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There there, don't you worry, you'll grow up healthy and strong!
HEY!
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Don't know why thy problem is but I'd run back to wherever it is you were hiding at and stay there!
You've five seconds before I carve you up faster than a dragon can breath fire!
...Glass...
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And there go your five seconds. You better hope you got a spring to bounce your sorry scraps to kingdom come. Yeah that's right! I know you were behind that! Prepare thyself!
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NOT AGGGGAAAiiiinnnnn!!!
The Raid Boss Fan
Guys…do you have a second? We uh…have a small fire near our base, it's small enough that you'd think it be manageable now and a bucket of water or dirt aught to take care of it but…no matter how much I try to put it out, it’s not really doing much. Plus, that one robot with the smiley face is back and he’s uh…acting really weird.
You act like that’s new.
! Where did you...
I mean he’s acting really weird. I tried pouring some water on it, uh the fire, not the robot, but he started screaming at me, getting in front of it and acting almost like…it’s alive or something. Could you guys help me take care of him? Please?
What's this odd contraption?
Woah! Scared me! ...I haven't seen you in...ever.
What is the purpose of this mechanism?
Oh...uh..So...at the very top..is...
And that's it.
Hmm...interesting. Primitive yes but it does fulfill the task, albeit costly.
Thank...you? Speaking of costly, I got to head back to the shop to buy some more wood.
...If you're looking for earth-born lumber, I saw some outside the base, near the south. Round 100lb.
Really? What kind?
Wha-why would I know that?
Uh...yeah you're right...anyways…
thank you!
I predict this thing will last less than a month. Sides, it's unnecessary, I've cracked the code behind it. All this will be good for tinder. ...Hmm, that reminds me of why I came back.
Global heat has increased around 0.7EHN in a day. For a world that's supposed to be dead...where is this heat coming from? I figured it's because of the increased number of residents but with how many I accounted for, it should only have raised to 0.1 max. Whatever's going on...
When isn't there one. Count me in. he says while giving a thumbs up.
Bout time they showed up…shame it was after the law had to muck in business they don’t belong in.
And wouldn’t you know it, they set off one of my traps. And judging by how the guy in question ain't kicking and screaming right now…I guess that ol doctor’s right bout my mix expiring. Spite that…should be by the end of the hour fore he kicks the ol spitbucket.
(...Crossword City hmm...I reckon it’d be a few days tops. Should be enough time to pick off at least one of the stragglers. Speaking of which, let’s see the bounty board one more time.
How do these things work gin?
Well now…let’s see where the rest of em are.
And there he is, the head honcho emself…Don’t know whenever to feel honored or terrified that out of all the reapers I could be hunting right now it has to be him.
Guess we’re both unlucky in that aspect. Hmph. Least I don’t have to deal with that Walter fella. …That guy turned out to be a snoozefest. I mean really, he died of what now?
...Wait. If he died…why isn’t his Reaperspawn helping out right now?! That lazy sunva
You know, it’s these cool nights that I live for. No horns, no chatter, no loud music… just the melody of the cicadas and crickets.
*caw*
Couldn’t have said it better myself. *yawn*. And I owe it all to the big guy up there. …A poor shame what happened to him…hey…what did they say happened to him?
…Ah I see…
...Well…who knows? I might just…run for president anyways. Hey don’t give me that look. I mean…nothing’s really changed right? …Well, other than the consequences of losing of course. And…if I do run and happen to get into a fistfight with the opposing candidate, he won’t…well you know.
* confused caw*
Well…could you cover this word for me? I know it’s not a forbidden word but it still feels…
*caw*
Well…unless President Walter, I doubt he’d k-
*caw* me, thank you.
Overall, he’s a good man. Sure I don’t agree with his decisions, bills, use of power and…well that might be because of the way Vangus made me…but…still. You want to know something funny? They never did tell me about his road to presidency. Oh well I-
Coming Margret!
You must try Margret’s chili. Trust me, it’s out of this world. …Ah I see, I’ll save you a bowl for later okay? Perfect. Till next night my feathered friend.