@Master Alicia : chapter 4

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

@Nims2DR : you need to add the file type at the end of your link, so basically if it's a png, put .png at the end.

Level up Rhythm more... or unlock it through reggae's shop with neutral cores. I uh, don't know what to do in this situation.

Alright, if we're gonna go and get the plants back, how are we going to fend off the zombies, even if we have a few plants?

Well one things for sure, zombies are dumb, so we just need to create distractions, simple, right?

What if we're... surrounded?

Oh yeah, that's usually the occasion... hmmm...

Bogringo Firgaburgh!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Uncle Dave says he has an idea.

*Crazy Dave pulls out a convenient sack of Plant Food™*

What the heck is that?

This is Plant Food, it's not any ordinary fertilizer, rather it boosts the power of plants making them super powerful!

Woah! That's so cool! Finally, something REALLY useful to take out the zombies!

Well, my Uncle Dave has used it in the past.

Wait what? Are you saying Cr- your UNCLE DAVE has had this all this time, and we couldn't of used it before whenever we were dire situations?!

*Crazy Dave and Patrice stand statically while the logo of Plants vs. Zombies 3 starts to fade in to view and yes I am describing a gif image I am not good at drawing*

You guys are weird.

*Beeps and Boops* Alright, I've tracked down the locations of all nearby plants in a hundred-mile radius; turns out there are a few plants here in Neighbourville, most notably the Sunflower.

Alright! We better hurry before they go extinct!

But what about the Plant Food?

Burgundy.

*Crazy Dave pulls out a pot with a Peashooter in it*

*Do you see where this is going?*

Oh hey! Looks like Dr. Zomboss forgot about the Peashooters! How convenient!

*Nate is starting to become self-aware!*

WABOBAWABE!

*Crazy Dave, Patrice, and Nate run along*



You two better get your b#$%@ a@#(s atta here or I'm gonna start nutcrackin'

oh yeah watchagondoabouit?

I'm gonna make your "eyes bleed" by saying the N-Word

(OOC: YO TGT REFERENCE?????)

Bro I don't think you can even say dat

Erm... Ackshuwally-

You wanna go bro?

YAS CMON STFU ALREDDDYYYYY

your funeral.

Oh... shiiiiiiiiiiiii-

@Foxbow85 : you may need to sell more neutral cores to reggae in order for them to be available. make sure to refresh the shop page (exiting and entering) afterwards and it should be at the top of the "Buy Weapons" menu.

@omegabr : you need to beat dr. wily's campaign to do that

@MegaMan1027 : problem with that is the core types, meaning that each alt will need 19 different versions of them. Removing the core type alts isn't an option, as the developer wants to keep them.

also obviously you aren't the first one to suggest (most?) of those alts

Well, if we are going to have to retrieve our plants, we are going to need some help.

Don't worry! I'll go and call up my niece!

(wan fone coll latar)

Alright! She'll be here in a jiffy!

(OOC: Using PvZ dialogue cutscene logic the character immediately appears)

Alright I'm here! What's the emergency Uncle Dave?



(What Dave said:)

Oh goody! Now that you're here, I'm going to need your help in retrieving all my plants, as Mr. Boss Guy has taken them away again!

(What Patrice actually heard:)

Garble do wabo we hurg!

(OOC: When Dave is alone, he'll speak English, but when he's around others, he will speak Dave Language, unless it is translated)

Ugh! Not Zomboss again... what must he be up to this time?

(a generic boy runs towards the suburban house)

Hey Patrice! What's going on?



Oh Nate! I was going to call you eventually; how'd you know I was here?

You run past my house several times but this time you were dashing away so I just followed you assuming Cr- er, your Uncle Dave needed us for something.

Mmm... Fair.

Rigglefurg!

What'd he say?

He's says he's grateful to have you.

Now that we're all here, I'll start calculating the locations of the plants, and you guys can go and devise a plan.

On it!

Guess we're playing Russian Roulette! I'll go first.

*loads cannon*

*Fires*

*KA-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM*

          o...

*que robot master death*

*Mining*

'ight wein.

Wait, why are we here again?

YOU MOTHER-

We here to like get like a Monster Energy drink that's like super like cool

Why can't you just buy one from the st-

I ALREADY-

*thud*

ohno

wait holdon I just bought a mic today lemme just (*bass noises*)

*thud*


He's here...

*configuring mic*



Alright... there! Hello? Can you hear me?



Sup.



*throws rock at Eternal*

(OOC: I already thought of this but looks like Beta already did it... e...)



*"Obliterates" Kill*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY SH-

Who the hell are you two coming in here like that?

GIMEMRIEGJDHSUIHIUSDJT-

Hell naw.

F*inaudible due to quality*

(A giant van comes out of the mysterious portal from several pages earlier)

*land*

(A man steps out of the van)

And that's another time travelling pursuit thingy done!



I still have no idea how you don't disrupt the timeline at all User Dave.



We can literally go to a taqueria instead of having to go back in time to eat the exact same taco over and over again.

Y'know Penny, you might be on to something... I want to go back in time to eat my taco ag-

*NO.*

Aww...

So... is there anything *ELSE* you want to do right now User Dave?

I don't know, guess I'll just continue tending the plants!

By the way... where are the ones we brought?

Don't tell me you lost them through time again.

Of course not! Why would I do such a thing?

...

Maybe this piece of paper might know!

Wait where did you get... nevermind, what does it say?

Let's see here...



Ohhh! So Mr. Boss Guy hid them all around the world! I guess it's time for another scavenger hunt!

Why was I built? Just to suffer?



*skidddddddddddd*

'ight mon, wear 'ere

Now it iz time to cohllect da monstar anergy dwink

(Controller Disconnected)

...*moves toward DisplayUsername*



HEEEYYY!!!! WAKE THE @&(# UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-

Display Username IRL: Oh my god it's done YES!

(Controller Connected)

Alright I'm back

SHUTUPWEDONTHAVETIME

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uhhhh... cool ig?????????









WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@Nims2DR : they were renamed, that's what I meant. The developer decided that robot master abilities should have their own unique "title" (as I'm calling it), so that's why Flash Man has FLASH stopper, which is actually his TIME stopper, but renamed to HIS name and Bright Man's Flash Stopper is now Bright Burst to better fit him, although this is a different case. Another example is Storm Bolt which is actually Cloud Man's THUNDER Bolt

@Nims2DR : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... that's not a nice joke?

Also Congratulations @M! You're 1024 Jacket should arrive soon! This is a community joke, nobody gets one ;)

@Nims2DR : Flash Stopper (in MMRPG Prototype) is Time Stopper but renamed, while the other Flash Stopper is Bright Burst

@QuintAnother : there are also leftover robots and abilities from previous versions.

To access them, you need to replace the name of the robot/ability in the url (or add it when in the database).

The robots are: rock, fake-man, bond-man, shark-man, blossom-woman, desert-man, zephyr-woman, target-man, hallow-man, prism-man, portal-man, shield-man, laser-man

The bosses are: cache, planet-man, cosmo-man, trio, trio-2, trio-3, duo, duo-2, solo

The abilities are: energy-shuffle, attack-shuffle, defense-shuffle, speed-shuffle

Unfortunately some other unused stuff (which can be found in the legacy site here is left within the old prototype websites.

Cool. Though @GrowingDarkness managed to deal a billion damage as shown here.



But that's with a flea, so you've basically got the power to destroy everything... I THINK????

@M : now get 324 more and then u r coooool.