AGF, Rainy Day 2 again! 30 damage! Defense -20 again!

Adventure Golden Freddy
Health: 110/200
Status: Neutral
VS.
Primal Man
Health: 70/150
Status: -40 Defense

CRAP. UM.

Adventure Golden Freddy, *REGGAE'D* 'EM UP WITH RAINY DAY 2! 10 damage! 20 less defense!

Adventure Golden Freddy
Health: 200/200
Status: Neutral
VS.
Primal Man
Health: 100/150
Status: -20 Defense

Gonna hurt Copyie with a Thundershock, and heal SSN.

(alsoiusepokemonmovestohurtpeoplebutthatshouldn'taffectmuch)

Actually, you kinda hit Photon Man's weakness, it's explode.

Photon Man, Photon Wave! RESISTANCE! 40 damage!

Photon Man
Health: 30/100 (CRITICAL)
Status: Neutral
VS.
Primal Man
Health: 110/150
Status: [Neutral]{netural}

Do you call that a board?

Allow me to show you the power...

OF COMPLEXITY!

I'll also send out Photon Man!


Photon Man
Health: 100/100
Status: Neutral
VS.
Primal Man
Health: 150/150
Status: [Neutral]{netural}

[type-laser][Photon Man]{laser}
Health: [100/100]{energy}
Status: [Neutral]{neutral}[/type-laser]
VS.
[type-explode][Primal Man]{explode}
Health: [150/150]{energy}
Status: [Neutral]{netural}[/type-explode]

May as well. Just came home after kicking the crap out of a Water Galboros.


RotomSlashBlast is challenging ThatOneEnder(Man) to a battle!

By the way, here's my current deck formation, even though it's not updated in the main post.


DECK FORMATION: Techno Uprising
Adventure Freddy Fazbear, Adventure Bonnie, Adventure Chica, Adventure Foxy, Adventure Golden Freddy, Adventure Balloon Boy, Adventure JJ, The Adventure Puppet, Endo-01, Endo-02, Pulse Man, Fuse Man, Photon Man, Blastoise, Starmie, Magmortar, Electivire, Magnet Man, Hack Man, Mega Titan, Tyranitar, Psi Man, Mars, Jupiter, Furnace Man, Terra, Pluto, UFO, BOOM!, Neon Wasp, Block20, Field Star, BossDrain01, BossDrain02, BossDrain03, Landmine, Sky Jet, Copy Core, Space Core x2, Laser Core X3, Corrupted Cyan SOUL (Idleness), Corrupted Orange SOUL (Audacity), Corrupted Blue SOUL (Conceit), Corrupted Purple SOUL (Infexibility), Power Plant

*Meanwhile, in a fortress on a planet we're gonna call "Nu"...*

???: Alright, gentlemen. Let's discuss how we're going to access the other world now that the Dimension Mirror has fogged up.

???: It's actually simple, Mantle. We arrest the fog for bein' a little @#$%.
(oh crap, "*REGGAE'D*" doesn't work in this world! I'm glad I was able to censor it in time with jumbles of symbols.)

???: 5W1FT U @#$%1N 1D10T

???: U C4NT JU5T 4RR35T FOG

???: 1T5 N0T 3V3N 50L1D

Mirror Mantle: ...Remind me again why you talk in LEETSPEAK.

???: Guys, let us not worry about that, we need answers, not arguments!
hey guise
i gots meh a soluton 2 ur problemo
Mirror Mantle: Ugh, it's THIS idiot. Hey, Ditto.
das shiny ditto 2 u u moron (MIRROR SHINY DITTO)
anyway i got meh a wey in2 da otha wurld
necrocro did all da wurk tho
anyway is liek an ultra wurmhull but it b only able to go to the wurld adn not bak
i tuld yveltal ahed o tom
we gonn b abel 2 git ridda dark taranza and co

???: Yes! FINALLY! Though, we need to be careful, we won't know what will be on the other si-

???: LEEEEROOOOY JEEENKIIIINS!!!

???: @#$%IT SATELLITE YOU @#$%IN IDIOT!

*enough of that, let's see what new cards have- Ah! There we go! Supports! That's slightly cool!*

Name: Swift Dash
Description: Allows one use of Swift Dash. The user dashes into the enemy, dealing 40 damage!

Name: Burning Furnace
Description: Allows one use of Burning Furnace. Flip a coin. If heads, the enemy takes 50 damage and is Burned.

Name: Spider's Web
Description: Allows one use of Spider's Web. The user creates a giant web, causing the enemy to lose their evasive buffs!

Name: Barrier Spark
Description: Allows one use of Barrier Spark. The user generates a shield made of electricity, giving them the Counter status for 3 turns!

Name: Gear Wheel
Description: Allows one use of Gear Wheel. The user surrounds themself in a giant, gearlike wheel on the first turn, then rams into the enemy to deal 120 damage! However, the user takes 70 damage in the process!

Name: Frigid Air
Description: Allows one use of Frigid Air. Flip 4 coins. For each one that is heads, this attack deals 20 damage!

Alright, may as well upload some cards now that I've taken down some minibosses. Seriously, Bombar was an absolute PAIN to take down.

Name: Volt Man
Core: Electric
Health: 150
Power: Volt Absorb
Power Description: When Volt Man is hit by a Pure Electric-type attack,
Attack 2: Barrier Spark
Attack 2 Description: Volt man generates a shield made of electricity, giving him the Counter* status for 3 turns!
Attack 3: Volt Orb
Attack 3 Description: Flip 2 coins. For each one that is heads, the enemy takes 30 damage.
Resistance: Electric
Weakness: Freeze

Name: Gear Man
Core: Impact
Health: 150
Attack 1: Gear Toss
Attack 1 Description: Flip 3 coins. For each one that is heads, the enemy takes 20 damage.
Attack 2:Gear Wheel
Attack 2 Description: Gear Man surrounds himself in a giant, gearlike wheel on the first turn, then rams into the enemy to deal 120 damage! However, Gear Man himself takes 70 damage in the process!
Attack 3: Overclock
Attack 3 Description: Gear Man takes 30 damage, but his next attack does an extra 20 damage! If Gear Toss is used, each individual gear does 10 extra damage.
Resistance: Impact
Weakness: Nature

Name: Frigid Man
Core: Freeze
Health: 150
Power: Ice Armor
Power Description: Frigid Man takes 10 less damage from all sources.
Attack 2: Frigid Air
Attack 2 Description: Flip 4 coins. For each one that is heads, this attack deals 20 damage!
Resistance: Freeze
Weakness: Flame

Name: Rook Man
Core: Shield
Health: 200
Attack 1: Rook Slam*
Attack 1 Description: Rook Man slams himself into the opponent, causing both the opponent and himself 50 damage!
Attack 2: Castling
Attack 2 Description: When this move is used in a Tag Battle, Rook Man has the Taunt** status on the opponent's turn for one turn.
Resistance: Missile
Weakness: Nature

*I couldn't remember Rook Man's weapon, so I'll make it Rook Slam for now. This also explains the absence of a third attack.

**Taunt: If a Robot Master has this status and a single-target move is being used, it MUST target the RM, and the RM has 20 extra defense.

Crystal man starts dispensing fortunes.

(Note: Here's my personal template for fortunes.
Tent-Goer:
: An obligatory example fortune will happen.
Alright, here we go.)

Woman 1:
: Prosperity looks to be smiling down upon you.

Woman 2:
: The spirits have contacted me, they say the future holds fortune.

Child 1:
: Try to stay away from forests. Unless you live there. The spirits don't provide info as to where people live.

Old Man:
: Your back will suffer less pains. It is written in the stars.

Narcissist:
If you want to protect your image, try to stray from ANY swamp, unless you happen to, for some reason, reside in one. Again, I can't imagine any reason to live in a swamp of all places.

Child 2:
Bears are bad news. And so are horror games.

Man:
You will live long and enjoy life. Unless you get shot by demons. But what are the odds of that?

Masochist:
A great misfortune will befall you. Blame it on the president.

Crystal Man does just that- looks for a good place to set up a tent. Plus, this would probably reel in even more money than making crystals.

@MegaBoy : So can you PLEASE clear up what you MEAN by "new pokemon"? Also, how did I say that there WERE new Pokemon? Also, I don't like it when my words are twisted around.

@MegaBoy : Oras didn't include pokemon that weren't in the code of the originals, unless you're referring to Mega Evolutions and Hoopa's Unbound Form. What do you even MEAN by "new pokemon"? Even MARSHADOW was in SuMo's code. If you're talking about Pokemon that already existed that you could catch, in the new game, then that's not new. That's just availability.

@Musical : I meant in the early game. When your lead pokemon takes more than just 1 move to KO a wild Pokemon. Besides, How about that encoutner with the first Nihilego that it doesn't let you catch? Or how about Totem Pokemon? These are some of the key encounters in the game, and Totem Lurantis is one of, if not the ONLY enemy I happened to lose at. These are encounters that test your strength and are super climact-

"Salandit, use Inferno Overdrive."

*1SHOTS TOTEM LURANTIS*

...Huh. Looks like Sunny Day Solar Blades backfired for Lurantis.

Also, by the way, you only get Mega Latios/Latias after NORMAN, not Wattson.

Crystal Man, still wondering why he didn't have Crystal Eye, looked around, maybe there's some info the locals can give him.

Impossible Attack Pattern CONTINUE!

Chapter 2: Story of Evil Accumalation

Industrial Facility (Metal Man)
Pattern 1: Iron Cog Plasma: Metal Man uses a giant guar like a Pierrobot would, and throws Metal Blades while it's moving. Jumping between the two is crucial.
Pattern 2: Walking Generator: Spark Man does as much damage as Elec Man, and the Mini-sparks are as big as regular Spark Shock shots used by Mega Man.
Pattern 3: I'm Gonna Need a Bigger Incinerator: Junk Man's Shield is launched like Water Shield, and his cubes are larger. You can't even REFLECT the things he throws!
Pattern 4: You DO Know Those Things Can Crush You Too, Right?: There are Metal Spikes (the crusher-like things in metal man's stage) in the arena, but breaks in the conveyor belt. Also the blades are bigger.

Sky Ridge (Air Man)
Pattern 1: Fierce Whirlwind: Air Man fires bigger tornadoes instead of jumping.
Pattern 2: Gyros Aren't Very Tasty: Gyro Man can't be hit when he's in the clouds, and comes out with a cloud barrier. Also he can split his gyros into two smaller ones.
Pattern 3: So The Tengu Are in on This?: Tengu Man AWAYS stays in the air.
Pattern 4: Aerial Assault: Air Man fires tornadoes that become electrified and stun upon hit.

Waterfall Insitute (Bubble Man)
Pattern 1: Bubble Machinegun: Bubbleman, instead of using Bubble Lead, fires off a crapton of mini-bubbles.
Pattern 2: Traveling Wave: Whenever Wave Man spouts water, two more join it and chase Rotom, so he'll have to jump over them too.
Pattern 3: Watery Grave: When Pump man reaches half health, he floods the arena to the point where the water is as high as half the screen. However, Rotom will be slowed down even more than the usual water in these waters.
Pattern 4: The Flimsiest Barrier I Have Ever Seen: Bubble Man will make a 3-layer barrier made of bubbles, similar to water shield, and occasionally refresh it.

Underground Laboratory (Quick Man)
Pattern 1: Boomerangs in the Dark: And here's where it's shown that you can't just rely on Cheat Items. You Have to fight Quick Man. In the dark. With limited light sources.
Pattern 2: Get Down, You Fool!: Top Man's AI isn't changed much, though he DOES fire an additional top. However, here's the catch: There's the occasional Force Beam that sometimes fires and is just above the height of a signle jump. No double-jumping here.
Pattern 3: Now's Not The Time to Use That: Nitro Man will leave fire and sparks behind when he turns his motorcycle. Not only that, but he'll also throw Wheel Cutters twice as often.
Pattern 4: Quick Afterimage: Quick Man is not only even FASTER, but his afterimages are also painful to touch.

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/me is waiting for 20 questions to be asked about him

Oh wait, that's not the chat. Crap.

@MegaBoy : Before that, I said, "how can you expect new games from the same generation to introduce Pokemon which aren't even in the programming of the originals?"

@Musical : It's also quite broken when you can just plow through wild Pokemon with Z-moves.

Wow, to think that this went from a discussion about Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, to an argument.

Elementary. My plan is to- *explosion sounds* OH CRAP!

THAT SOUNDED LIKE DARK TARANZA BLOWING STUFF UP WHICH IS SOMETHING I JUST THOUGHT OF!

Let's see, what can I do to take down the idiot from the Mirror World? Stab 'em with a bolt of lightning? Wait no, that's a terrible idea, the guy has incredible stamina! Argh, think, imagination! The one time I REALLY need you! Drop an orangutan on him!? Use an Anvil with Gravity Hold!?Spam the Rail Buster's Charged Shots!?

...Wait. I have an Idea. It involves that old Rail Buster. And a bunch of my Cheat Items.

Time to do this, Impossible Attack Pattern Style!

*meanwhile*

Dark Taranza: Alright, time for the final part of this *REGGAE'D* ritual.

*one overly complex ritual later*

???: Ugh, FINALLY. Do you KNOW how long I was waiting?

Dark Taranza: Look, Dark Mind. We can't let you be seen yet. Hey, I suggest using the Dimension Mirror was a drone.

Dark Mind: ...Fine. But ONLY because the world is not nearly corrupt enough.

Dark Taranza: Meanwhile, Take a look what I pilfered from this world's Landia~!

*pulls out this world's Master Crown and equips it*

Dark Taranza: Yesss...! The power! THE ABOLUTE MOTHER*REGGAE'D* POWER!

Dark Taranza: Now, I need to test this power... I'm going to blow up Prism Plains!

*Dark Taranza warps away*

I said it WOULDN'T add extra Pokemon, where did it say that?

Y'know, I haven't seen any new posts from Proto MK 2 yet. Maybe he realized just how powerful my army was so he just made a break for it.

*EVENT 666 START! (FOR REAL THIS TIME)*