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Welcome, welcome! It's really, truly, nice to meetcha!
I'm not playing games. Who are you and what do you think you're doing?
Who am I? Well, you can call me Dracon Basilix. I think it has a nice name to it, and it's much more original than what I previously went by. As for what I'm doing...






















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Conducting an experiment.
(I should be putting my time into better use, but I can't shake the feeling that something isn't right around here...)
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Just what the hell is going... Dear god.
(My master, is it time...) Hissss...
(To eradicate all of these inferior beings?)
Hell, yeah! Kill all these bastards dead. And when you're done...
...We'll take our sweet time picking P-Type over there apart.
...Well.
I think I know just how to start this week.
It doesn't exactly help that I haven't came across a Koopenstein plushie of my own *ahem*.. But nonetheless, despite my attempt at being an utmost practicalist, it is my belief everyone has something that makes them... "tick". It could be the knowledge that your existence is considered worthless... or, it could be a meddling pair of paisanos that foil your plans at every turn.
Kamek, thank you for your cooperation. You have been a pleasuring aid.
Such is the treatment for his majesty's allies. And while on the subject
Seeing as you and Shake King have completed your mission, this will at least be a necessity in return.
Ugh... where am I?
Where you are is at my mercy... Exactly where you belong, Masters.
Oh, no! I recognize that voice from anywhere! Tell me I lost the fight with Axel and this was just one bad dream!
Ah, yes, that Axel character you had your miserable squabble with. He will make a fine test subject for us.
Don't you dare--!
Bother not with your trivialities. The Psycho Power bounds you for however long I please.
Oh, yeah!? And what's so important you tracked little old me down here to trap you personally?
A simple answer. You will become the a next host of the Psycho Power and be an embodiment of the will of Shadaloo!
Apologies, but I'm afraid you lot will have to live with your mistake.
Surely you are aware of Ludwig's failure, Doctor.
Quite. But this will not deter our true goal of global domination.
You know, Kamek, when I first thought of this world, I thought it would be easy pickings No more of that meddlesome adventurer and his happy-go-lucky friends to dash my brilliant schemes.
But reality is often disapointing. Despite him as well being in this realm of sorts, I still managed to find a way to defeat him! But yet despite my most earnest efforts, we were bested by a bunch of weaklings nonetheless. Speaking of whom, while I researched on my combatants, guess what I found?
I learned of the entities Sonic the Hedgehog, the Mario Brothers, and all of their fantastical crusades to stop their respective evildoers. But what about my world?
It is known as nothing but a pitiful blight on the eyes of the Multiverse. Fake. Phony. Counterfeit. Off-brand. Knock-off. Bootleg. Only remaining in the shadows of the blue and red legends which legacies stand tall. So I figure...
If mine is seen as but a miserable bootleg... I'll make sure it's number one villain is the last thing that's known for in history.
(...I've lost... And it is my fault.)
Yeah! Time to end this!
How pathetic! You said it yourself! You mighta had a chance before, but instead of taking it, you toyed with your food like some kinda arrogant chump!
And all for what!? To prove your superiority? Get off your high horse, you're a manipulative piece of garbage!
You really wanna prove you're better than Junior!? Do it the honest way, not at the expense at civilizations!
You underestimated everyone! Me, these other guys-- Everyone else willing to do what's right! That's why you're in the situation you're in now! You only have yourself to blame!
N-no!
W-what!? When did your abilities become this immense! It cannot be!
...I came up with the mastermind plan to emerge victorious, and yet I am still trapped in this position!? How!
There were ten of you when you had first scattered, and now the number may as well've doubled! You all barely fended off Boom Boom, but still find resistance in cornering me!? No... I will not stand for it... I will defeat all of you here, and after reflection upon my outstanding performance...
...It is I who will be crowned the heir to the Koopa King!! Not that snotty nosed, immature, lazy, underserving, imp Bowser Jr! ME!
Aww? Does the squirt feel like making Daddy proud? Too bad. Wario time!
Why don't you all comprehend the pointlessness of your actions!? You cannot win!
Ngah! Miserable gnat!
This is ridiculous. The brat's gotta have some weakness!
There's one thing that's become apparent. He doesn't have access to invincibility. If he did, he would have used it by now.
Which-a-means that just like-a-everyone else, This guy is-a-beatable.
Not like he stood a chance against Waluigi in the first place!
Group up, -a-you guys...
...We'll-a-beat that Ludwig no-a-matter how hard he-a-tries!
Who in the--
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WAHAHAH! I'M RICH, I'M RICH, I'M RICH--
...MMMMAMMA!
What was it, they say? Keep your eyes on the prize.
Well, that was one worthless pile of trash who won't jeopardize lives of success again.
But then again... am I any different? From what I know, I'm the stupid reboot of an evil robot.
Every time I see him... All I feel is hate. Hate and anger. Like there is nothing I wouldn't give to eradicate him forever. It's like I become him.
...But I refuse to be him. Stooping to the level of a destroyer means I'm no better. I'll carve my own path. One that he can't possibly hope to compare to.
Shut up and stop acting like you care. The hell am I supposed to monologue when you're busy flapping your proverbial gums?
That's better. Now, then. Prototype, right? I mean, his name. That sounds... bland. Very bland. But, I'll work with it.
Personally, if I could show my face, I would tell him to get off his stupid high horse and know his place compared to the true nexus of awesome... me... but I'd rather not spoil the surprise, if you catch my drift.
"MKII this", "MKII that", who gives a damn!? Not you. And not me! But I figure, "why not give this guy the benefit of the doubt and actually put this guy's resolve to the test? After all that talk, It'd be a shame if he became the very thing he swore to destroy. Yes that reference was intentional.
Just pretend he spouted on with his corny crap and left. If you'll excuse me, me and the boys are going to come up with our next plan of action!
...Ah, sunnova gun, did I say that out loud? W-whatever. You get the gist, I've done my piece, for now it's time I bid you adieu... for now.
Whatever you do, don't let 'em get close to you.
Easier said than done, Masters, at least you have those stupid Hadoukens you can use to play keep away with!
(Call me a psychic, But I don't think this was scheduled. In any case, I'd better get out there to help. Besides...
...That's what friends are for, right?)
Hey, watch i--
Terry, right? Sorry, but I'm afraid I can't let you do anything at the moment.
*pant*... Not bad, Masters... not bad... *pant*
*pant*... You're pretty good yourself, Wood City...
Huh? What the heck is that?
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...It's nothing. Let's conti--








Target "Ken Masters" found. Initiating routine..








Hunt and Capture.
W-what the heck!?
You know these things?
No, but they... look like a guy I've met before. I've even battled him in the U.S. Martial Arts Tournament.
So you don't have any idea where these things might've come from.
Well... one evil mastermind company comes to mind.
Do you understand? If I had truly wished for victory I could've easily massed-produced Mega Mushroomed Double Cherry duplicates to do my bidding.
Even now, you fight not due to any found integrity or justice... but because I simply allow it.
What are-a-we gonna do?
I don't-a-know, but I hope it doesn't involve-a-being impaled through the-a-circulatory system again.
(Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm not gonna sit here and take this.)
(This Ludwig guy has to be taught a lesson. I'll make sure of it.)
Gah! He's too powerful! What're we gonna do, Wario?
Heh! It seems like we're gonna have to use.. it.
Aw, man! Not that! I thought we we're past tha--
WALUIGI LAWNCHAIR.
So, you all still wish to persist? A foolish choi--
Gotcha!
Arrgghh!
See? It is all futile! Futi--...What? How are you still..? Release me this instant!
If you say so!
Get him!
All too easy!
Tailigee!
I'm okay.
Carry on your meaningless squabbling and you won't be for long.