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I mean... shoot. It's your funeral, man.
Juust don't tell Wily I never warned you.
...Where in the Snoop dizzle are we?
Back at headquarters. And judging by how none of us recall anything that happened before our disabling, we probably lost.
...Who in the world are you?
You know, we don't take very kindly to intruders.
Okay, this much is on me. I should've expected this thing to happen at least once (you guys should probably leave before things get ugly).
Alright. Now I know from ...personal experiences... that boneheaded jerks like you might be immune to the science of talking things out in a peaceful manner, but I'm going to give you a fair warning anyway.
I am not your Mega Man. Mega Man wears tights and a helmet. I do not. I have a scar from across my face and a missing eye. Mega Man does not.
Do you understand or are you just too much of a glutton for one-sided punishment to see through the obvious?
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Haha, Wario number one!
....What just happened?
Wario-Man happened!
...Did we just win?
I guess so. Wario-Ex Machina.
...Huh. So. What next?
I'm about to give you maggots the beating of your lifeti-
Alright, how do are we going to do this?
Simply extend your hand forward and concentrate on identifying this Omni-Meme energy within Wario. I will supply you with the rest.
Do you feel like you can transform now?
Only one way to find out.
You two can't hide forever! I will take you do-
Say my name.
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I SAID. SAY. MY. NAME!
Heh....
If you insist.
We probably won't see eye-to-eye, anyway.
I didn't come here for fun. I came for the sake of justice.
Have your fun somewhere else.
And just what do you think you're doing, interfering with the law?
Junior! Report!
Oh, of course. Probably one of those Quartet Enterprises henchmen.
You take care of Edgy McGee. I'll go help Junior out.
Will do.
Are you alright?
(Yeah. This one guy attacked me while I was watching everything unfold from above.)
*sigh*. Alright, you get away as far as possible.
(What're you going to do?)
I'm going to take care of this myself.
(We've got him, Anti-Omni! He can't do anything now!)
(Yes. And now that you sacrificed your arms in a futile attempt to trap him, neither can you.)
This might be bad.
You said you were going to blow this city up? Go ahead. Do it.
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Heh. Exactly. You know you're little friend will get blown up from this distance too. And even if we spend our time here waiting in a standstill, that fireball will eventually come down and destroy it anyway.
This ain't good.
No kidding. I can't even go Wario-Man because of this stupid Omni-Meme power restraining me!
(Rock.)
(What now?)
Looks like our plan's going to hell. Junior, reconnaissance report.
(Everything seems to be going fine from up here. But just to make sure he doesn't try anything I should probably--
.....Oh boy.)
Nrgh!
Kid, when has this ever worked? If anything, you should be glad I haven't gotten serious yet.
...Of course. Petty tricks like this are obviously not beneath you.
Hey, tough guy!
You. Wouldn't. Dare.
One waft. All it takes is one waft to blow this city to smithereens.
....I'm pretty sure I'm strong enough to snap your arms in half like a twig.
Go ahead and do it. In fact, Wario here will reward your effort.
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Ha! I've got you two both on the ropes! It's time for you guys to give up and-
.....Of all the motherlo--
Nice move.
Why, thank you.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anybody! I don't know what came over me!
I'm not thanking you for that, just so you know.
Ready to put the hurt on him?
Readier than I'll ever be! WAAAAAAAAA-
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You can't go Wario-Man, can you?
This weird energy is blocking me off from accessing the form.
How convenient.
Now. How about we pick up where we left off?
Tch!
Bugger all!
Don't bother moving...
Because if you try, I'll level you under this entire building.
So how was the entrance?
Eh. 6/10.
Oh, screw you, that was at least an eight!
Gee wilikers, you guys. I sure am sorry for almost splitting you in half and summoning a huge fireball in the sky. I promise I've learned my Le-
AGH!
! Take a joke,
hole!
And everything you say just pisses me off!
Damn it.
This game has been played for long enough. But now....
...it's Game O-
And Wario makes the save! Wahahahaha!
Please let me go?
No way. This is the end of the line for you.
Pretty please let me go?
Well, since you asked so nicely...
YOU IDIOT! DON'T LET HIM--
Ha! Sucker!
Ughhhh.
Keep an eye out, you all. They could be here any minute n-
Miss me?
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I take it that since your friend isn't there with you that this is some sort of trick, isn't it?
I wouldn't call it a trick. More like leveling the playing field.
And just what on earth do you me....
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Just one shot should do the trick.
.....Did he say tra-
Hey! Why so serious? There's no need to be in a rush. Besides...
The party's only gotten started.
You... you planned this, didn't you? But how could you have possibly known?
But wait, there's more!
No wonder Mayor Dorado wants you apprehended. You're willing to compromise the safety of the city for your shady workplace?
To be fair, it only came to this point because you came after us. Had we be left alone, none of this would've happened.
Grrrr-
...Clever. But I'm not going to lose my cool to you.
Just give up. you know you can't win.
Maybe the odds are against me, but I've got the control of an element you can't possibly defeat.
HA! And what might that be-
The element of surprise.

that you just described to us? I'm very surprised you say that to be the case."
Then we'd better get a move on!
Seriously, what's the point of gearing us up if we can't even do anything?
You goofed the mission, didn't you?
Then why did we get a report saying one of us ended up in Antartica?
Is that right?
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You truly needn't more time trying to upgrade me. I am now as powerful as can be.
..Huh. your voice is back to normal.
Indeed. Now, if I may ask, do you have any idea what may be next for us?
Wait, your scar can talk?
Right, this is the first time you've heard him in person. Yeah, he can talk.
Since you are sentient, wouldn't it be appropriate to give you a name?
Oh yeah, now's not the time.
No doubt that Anthem guy will be back with more friends of his.
Huh, almost forgot about that A-hole. When we fought, I felt this overwhelming vibe from him... the sheer physical power behind his punches was astonishing. And it's not like he was that slow, either.
And if his buddies are as capable as him, we may be in for some deep
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I believe I have a plan.
You do?
Affirmative. I know of this 'Anthem' person much better than you may think... even down to his bitter past.
....I think we should hear him out.
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Eh. Why not?