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Unpaused Konngara (AKA "U-Konngara", or just "Konngara")
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...of course, that's just what Lulu has told me about Mega City. She's certainly more up and about where I am, so she'd probably have more advice on how to spend time there.
Would she know if it's weird I have this?
Uh...well, if all else fails, she surely knows when the town's less busy.
And I can lend you some things if you need ways to spend time more out in the open. I'd say these are some good reads, and this last thing...it was a gift, but I've never been good at figuring out how these games work.
Been great catchin' up, Elf.
My pleasure. It isn't often that you come to visit anyone in the Crew.
Kinda surprised I got the idea myself.
Well, Re-Class, you know how to find us if you want anything.
And you know how to find me if try opening fire again!
Heh...let's keep that an "if".
I ᔑᒲ ⎓ꖎ⚍ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎リ ᒲ⋮∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑリ ||⋮⚍ ᓵᔑリ ╎ᒲᔑ⊣╎リᒷ.
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...no...
...リ⋮リ⋮リ⋮リ⋮...ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ⊣⋮⋮↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ↸ᔑ∷ꖌ ╎ᓭ ᒷ⍊╎ꖎ...╎ ∴ᔑᓭリ'ℸ ̣ ᔑ ᓵ⍑╎ꖎ↸ ⋮⎓ ꖎ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ , ╎ ᓵ∷ᒷᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⋮⎓ ᒲ|| ∴⋮∷ꖎ↸...!¡ꖎᒷᔑᓭᒷ, ╎ ᓵᔑリ'ℸ ̣ ʖᒷ ᓭ⚍ᓵ⍑ ᔑ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ᔑᓭ ↸ᔑ∷ꖌ! ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ʖ⋮∷リ ℸ ̣ ⋮ ʖᒷℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡∷ᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ || ᔑリ↸ ⍊╎∷ℸ ̣ ⚍⋮⚍ᓭ ⊣╎∷ꖎ ᓭ⋮↸-⋮ᒲᔑ, ↸⋮リꖌᒷ|| ꖌ⋮リ⊣'ᓭ⎓∷╎ᒷリ↸,∴⍑⋮ ∴ᔑᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑-ᒷ ᓭ!¡╎∷╎ℸ ̣ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ᔑ-∷⊣ᒷ ⋮⎓ ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡ꖎ-ᔑリℸ ̣ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ∴⋮∷ꖎ↸, ╎ ↸╎ᓭℸ ̣ ∷╎ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ᓭ⚍リ-ꖎ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑ╎∷ ᔑリ↸ ∴ᔑℸ ̣ -ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ⋮ ᒷᔑᓵ⍑ !¡ꖎᔑリℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷||↸ᔑ||, ᓭ⋮ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ᓵ⋮⚍ꖎ↸ ⊣∷⋮∴ ⚍!¡⍑ᒷᔑꖎℸ ̣ ⍑|| ᔑリ↸ ᓭℸ ̣ -∷⋮リ⊣ꖎ||!!!!!!
||ᒷᓭ. ⋮⚍∷ !¡ᔑᓭℸ ̣ !¡⋮ℸ ̣ ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎ᔑꖎ. ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴ᒷ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ↸⋮リᒷ.
╎ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ リ⋮ℸ ̣ ᒲ⚍ᓵ⍑ ᒲ⋮∷ᒷ ⋮⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ꖎ⋮ᓭℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑⋮⚍ℸ ̣ ʖᒷリᒷ⍊⋮ꖎᒷリᓵᒷ.
I-*sigh* I won't lie, if you didn't stop shooting to listen 4 days ago, I would've just wrecked you then and kept going on with my day.
But you sounded like someone who could do more with your life. If the Fleet or whoever the hell didn't hard-wire what you do into your brain, you wouldn't have just stopped to think when I asked you why you're still trying to do this stuff.
It just...I guess it seemed like a habit you could break. Like you could find something that made you happy, and nobody'd have to deal with you causing trouble, but you'd be free too.
You said you didn't know what I should do. How don't you know?
...I...guess I've been stuck where I saw you stuck.
I was built to be an assassin, and that was about it until...look, I'm not gonna babble on about the whole thing, but I got to a point where the guy who built me wanted to do other things, and I was just kind of...there.
I haven't been doing much but trying to help when people want me to. "Schmitt, I need you to get some artifacts", "Schmitt, we need your help stopping the demon guy", whatever.
Then when nobody has anything to tip me off about, I just kinda...do what I did before. I just look for troublemakers and get them outta everyone's hair. Nothing in between.
So you listen to what other people want you to do? Why should they matter?
I mean, it's less they're giving me orders and more...I dunno, maybe we're friends? We barely talk, but we trust each other. And pretty much all of us have something we do when we don't need to do some team job. Besides what I do.
And they've met people who were being real dolts at first, and...they've told me way better things about what they're like now compared to when they first found them.
...well, I dunno what to do, and you dunno what to do...but they do?
They probably would if they were here.
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Can't we just go see them?
You said you don't wanna stick with the Fleet. Why would you wanna listen to the folks I know?
I never heard the Fleet do any of the stuff you say these people do. I dunno if I'd listen to 'em all day, but they don't sound boring.
...you might be onto something there.
Could you just leave me alone?! I'm doing what you said, I-
And I said anything but this! You can't just do this to every rando on Earth!
It's what I did before! It's what I did my whole life!
And you had no reason besides someone you don't care about told you to!
Why don't YOU tell me what I should do instead?!
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW!!
*sigh*
"Do what you want"...never thought about how much less of that there'd be when I can't go on the offense...
You kidding me? They worked me with a remote control. Only reason I got to quit was because some random tinkerer found my scraps after I got wrecked trying to attack some buildings*.
Oh no, it's way worse being barked at to do stuff. I barely even got to stop for food with K. Rool! I even tried stealing some bulky bomber guy's pizza just to get through the day once†...
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(...I bet nobody knows who they are. I bet nobody cares.)
(I'm the only other one here. I could blast both of 'em to bits and nobody'd be the wiser.)
You have been BORN.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, you keep up with this destructive trash and you're gonna be dead meat. I dunno what you're made of, so I'm just gonna go with the metaphor there.
Y'know what everyone and their mother does in a spot like yours? Wander around and figure things out. You'd be surprised at the kind of folks whose lives turn around just from that.
Long story short, put the guns down and do what you want.
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Hey, that doesn't sound half-bad!
See ya!
Heh. That was almost too easy.
Wait, no, that was way too easy.