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Ah! I see you all have made it after all! Though there are still several others not present.
*ROAR* (For now, my urge for bloodshed is content.)
Alright, if that is all that is to be said, any moment now Wart and his troops should be returning with Peach in their arms.
...Yep. Aaaany minute now... It won't be long... We just have to wait a little--
Ugh, talk about humiliating!
...You've come back empty handed, haven't you?
It was horrible. We didn't even end up getting close!
*sigh* What random character of sort intervened this time?
None, Koopenstein! It was that
*ROAR* ed Princess Toadstool! When my men went to kidnap her, she pulled out a frying pan and slapped them into oblivion! She even had the nerve, the gall, the audacity to hit me over the head!
Hmm. I was about to ask about that hideous gash over your head.
THE WHAT!?
Wahahah!
Nrrrgghhhh...
THAT IS THE LAST STRAW! WE'RE ENDING THIS NOW!
Ugh... w-what the--
I can't believe I lost... to a couple of... idiots...
...
That's one down. Now, for the big guy himself...
Nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah!
(Is he taunting him to be juvenile or to throw him off his game?)
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
WE'LL SEE HOW STUPID I AM WHEN I'M SITTING ON ALL YOUR BRUISED AND BEATEN BODIES, YOU PUN--
Grrrr....
Uh... bad time?
It's just like I said. Over-relying on--
Yeah, yeah, we get the point already! Stop wasting everyone's time!
(Boom Boom and those Illusion clones should keep them busy for long enough for me to restore myself back to 100%...)
(We're so vastly outnumbered that very little of what we do actually matters. But luckily for us...)
(Strength isn't the only benefactor in a battle. And besides, they'll never get past Boss Ludwig... Only die trying. )
Yes, it was-a the biggest travesty in ages! For-a months, he roamed the globe, stealing-a treasure left and right!
I see. And just how much is it worth to bring this Purple Wind to justice?
Why, about a million dollars, of-a course! But I-a warn you... He is the slyest of-a thieves around. Not a single museum was-a secure enough to-a escape his-a wrath!
And you know from experience as a former rival thief?
*cough* Y-yes, former. Let it-a be known that long since those-a days I have walked-a the straight path and atoned for my-a dastardly deeds.
...So that settles it. I believe the only thing that's left for me to do...
...Is bring this villain to justice, and have him face the music.
Phew! That is some-a-grip!
And it won't be the only thing you'll have to deal with, you..!
We were in the process of fending this town from these three individuals.
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA-- (Yeah, they've been quite some trouble. It's a good thing you-- wait..)
WAKA-WAKA. (Where's the other one?)
Give up, already! You-a-guys have no chance of-a-winning!
...U-ugh...
WAKA-WAKA. (...I think he's out.)
Well, we can't-a-be sure unless we-a-find out.
...Huh. He's-a-out, but still-a-breathing. Alright, guys, let's-a--
Somari. Look out!
!
Psych!
(Talk about annoying! How on earth are we supposed to spot the real one?)
I dunno, but we-a-had better find 'em-a-fast!
Don't bother. All your doing is wasting time, prolonging the ineivitable.
Hah! Is that all you've got, you big wimp?
So-a-much for unstoppable, huh?
Shut up!
And what's in it for us, huh? Some wanna-be cramping on our style?
Yeah! Besides, If you're the same bodysnatcher these losers have made you out to be, what's stopping you from doing the same thing to us?
You know what we think? we think you're waiting for the perfect chance to snake someone else. Someone like that should be taught a lesson.
Woah, woah, woah woah! You're telling me I get to kick Mario's can and beat some random guy to a pulp simultaneously?
Then you punks better stay out of my way...
...Because I'M gonna be the one to put this phony in his place!
WAKA-WAKA. (Well, this is... new.)
It's Wario time, baby! And trust me... You all are about to get front row seats.
Wahahah! You know, I almost prefer him this way. A lot less... sanctimonious.
But...
I myself have never been one for fakes and copy-cats myself, anyway.*
...Never have I felt such a random yet familiar blinding rush of ruthless contempt for someone.
Hahah! And you think you guys could take us on the way we are now?
Bring it on!
U-Ugh!
Sloppy.
Yeah! It's time to teach you a lesson!
Waaaaaah...
Wario! Surely you don't mean...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Really? That technique? But I thought you needed a Smash Ball to tap into that kind of power necessary!)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...
(So this is the transformation Somari was referring to earlier... I knew what to expect from what was told of it, but this...)
...U-uh oh! We might be in trouble!
Perhaps we should've taken out that Wario guy sooner...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
. . .
WHAT WAS THAT!?
I, uh... I guess I forgot how to go Wario-Man.
...Hah! So this was that ol' power up you were talking about? Geez, you weren't kidding! I feel stronger than ever!
Same here... perhaps it's time we put this power to good use.
Oh, man. I think I'm coming down with a Deja vu overload.
WAKA-WAKA (You're telling me.)
Aaaagh!
Hahah! Right now, you're nothing but a pathetic little shrimp to me!
Hey there, big guy! Wanna see something cool?
Whaddyou want? Because if it's some kinda race, I'm busy.
What? No! The outcome would be way too obvious! I just wanted to show you something cool!
Hah! How "cool" could it be?
Just you see, you big lug. If I concentrate with my mind hard enough...
...Yeah! I'm facing the screen! Hello, onlookers!
Is there any significance to this?
You two are lucky you to him when you did. A few more minutes and it could've been off to the junkyard. There was also enough of his I.C chip remaining that he could be rebuilt, albeit not perfectly.
Well, that's my awesomeness for ya.
I'm sure someone as "awesome" as you wouldn't mind sharing your motives for spotting him?
And I'm sure your face wouldn't mind explaining to my fist why it shouldn't end up being punched.
Okay you guys shut up he's waking up.
supposed to be the end...
...
......Where am I?
No!
I can see it in your eyes. You hold yourself accountable for your inability to stop myself, as you rightfully should. Worry not, however. For soon you all shall join the many new lost souls in the after--
...Intriguing.
Your god has spoken. Cherish your city. Your surroundings. Your family. When the proper time comes, I shall tear away everything you know from your very eyes... as they, along with you, await judgement in the afterlife.
...
So did we win?
Well, much worse could've happened--




Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.