Mighty absentmindedly descends into the unknown, facing the FEs to talk to them but not otherwise doing much.
There's like twenty plus another one per month on average. Anyway, as I was saying, at the same time K. Rool and Pirates Jones were dueling, Beta reveals that he is in the possession of the dreaded Anti-Omni Meme. This will be relevant later. And then again laterer. And latererer. And it's never good.

His attention torn between the Hydrakins, the Chalice and Valkyrie Woman, Dord spins around in place aimlessly before rushing towards the glitchy mess as a Hadal Claw is fired at Amethyst. His hand stretches towards the Chalice.

Still raving about morality and the implications of testing the Chalice, Dord accidentally fires a Hadal Claw at Emerald.

I mean, look, we don't know how it works either, we're just here because the best lead we have is a voice in a radio! Hell, as far as I'm concerned, you can do it yourself, I just want to go back to rea-- A stray Hadal Claw flies out of his buster again, ricocheting off the torch... again, and hits Ruby. Again.
I swear I'm not doing this on purpose, goddammit!

Dord looks at Sapphire wearily.
You like history, huh? I mean, you're really adamant to preserve it. But, we're not trying to just rob you! We just wanna take that chalice and bring back that world! The one you yourself are trying to save as just a crappy set of souvenirs! What's so wrong about that?! Why couldn't we just talk this out instead of you immediately starting shit when we walked through those doors?!
As he gets worked up, Dord starts gesturing wildly and accidentally fires off a Hadal Claw which ricochets around before hitting Ruby.
...Oops. Sorry, force of habit.

Why don't ya enlighten us as to why you're hoarding all this crap, then?!

Dord fires a Hadal Claw at Sapphire Hydrakin!

dord→dord Evade Aura

Putting up an Evade Aura for himself(a turn later, i can't read lmao) as he struggles to stand, again, Dord looks at Valk, then at Jake, then Scrap, then the flower, then all of them again a couple more times for good measure. He barely stifles a laugh, nearly tearing his face off in the process, before the mechanical clicking of a hard drive is briefly heard in his head. Finally, he turns to Jake to speak.
Wind yer bloody neck in, will ya?! If ye have the presence of mind ta cnawvshawl about it, yer also capable of shutting yer bleedin' cake hole and not tryin' ta torchah people, ye actual bleedin' caffler!

Begrudgingly accepting his fate as a crippled pile of metal on the ground, Dord gives Valkyrie Woman a weak thumbs up once she gets up, putting up an Evade Aura on her as a sort-of thank you for trying to buff him a while ago.

dord accept Psychonic Link™️ 👍

A Hadal Claw pierces through the floor, hitting Peridot from below. Vague angry screeching can be heard through the hole.

Despite clearly getting knocked out cold again, Dord somehow manages to catch himself before hitting the ground, struggling to get off his knees as an Evade Aura covers him. His voicebox is just fine, though.
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Despite getting punched so hard that he completely shut down and got blown backwards, falling to the ground like a ragdoll... Dord gets up, slowly but surely, struggling against the fact that none of his internal systems should actually be working, his willpower seemingly the only thing keeping him alive. Only once he props himself up on one knee does the Sacred Revival properly kick in, allowing him to quickly jump all the way up and look at the Hydrakins with a distorted, enraged grin contrasting the angelic appearance of the glow enveloping him.

You're gonna moralize at us?! Are you forgetting that, the moment we walked in, BEFORE WE COULD SAY A THING, you immediately threatened to KILL US?!?!
As he fires a Hadal Claw, he continues: Don't you lecture me with your overpriced worthless shiny heads!!!

That smug grin ain't gonna last forever!

Dord once again Hadal Claws Peridot Hydrakin, aiming for her eyes this time!

Clearly enjoying this, Dord claws Peridot again.

Cope all you want, but if you cut a gemstone enough times there won't be any of it left!
Dord proceeds to do just that, firing a Hadal Claw dead-center through Peridot's head gem!

(this is supposed to be the turn 1 of the new raid i believe)