetic gnat, latching onto those it finds.

You stupid--

Soul tries to hit MKII again, but the attempt backfires as upon impact he immediately switches to his Viral Pattern, hardening his body to the point of hurting Soul instead.

...ow.

MKII then backhands him away.

Your fate was set in stone from the very beginning. Find solace in your fate-- a death far beyond your deservings.

Meh. Could be better, could be worse.

...That's pointless. I'm not going to warp you. In fact, that was the furthest thing from my mind.

Walter pulls out an extremely large hammer thirty times his own size.

I'm going to ban you. Adios.

Walter slaps the GLSF More Gun with his Banhammer, the impact instantly creating a black hole with sucks it up, and also permabanning it and everyone/thing in it.

Too bad for Tachyos, by the way. I actually never got rid of the Chaos Heart. That doesn't mean I have it, by the way, I don't; The real me does.
.

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Banhammer (Impact)- Wielded by owner's of a specific place or thing, and can only be used for them. The Banhammer bans anything and anyone from anything of the user's choosing upon making contact without exception.

Other World - Sacred Realm of the Kai Walter phases through the attacks by transporting his likeness to the Limbo Dimension (though a somewhat transparent avatar of him replicates him still walking forward), and then phases back, directly teleporting in front of the GLSF More Gun.

Question. Even if by off chance you managed to defy the odds and get your revenge, how do you plan on retrieving the Chaos Heart? You don't know where it is or where it could be, you don't know who could have it, and I'm 99% sure you don't know how you got here. Every time you choose to attack you are committing to the choice of making yourself look stupider and stupider.
So guess what? I'm going to give you the choice you don't deserve. Either tell me in full detail why you want and deserve it, or hit me and rid yourself of any chance of possibly seeing it ever again.

City Plains The fight between Prototype and Ronald McDonald rages on.

That's enough screwing around. Real people are disappearing. Give us answers or you will not be spared from my full punishment.

As Prototype attacks, Ronald McDonald seemingly dodges... right into Prototype's arms, as he knees Ronald in the face multiple times before picking his whole body up and slamming him with a devastating backbreaker, driving his spine into his other knee.

AUGH! (What!? Before he had not the speed required to even graze me! How is he swift enough to move behind me without even seeing him?)

Ronald breaks free, maintaining a distance, though is then blasted by a Finger Bazooka. As soon as he falls onto the ground, Prototype slams into him with a double-footed stomp to his windpipes. He then points his buster at Ronald.

All's fair, right? If you're willing to die to cover McDonalds, then who am I to object?
R-r... r-uh... ran...
....?
Ran... Ran... Roo.

As a shockwave of energy begins to knock Prototype away, time itself comes to a halt.

You fool! Did you really think I could ever betray McDonalds?

Ronald McDonald gets up, and dusts himself off. Right after punching him nonstop for ten seconds straight, he then spams Mineburgers and Sharp Fries in Prototype's direction, surrounding him with it. He then leaps in the air and throws a hurls Big Mac Bomb in Prototype's path.

PREPARE TO RUE THE VERY DAY YOU WERE CREATED!

Time begins to resume...

---

Property Shieldom II Defteros! Are my strawberry cupcakes ready yet? Also why are you back to your previous design?
Almost!
Yaaaaa--
JNDFRSHNagbwenGHJB I mean HURRY UP!

...You're getting soft.

Say that to my face.

You know that is physiologically impossible.

...Yeah, that's what I thought. Punk.

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Finger Bazooka (Explode)- The user fires a Rocket launcher-esque finger blaster which explodes on contact.
Big Mac Bomb (Explode/Shadow)- The user throws a giant explosive Big Mac at the user, doing massive damage upon hit.
Ran Ran Roo (Space/Time)- The user utters the words "Ran Ran Roo", giving them a short yet immense power boost, as well as temporary command over space and time. Exclusive to Ronald McDonald.

@Ra Thor: You are not required an explanation.

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Toad Town A familiar aura begins to develop in Boom Boom, instinctively protecting him front anything making contact. He then retaliates with a headbutt to Mao.

Why, you...

Yoshles swings at Boom Boom, who dodges, steamrolling his head into the ground.

Toad Town Urgh! Y-you got me...

Boom Boom's admittal of defeat slowly but surely is revealed as false as a sly grin spreads across his face as he is latched onto Mao!

Ha! You wish!

Boom leaps in to the air before slamming him with an immediate Flying Slam!

Now, which one of you punks is next?

As Boom Boom eggs himself on, Yoshles immediately glides straight into him!

(How about me?)

---

How meddlesome! Are we to still fight?
Proceed.

Suddenly, everyone facing Pom Pom immediately begins to hallucinate, seeing nine other Pom Poms as well!

Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

As all the Pom Poms begin throwing their Shuriken. As Veiwtiful Joe counters with his Voomerangs A swift red blur attacks each of them, hitting the real Pom Pom in the process!

Urgh!

The blur slows down, revealing himself as Somari.

Sorry, but-a-your free trial of-a-mayhem has-a-expired!

Probably Ludwig watches on silently.

...

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Flying Slam (Earth/Impact)- Bowser's technique. The user grabs their opponent and jumps with them into the air, backflipping at the jump's climax before belly-to-belly suplexing them onto the ground.

Illusion Clone (Shadow/Space)- The user causes hallucinations from the target which create clones, tricking all their other senses as well.

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Toad Town As Boom Boom charges at Blue Toad, he jumps and glides above him, ground-pounding him from above.. Boom Boom is hit, but barely affected.

Huh. He doesn't seem that bad. Perhaps he could handle himself.
Hah! I didn't even feel tha--

Boom Boom is pelted by Coins repeatedly until Pom Pom steps in, throwing her Boomerang at him. As he ducks however, he finds himself on the receiving end of a large kick from Boom Boom, reverting his Flying Squirrel State!

As he skids onto the ground, he looks up to find Boom Boom and Pom Pom staring above him.

Still plan on fighting the both of us? Or has reality finally gotten to you?
...

Blue Toad simply uses a Double Cherry to duplicate himself. Both Blue Toads pull out a Fire Flower and use it as well.

No way!
We're not budging until your boss and his cronies leave the Mushroom Kingdom! Bring it on!
Your wish is my command!

As Boom Boom leaps in, planning to slam his fists on the Blue Toads, he is immediately struck by a Homing Attack from Somari!

If you-a-won't leave these-a-poor people alone, Maybe it's about-a-time someone make you-a-leave.
...Mario?
I'm, a-uh... just some-a-look-a-like.
Well, what about those five?
Well, that's-a-irony for-a-you! Except for the-a-yellow and purple one's, they're-a-the real deal.

Somari charges into his Light Speed Attack.

Don't-a-worry. We'll-a-help you teach these-a-guys a lesson!

Somari and the rest of his partners charge in.

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Double Cherry (Nature/Level)- A cherry which is capable of spawning a clone of the exact user. The clone will only spawn in with the base form of the user, though will still have the same items the original one did from before.

Toad Town Yoshles points out in the distance.

(Hey, what's that happening over there?)

From afar, a confrontation can be seen...

That's enough! You guys have caused too much mayhem! Leave this instant!
Blue Toad
Courageous Citizen of Toad Town

Ah, a challenger! And, pray tell, how do you expect to come out on top?
I don't.

Blue Toad pulls out a Super Acorn, and transforms into a Flying Squirrel form!

But I refuse to watch you guys run amok and destroy the peace that has been established.
..Very well. You wish to do defend your civilization?
Pom Pom. Boom Boom. The time has come.

Two larger Koopas step in front of the presumed Ludwig.

About time we get to step in! Watching everything be destroyed is so boring!
Pom Pom
High-Ranking Shuriken Wielder

Yeah! Now it's time we do some of the crushing! Starting with this pipsqueak!
Boom Boom
High-Ranking Brutish Brawler

...

Blue Toad gets ready for the potential fight, waiting for them to make the first move.

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Super Acorn (Earth/Wind) A power-up which allows the user to glide. While gliding, they can also propel themselves upwards with a Flying Squirrel Jump, giving them additional height for a few seconds before they start to descend.

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Toad Town Wario, Waluigi and the Somari gang arrive, the former two on motorcycle.

Various Toads are running from the onslaught of Flaming Magic Beams. Crazed laughing can be heard from the shadows.

You guys stay back here. I'll deal with that meddlesome wimp myself!
Uh, Wario?
Whaddyou want, huh?

Shadwari stops Somari from suggesting Wario any strategy.

Let him.
Hah! Looks like you finally realize how outmatched you guys are! Stand back!

Wario dashes through. A feint scream can be heard. Yoshles facepalms, Wario sighs, and Shadwari cracks a very feint smile.

OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAH!
WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS BACK ME UP, HUH!? I'M BURNING HERE!

Flaming Wario
The Notorious Rival Scorched
HOLD STILL!

Pac-Man and Viewtiful Joe catch up, and notice the rampaging Wario.

Did he...?
Oh yeah.