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If Waluigi's unrivaled sense of direction remains consistent... our thief must be on here!
Hey! What are you doing here!?
This guy must be with that Wario fatty! That lame cap and overalls combo gives it straight away!
Yeah! We'll show him a thing or two not to mess with the Black Sugar Gang!
(Black Sugar Gang? Waluigi swears he's heard Wario talk about them before...)
Oh, no, no, no, just hold on a second! What gives any of you the right to try and put me in a trial? Especially since I was essentially kidnapped without consent!
Do you always just do this to people over that your associates have abducted!? Your "Senator Mao" just tried killing me earlier! As a matter of fact, every time I've seen him, He goes out of his way to initiate the most gruesome outcome for those possible!
And now you wanna take my Money?? After your pal nearly killed me!? After he kidnapped me!? I'll have you know I worked good and well for these gold coins! But if you really want 'em!? Here!!
You all are a bunch of loonies, if I've ever seen one-- And trust me-- I have.
Hmph. What amateur do you take me for? I am not without any method of escape... or any former-college roommates.
K. Koop. I need a portal, ASAP.
Not on my watch, pally!
Leave it to me to get paired with the wise guy...
U-urgh!
Not today, sucker!
Hey, S.K! Book it outta here with the girlie! We'll make sure not 'ta let these two guys pass!
Hmph. For your sake, I would hope not.
Welp, much for the stealth operation!
What the--!? Tubby? Why the hell are you even here?
Who else would come to the rescue but someone as dazzling and handsome as myself? But enough about me! It's time to lay the smack---
Now that the Koopenstein Alliance has been discontinued for... undetermined reasons, me and a couple of other fellows assumed the right to act into our own hands. No more beating around the bush like that know-it-all eggheaded turtle dragon. We take action. And our first order of business is seizing this forest for ourselves.
Y-you...
Pardon? I what? It's not as though you have any potential allies waiting for you. We've made carefully sure not to let that happen.
...You really do need to take a look at TVTropes.com and take a look at how many clichés you've checked off-
That's enough out of you.
So, what's next?
Hmph... Bahamutt and everyone else should be complete establishing domination. We'll have to pay them a visit.
Grr... It's those stupid Hammer punks again! I know for a fact they're up to no good...
*ROAR* (U-urgh!)
Look, no one here has the time to waste dillydallying with you. For all that talk about winning, there was one fatal flaw...
...You chose the wrong guy's path to block.
*ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--* (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---)
Phew...! Okay... we shouldn't be too far off, according to the directions, we're almost right where we need to be. C'mon!
Round two, huh?! I think I might start racking up a win-streak of my own against you. Maybe beat MKII's.
If you think you can win so easily, go ahead and try.
...Jeez! I didn't take you for the masochist type, but fine then! Have it your own way!
*ROAR* (No more games! It's time to--)
Talk is cheap, pal! Either put up or shut up!
*Snarl* (You dare!?)
Hmmm... So you wanna join, eh?...
...Okay! As of now, You're official a member of Team Bubble!
I mean, I kinda just attacked you because I thought you guys would be easy pickings. I didn't expect to go down in one hit. But if joining your little-group mean a life outside of this Dungeon, I'll gladly take it.
Say, what's your name? I was never quite told it.
It's literally the same as all the other Disco models. How could you not know?
Cutting things a little short, I'm not quite from around here.
Well, my name's Disco. But if this is gonna be the start of a new life, then I suppose it would only be fitting to change my name as well... Ambience should do.
Perfect! You're one of us now, Amulet!
Ambience.
Ambience!
Boss? I can't keep dodgin' these pellets forever!
I hope you don't expect me to call you boss.
Well, I mean, I am the one in charge...
*ROAR* (Did your ""EQ"" detect this possibility?)
*ROAR* (Hahahah! What say you now? This is the end of the line fo-- hmmm?)
WAAAAAHHHHH! WHY HASN'T ANYBODY PUT ME OUT YET!?
*ROAR* (U-uh oh!)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Uuugh.... Agh, that smarts.
Well, it looks like we got--
*ROAR* (Believe me... the battle has only just begun.)
Hmph!
*ROAR* (Don't even think about getting past me! This forest-- everything in it is now our property! And if you have anything to say about that...(
*ROAR*! (...Then step right up!)
Of course not! I'm here!
In any case, we should be getting clo--
Ugh. Wait a minute... *sniff* *sniff*.... Who's cooking?
...
WAAAAAAAHHHH!!
*ROAR* (So much for a "tough guy", huh, fatso?)
Walter? The
's a Walter? I know an Oliver, though.
Well, that last mook said that in order to reach the forest, we gotta go... that-a way! C'mon!
I bet the wise guy responsible for this is up to no good... er... less good than I am!
Oh, man! Waluigi messed up big time! Hmmm...
Only one thing left to do! Waluigi will find the perpetrator himself, and bring them to justice! At all costs!
Alright, droop for brains! Where's Wanda!?
It's too late! The boss has though this plan all together, and you won't be hearing a peep outta me! So good luck finding them!
Luck?
Why have luck when I can show you FUN instead?
...And then you stop and take a left. From there on out, you should be in the middle of the forest. N-now please don't h-hurt me.
Pathetic.
C'mon! Rescuing this gal and pummeling our mystery man is gonna give you a load of EXP!