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Get that there item, huh!? Sounds like child's play, if I do say so myself!
So what's the plan, Boss?
Snag the 1-Up, of course (and beat up any obstacles)! Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!
Now enough questions! Onwards, we go!
Hmm! (You won't stop the Boss's master plan! Once you see it, you'll be in for a rude awakening like never before!)








You are attempting to invade Shadaloo territory. Leave at once of be restrained.
Who's the champ? I'm the champ. Who's the champ? I'm the cha--
I'm not taking autographs. Get lost.
Oh, no, we just saw you win that battle royale! That was... a strange win.
What happened there, by the way? I thought you were... normal.
Funny perception of 'normal', kid. I got lucky is all. Perhaps they were all having a bad day.
All other 19 competitors at once?
Of course! After all... They had to face me.
Now, If you'll kindly screw off, I've gotta dodge the paparazzi. Until then.
Activate the Force Fields. When that has finished, send the dolls to humble this visitor for good, before another relocation. If all else fails... retrieve Seth.
It seems like I was wrong. Maybe I can find a way to have fun on this dirtball without going crazy after all.
*insert japanese dialogue here* (Hmph... It seems a true warrior has revealed himself at last. Though I sense that he is holding very much of his true power back.)
(Oliver, hmm? I have never heard of this individual before. How interesting.... It would look as though I have to confront him at a later date.)
How does he even know where they are!?
Ugh, it's so boring! How long have we stayed in here?
Give or take, a few months! I've even been giving out free psychology appointments!
So that was why all those random voices kept popping in. Man... I wish I could have fun, but not at the expense of other people. But there's just nothing to do...
Have you ever thought of acquiring a hobby?
A hobby?
You won't know until you try!
...
...Ah, to heck with it. I don't have anything to gain from lying around here.
....*LE GASP*
What? Is something wrong?
YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!
Alright, somebody get me a mirror.
...What? What is this? What... happened to me?
No... No... Happiness is for the weak. I refuse to-- Hnnnghh--
I can't even get angry anymore? This can't be real. This has to be a bad dream.
It's not a dream, silly! This is real!
...
...Yeah. I guess it is.
...Well, that was a rather impolite gesture, Foreman Spike. you could have at least knocked before entering.
Are y'crazy!? I'm just lucky to've made it out of that there area alive!
Are you referring to your loss against the Mario Brothers?*
It just ain't right! How was I s'posed to know that danged ape** would want a piece of me too!?
That is simply catharsis for your carelessness. Now, if you'll excuse me, myself and a fellow man of science are quite busy at work discussing our next line of action.
Tch! What could be so important that you'd need'ta concentrate so much on!?
Is that really what you think?
I wouldn't take such so likely if I were you. Power Stars, Energy Elements, Chaos Emeralds, and Power Crystals-- The Mayhem Microlites*** were a treasure to bestow in their own right, but if we can imbue all of these artifacts into one-- It will unleash a power unrivaled by even the mightiest of all things!
Koopenstein... To wreak havoc upon this planet and conquer those dastadly heroes along side of you is a pleasure.
I concur... Doctor.
Alright, enough screwing around. It's time to end this!
Couldn't agree more.
FALCON...
AAAAAAA---
PUNCH!
Aw, nertz.
YES!
C'mon!
Hmph...
...Show me your moves!
...And I can't ever let that happen again. I've been pushed around for far too long to not do something about it.
...It's not a thought I relish, but I'll have to leave for a while. I know you guys'll have things under control. Junior, you're the leader.
Just what's more important to you, anyway? Getting stronger or staying with your team-- your friends?
If I don't get stronger, I won't have any friends to protect. I believe that has been made abundantly clear.
Alright, enough laying low. We've gotta get back to the blimp.
Already? Gee, what's wrong, boss?
I have a bad feeling something's coming. And we're not about to stay here and find out what.
Hmm. About time.
You know what!? I'm tagging out!
O-oh... what a nice--
2,666!?
Hmm... (Well, okay... here's what he--)
Hah! (Psych! Did you really think it would be that easy? Face it! You all just took the bait!)
(What a cheap trick!)
Boshi! (You're in Koop City, folks! Time to give you a warm welcome!)
...Say, just who is this Salvatore ally of yours? Waluigi means, not to judge. Just wanna know what kinda person our likeness has been aligned with.
I'm fine. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to leave. I think my presence here has already done enough.
Wow! (Huh! He wasn't kidding! You really are fast!)
Enough! Now-a-tell us who you-a-are, how you-a-know Koopenstein and what he-a-told you!
Ow! Boss, this chick just nailed me.
Aw, don't be a wimp! I'll show you how it's done!
...On second thought, you have a go while I make my way over.
That's what your yappin' was about? Some dumb Sableye?
But... I thought--
You thought wrong, Will. And now what? The only thing you've done was make a hooplah out of nothing and waste both of our time.
That's not something I can tolerate. Let it be known the last thing I want to be confronted about is "who's character does what and why I should care". What goes on there ain't my business, jack.
I'm getting mixed signals here. You're sayin' you don't care what anyone else thinks, and that you don't care what happens to the world, But you go through all this trouble-- for what? Regulus may have been the result of a personal grugde, but what about Duracel--
Shut. Your. Damn. Mouth.
Please, tell me, why would I feel the need to save the people from the same planet that would probably try to kill me off at a moment's notice, or better yet, not even know who I am? That old monkey called me "Walter's dark side" as if I'm some sort of "Evil RedBomber". Just the other day one of the fifty Beta Devils mistook you-know-who for me. Like I don't even have an identity of my own.
Tell, me, Will. Do you know how it feels? To be reduced to nothing but a voice inside one's head? Why do you think I am the way I am now instead of three hundred pages ago? I should demolish your body and turn you into one. Then you'll know exactly what I mean.
Look into my mind. See exactly what kinda thoughts I'm thinkin' 24/7. Try and find anything under "acknowledgement of heroic deeds"
O-oh... oh my god.
That's my name, don't wear it out. We'll keep that rolling for about an hour. Try maintaining your sanity until then.











Easy, easy... you're gonna have to wait until you've recharged your batteries.
Why does it matter? I've done the deed. Regulus is dead. As are all his other backups.
That's great. Absolutely fantastic. Give yourself a pat on the back.
Hey, what's with the sarcasm? I did the world a favor.
Well, maybe this one...
But you've only given more things for Dimension 2 to worry about.
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