Immediately the three are hit by a single Danger Bomb to the back, doing massive damage to the each of them

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I just know it was you, you... bad man! What happened just reeks of your name all over it!
Wanda
Magical Fairy Guide

You know, you keep associating my namesake as if I've done somethin', but until you actually say it, none of your babbling has a lick of value to it!
Don't play dumb with me! You sent all those bad guys to destroy the forest and cause everything crazy to happen!
Look, what'syourface--
Excuse me!?
Yeah, I have no idea who you are. Which either because we've never met-- or you're just that forgettable. So either get the hell outta my property before I make you-- Or tone it down and tell me just who you are.

Wanda makes a pouty face before sighing, giving into Wario's demands.

It's Wanda. You decided to cause mischief by dropping buckets on the heads of Mario, Peach, and Yoshi*, so I had to help them make it through the forest.
...
I also hit you in the head with a hammer. A lot.
Hmm....

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*Wario no Niwa (1993) Wario can be seen piloting an airplane while being whacked repeatedly.

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
How does it feel to be on the receiving end for once, huh!?
OH MY GOD!!! WAAAAAH!!!

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Wario Estate Wario seems to awaken from his trance.

Oh, yeah! Thanks for the permanent cranium fracture, by the way.
Anyway, if you're tryna accuse me of meddling in your stupid forest, You're dead wrong, fairy girl. My status as a villain has been retired.
Then... it wasn't you?
That is literally what I just said.
...Oh. W-well, if you wouldn't mind... maybe could you help--
*Nope.mp4*

Wanda stares in disbelief at Wario's blunt refusal.

...Fine, then.I hope your new life gives you everything it deserves.

While Wanda leaves, Wario goes back to watching T.V.

...
...I'm gonna do the right thing, aren't I? No. No. You can't make me--

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*All of which appears/occurs in the video game Wario & Mario.

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Wario Estate Wario browses through channel-to-channel on his high-quality flatscreen TV, bored to the extreme.

...Waluigi's been gone an awful long while, now. Maybe I should call that lanky moron and see what he's up to.

Wario glances at a nearby phone, staring at it... before quickly dismissing it.

...Nah. Probably up to his stupid shenanigans like normal. I shouln't waste my time with 'im.

As Wario proceeds looking through television, a smaller figure creeps from behind.

...
!?

Wario suddenly turns around... for nothing to be seen, as the figure hides from behind the couch.

...*phew--*
AHA!
EEK!

@TheHighTower : My bad for forgetting to mention. You can't have more than one per character. Trying to take someone else's would be considered fair play, but otherwise no.

Cortexs' face droops into a rather miffed version.

Hah, hah. Very funny.
Just you wait and see, however. By the time this piece of gadgetry is complete, time loops will become trivialized!
As it turns out, Dr. Cortex here was very eager to share the Power Crystals necessary to merge our latest project. Speaking of which, have you two noticed it?
Noticed what?
...Hmm. It must not have reached you yet.

Koopenstein pushes back his glassess, donning a sinister grin.

That fancy Chaos Emerald? More with the same color may or may not have begun to show themselves towards randomized locations. Like across a noisy sidewalk, or a peaceful, quiet, plain. The point is, now, a whole lot more than seven are now located on this hunk of dirt, liquid, and oxygen. And it'll only be a matter of time when even the most incapable of rats are wielding them.
I've won. Somari has been defeated, his little friends checkmated, and an Earth headed straight for the catacombs of true peril in imbalance.

Not half bad... for a bootleg.

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Before you ask, yes. This means exactly what you might think it means. Yes, if you want you can introduce anyone of yours finding their own.

You may or may not know who I am, but regardless...

The mystery associate steps from the shadows, holding a hand out for K. Koopa to shake!

...I believe my business here will be most beneficial.
Doctor Neo Cortex
Conniving Evil Scientist

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I have already claimed Crash Bandicoot if anyone is curious.

Hmm. It seems Somatic's actions have been misinterpreted as a result of his most recent following of events. Let me be very clear.

Koopenstein takes off his glasses, revealing a very serious stare.

I want him alive.
...Wh--
I want that cumbersome, menacing, cheeky, miserable little oaf alive. I have no doubt that he has survived. Should it have killed him, more power to me-- but what I want more than that is to have that obnoxious Somari spending the rest of his miserable life-- which won't last for long-- to know that he failed everyone. That he failed the Earth, that he failed it's citizens, that he failed his friends-- and that he failed himself.
And in those final, bitter moments... he will succumb to the will of my everlasting order. the Fastest Thing Alive will be no more. And the day the so-called "bootleg doctor" drove the planet into a terror unparalleled will be remembered for the rest of life to come.

Koopenstein turns around again, silent... before turning around with his glasses on.

And besides, it's not as if his living will hold any weight to the equation anyway! Like it or not, they'll all face my wrath!
Ah, and I forgot to introduce you to my newest ally! You've seen me work with him, but I feel it would be better if you became acquainted with him personally.

New Koop City The head blows up. I have no idea what they were doing except for the fact that they were on the offense so we'll just say that.

The five other heads take action immediately, each of them shooting eye-lasers directly at our heroes!!

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??? - Technological Room Koopenstein appears to be putting the finishing touches on HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT, YOU CAN FEEL THE POWER BEHIND THING. I MEAN YOU CAN'T FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, BUT I CAN AND HOW IS THIS THING SO POWERFUL. THIS-- THIS ARTIFACT THINGY, WHAT IS IT.

Quite the inquisitive one you are, especially for a supposedly emotionless talking voice.

K-KOOPENSTEIN TURNS AROUND TO MEET K. KOOPA. SERIOUSLY HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE...

And what might that problem be, your scaliness?

@TheHighTower : I think it's more his desire to cause as much madness as possible than anything else

Triton Bubble moves three spaces right. Aqua Fishtot moves one up and one left.

Rainbow Road (N64) Oh, no, no, no. Not at all. This simply will not do.

There is no hand. There is no "spacial rift". There is no "Dark Dimension". No one is sent to Brazil. Matter of fact, "Memelord Trimarc" and all of his associates are nowhere near Rainbow Road, as they never arrived in the first place. In fact, Rainbow Road-- every version, even the Smash 3DS one-- is now beyond their mortal comprehension and should any of them approach the area or acknowledge it's existence, they will lose their sanity. Not that they're allowed to enter at this point.

Somatic was never there in the first place. Ever since a transmission he received he warped away. Meaning long before Trimarc even made up his mind, he teleported back to base of operations. In fact, Koopa Lair has now been relocated to an area undetectable or relocatable by any means necessary, until the time comes where it is.

This has been the third attempt at such interference made so far. I'm gonna have far less to say to the fourth one.

Yeah... Sorry about that, pal.

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Rainbow Road (N64) An empowered Sometal finds himself skidding across the chimera-colored highway. In an instant, Super Somari is seen floating above him.

It's over, Somatic. You've-a-lost this fight.
D-damn you, you arrgont, insolent, charlatan! I am the one true adventurer! I should be the one with all the glory!

Somatic tries to bulldoze Super Somari with a X. Maximum Overdrive Attack, but Super Somari intercepts this attack, punching him down.

You don't-a-know what it means to be me. You're-a-just a wired machine-- You-a-never worked to earn this speed, you-a-don't fight to protect-- and aside from that-a-Koopenstein - You have no real-a-bond or trust with anyone.
Back in our-a-world, I thought you had-a-the potential to leave your-a-past behind-- to become an ally. A friend. Even after-a-impaling me, when we were-a-going to-a-band together against Regulus. I saw-a-the potential to change.
I see now I was-a-wrong to expect anything out of-a-you other than malicious intent.
...
As Super Somari draws closer to Sometal, he powers down, and... kneels?

...You're right. Ever since my creation all I have ever known is the will to eradicate. To replace you and become number one. But now, I've lost. First to you, then those pathetic so-called "good guys"... then humiliated by that yellow-capped oaf, twice, and finally... back to my old nemesis.
This is the end of the lime for me. Get it over with and quit wasting the both of our time. You are the one true Adventurer.
...

In a surprising twisat, Somari seems to power up... only to de-transform from his Super Somari state as well.

It doesn't have to be like-a-this, Sometal. You can-a-fight for good. Carve-a-your own identity. Koopenstein is just-a-going to use you for his own agendas... and-a-you know that better than any of us.

Somari begins to turn around, turning his back on Somatic.

I'll-a-give you your own time to suggest what you want to do.

While Somari walks to the edge of Rainbow Road, Somatic gets up silently, muttering a single word.

Chaos...

Somari turns around.

Huh?--
BLAST!

Before Somari can react properly, a humongous explosion rings out on Rainbow Road! Through the debris, however... an unconscious Somari can be seen falling down towards the Earth. Somatic, however, seems to be holding a mysterious Power-Star like object in his hand, undoing his transformation a second time.

Thanks for delivering me the Chaos Star, Somari. Not only are you now unable to activate your Super form, rendering you fully vulnerable to terminal velocity... But you have given us the final secret ingredient needed to create the ultimate object of power!

While Triton Bubble moves one space right and two spaces up with a Buster Charge, Aqua Fishtot moves five spaces up, using a Swift Shot on the Metall!

The head destroys the Time Slow, but doing so is hit by the Crystal Eye!... which reveals no weakness to anything.

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While Salvatore was busy talking, however, F. Byleth gutted her where she stood!

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Interesting. This encounter... it's near completely one-sided. MKII simply can't keep up with the power of the Rare Energy Elements. If he remains this far behind for the rest of the battle... it won't be long before he is defeated.

Wario Estate After finally refurbishing the estate, Wario looks at a job well done... with a familiar pair of dual rings on his wrist.

Ah... all in a day's work. The Wario-bots have been repaired, my riches have been not only restored, but bolstered (Eat it, Scrooge) and things have never looked better. Say... I wonder when's the last time I visited Diamond City.

Wario turns to the TV, which has until now been only background noise.

Reports say that a peculiar purple-masked man was seen flying not too long ago. Some eyewitnesses have claimed this to be the very same individual as the Purple Wind, a formerly wanted criminal and expert thief. Here are drawings based off the description of--

Wario glares at the TV, before bellowing.

WAHAHAHAH! And you'll never find him, losers!
(Though in the meantime... he'll have to do as an alternative to Wario-Man for now.)

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Waluigi's Helicopter Hang in there, you guys! We're approaching our destination!

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New Koop City Before the head can counteract, Shadwari kicks it, distracting it long enough for both projectiles to hit him!

Team Bubble will be taking the last one, F5 in Maniacal Hideway!

Bonus Field A silent Prototype meditates...

...

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??? Are you finally beginning to notice now? We tried it the easy way. Stupid stuff like friends and teamwork got us nowhere. We got our way with Ronald McDonald, but what else? This world'll just keep kicking us down for our best efforts. The only way we'll become the person we're destined to be... Is if we use our power to destroy.

Ah, crud. Aqua! We have to end this now!
Alright, boss, it's ready! Let's do it!!

Triton Bubble moves one space right, two up, and one left. Aqua Fishtot moves four spaces up, Both of them using their respective Charged Shots one after another!