Meanwhile, with I.M. Meen...

Mario Head: Very-a good... You-a sealed one of-a them away, and-a even got some extras... But there's-a still one-a more left to-a seal away...
Mario Head: But-a before that... You DID remember to remove the-a exits from the book, did-a you?
I.M. Meen: Don't get your non-existant pants in a twist. I remembered! And I must say, a maze with no exits is truly diabolical!
I.M. Meen: Now, then... I just need to find and seal away Exetior.

The torso, in response, launches a giant fireball at the Triforce of Power, burning it to a crisp!

However, the torso is then blasted by... A ball of food?

???: I know what you are after, torso of the dark one...
King Harkinian: ...And if you want it, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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Dinner Blaster- (Explode/Energy) King Harkinian's signature weapon. Launches a powerful ball of food that deals great damage to enemies. Alternatively, it can be used to heal allies greatly.

...Meanwhile, again...

CD-i Link: The toaster's already broken!?
Hotel Mario: Yeah... The torso came in moments ago. Scared poor ol' Luigi outta his overalls.
CD-i Link: ...So the eyes have already been realeased?
Hotel Mario: No.
CD-i Link: Huh?
Hotel Mario: Yeah, I was tired of not being able to make perfectly browned toast without the risk of releasing a piece of Weegee's other half, so I had Fred- one of Shaggy's old friends- help me transfer it to something else.
CD-i Link: Where did you put it?
Hotel Mario: Well, my fellow CD-i counterpart... Have you ever heard of the rumor that all copies of Super Mario 64 are personalized? Because that may or may not be my fault on that.

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The part that Duo sensed was the torso, which seems to be headed for the King's Castle!

...Meanwhile...

???1: What do you mean, it's destroyed!?
???2: I mean that the Krabby Patty Secret Formula has been destroyed! And now, the voice has returned!
???1: But it was Spongebob's sworn duty to protect it! How did Plankton manage to destroy it!?
???2: Actually, it was never destroyed by Plankton. It was the Torso of Weegee!
???1: ...I should've known to have never trusted Robotnik to guard it... He must've forgotten to grab it when his Death Egg self-destructed...
???1: ...I'll remain here to protect the Triforce of Courage. You must go and help Hotel Mario protect the Legendary Toaster!
???2: Don't worry, King...
CD-i Link: ...I'll do what I can.

As CD-i Ganon is slowly dragged in, dropping the Triforce of Power, he proceeds to state a warning...

CD-i Ganon: You fool! I learned it all from CD-i Zelda! This was all a-

CD-i Ganon is sealed away before he could finish...

Meanwhile, the Triforce of Power shatters on the ground, releasing the Legs of Weegee! Said legs warps away to an untracable location!

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I.M. Meen: Don't thank me yet, because I am not finished! Since you are a bunch of goodie-goodies, You shall be joining him!

I.M. Meen proceeds to trap Skull Man, Dark Skull Man, and Enker in the book as well!

CD-i Ganon: Really, now? Fine, then, try it... But once you do, the Triforce of Power will shatter, releasing a piece of Weegee onto the world! And complete or not, not even a MILLION N-Words can destroy Weegee! So, just surrender your life to me now!

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???: Hold it right there, mister!

Suddenly, I.M. Meen approaches Sark!

I.M. Meen: I see you are a clever demon, slaughtering left and right... But let's see how you handle a dungeon of eternal night!

I.M. Meen takes out his book and tries to trap Sark in his Magic Labyrinth!

Unfortunately for Duo, Ganon has left before the Reverse Card could affect him. However, Dark Morshu was evaporated.

...And NOW CD-i Ganon's back.

CD-i Ganon: Honestly, I should thank you. Normally, I would never give CD-i Zelda anything aside from despair... But now, she has sealed the can away within her Triforce of Wisdom... That Malleo will never return. Nor shall you return from Hell when I send you there...

CD-i Ganon takes out the Triforce of Power, which then charges up a powerful attack...

Dark Morshu: Malleo? HA! He's nothing more than a failed clone of Weegee's old other half, created because he was a crybaby who missed him too much! And besides...

Suddenly, CD-i Ganon uses a mystical force to drag the can out of Duo's hand, and into his!

Dark Morshu: ...It ain't yours, now. But, since you proved yourself to be competent, then... Well. I was saving this for those fools over in the King's Castle... But you forced my hand.

CD-i Ganon warps away, taking the can with him as Dark Morshu takes out- WAIT IS THAT AN-

Dark Morshu: I'm going to say the N-Word.

Oh shit it is. An actual N-Word Pass. Oh fu-

Dark Morshu: MMMMM Ni-

A large explosion captivates the entire battlefield, leaving a large crater in its place!

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N-Word Pass- Bestowed by President Obama himself, this pass allows a once-in-a-lifetime use of the N-Word Bomb. Rumors speak of an N-Word Pass that allows for permanent use of the attack, but there is thus far no evidence of its existence. (Dark Morshu likely stole his pass from the actual Morshu.)

Dark Morshu got hit pretty hard by the attack... But still stands, smiling rather sinisterly...

...A good attack. Too bad it didn't do anything.

Dark Morshu then sets off a Reset Bomb Mini, reversing the damage dealt by Duo's attack! He then attacks Duo with a Nuclear Rocket Launcher!

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Reset Bomb Mini- A smaller, less potent version of the Reset Bomb. Reverses the effects and damage dealt to the user and their teammates by the enemy team's previous turn.

CD-i Ganon simply turns invisible, avoiding the attack outright!

Urgh... Worthless minions! You cannot complete even the simplest task! Very well, then... Let's see how you fare against my strongest warrior!

CD-i Ganon summons his strongest warrior... The shadow of the great hero, animated by the Triforce of Power to serve under Ganon's every whim... CD-i Dark... Morshu!?

...You want me to deal with these guys? The two big ones seem rather powerful... But the small blue guy? He's just a kid!
...But if it's what Lord Ganon commands... So it shall be done.

Dark Morshu attacks the group with Dark Bomb Raid!

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Bomb Raid- (Explode) Drops a barrage of bombs upon the entire opposing team. (Dark Variant- More powerful, and adds the Shadow Core to the attack.)

Preparing an attack, are you? Well, it won't connect on MY watch!

CD-i Ganon creates a Barrier of dark magic around himself!

Hm, it appears that as long as I am within this barrier, I cannot attack, lest I become vulnerable... But no matter. I'll let my minions deal with you in the meantime!

CD-i Ganon summons a swarm of CD-i Moblins!

Destroy them!
Yes, master. We'll do so at once!

The Moblins charge at Duo with their swords, their strength enhanced by the Triforce of Power enough to where they can actually deal damage to Duo! ...Not by much, but still.

Not enough for you? How about a taste of THIS?

CD-i Ganon casts Death's Chill on Duo!

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Death's Chill- (Freeze/Shadow) Attacks with a flurry of ice and snow, imbued with power from- you guessed it- the Triforce of Power. The attack also has a 100% chance of freezing the foe.

Clever. But how do you handle THIS?

CD-i Ganon casts Doomsday Meteor on the entire battlefield!

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Doomsday Meteor- (Space/Shadow) A powerful meteor shower, enhanced by the Triforce of Power. Attacks everyone, allies included... Of which CD-i Ganon has none of at the moment.

Suddenly, where Duo and Mech-tenant is fighting, a figure emerges from the shadows!

So, YOU have been the source of this racket...
...Your fighting has disturbed my slumber... And for that, you will DIE.

CD-i Ganon attacks the group with Dark Thunder!

How are you going to play? Going to play? You don't even have hands! No hands, SQUAWK!



Bane proceeds to use the Epsilon Stone, enveloping him in a bright light. Eventually, as the light fades, a new figure stands firm...

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...Aren't you going to evolve, too?




Fair enough.

Back at the Party, Bt Ghost approaches Falcon Man and Power Man.

Hey, you two were the frontrunners of that group of robot masters that tried to wreck everything, right?
Those guys are probably still causing havoc while we're partying in here. Do you think there's a way you could convince them to... You know. Not do that?

That's-a not all... Take a look at-a the other one.

Mario Head redirects Duo's attention to the Dark Star Energy within Mech-tenant.

You are a warrior of-a justice. You know what-a to do.

The voice fades from Duo's mind...