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The balled presumable entity quickly burns.. It spins, then fires a blazing streak of flame. The General, now in front of Walter II: Elecrtric Boogaloo, attempts to catch it with one hand, then immediately beelining for Walast Of Us 2.
As Walter Second throws a kick at his anomal target, he's stopped short. Another wave of lag causes him to be struck clean ten times, though only one command to attack him was directed. Meanwhile, The General hurls the Sparking Madness away.

This is annoying me.
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The unstable error fires a One Laser, homed straight towards Waltwo. Without skipping a beat, the latter attacks at the same time with his own Eye Lasers Rippling waves begin to pass from the collision, as the chain effect of lag and power output creates more and more cracks in the sub-dimension...

---

Sparking Madness (Flame/Level)- Heightening their own lack of sanity as a source of tangible heat, the user generates a near-indestructible fireball and hurls it at the target. Cannot be absorbed.
One Laser (Laser)- The user generates a ray beam of concentrated laser-energy from their whole body at the respective target. All-piercing (except for a few exceptions)

Wappleganger folds his arms, confused at something. He looks forward to The General.

What's going on out there? I thought I could still feel my other's presence. but it's dimished.
I would place my concern there at a l8r d8. I'm doubtful he's in any sort of f8l condition.
You're right... if he's me, he's not so weak as to be dealt with so easily. what I should really be focused on is finding the answer to a question I've been asking myself all too often as of recent.
Well said. We'll start on your memories... as this whole ordeal began the moment "Walter" came (le troll) to be.

The General snaps his fingers... nothing happens.

Was that supposed to cue something, or?

The General's relaxed expression is kept for a few seconds, up until he squints into one of a rather stern expression. He turns his back on Walter 2.

Something is not gr8t, m8.
♫Dragonball Z Dokkan Battle OST - Boss Battle Theme 2 ♫

A crack in the Sub-Dimension forms. The General closes his eyes in an attempt to locate the cause, but the moment he does, it seems someone else has already displayed a reaction.

Huh--? What... what is is this?

The cracks further. General rears his head, only a mere moments after turning it a away. Through his silence, it seems clear that not even he understands the full context.

You can feel what's approaching?
Yes. It's familiar, but also not. Somehow, it feels like it's calling out to me specifically. I don't know.

The cracks further. Not-Walter seems to regain his bearings, while the General flies over to where the crack is forming.

(I'm beginning to pick up whatever it is that he's referring to as well. Quite powerful, but still peculiar that it would trigger such a reaction from him.)

The cracks further. The Perfect Soldier's right hand glows green, as he directs it in front of the crack, in an attempt to The Perfect Solder's right hand glows in an attempt to in an attempt to in an attempt to The cracks further.

How is this possible?

The General's eyes slightly widen. He air-jumps away, as the crack completely smashes, with something else bulldozing inside.


H,ehehGAB``DGAKJDSG NAKJSG MASGHh-heheh.
There it is again. I can fight off the feeling, but I can tell for sure it has some sort of connection. But I don't know what. Perhaps, just like me, it couldn't keep tracks on my other self and found its way here instead.

The General descends behind Walter Dos.

When I tried to seal and contain the crack... I felt something very unstable.
"Unstable"?

General nods.

---

---

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It looks like it's trying to communicate somehow... but it can't say anything intelligible. I almost feel pity.

♫ Hajime no Ippo OST 18 - Shadow HQ ♫

As the set of qualifiers is being reduced down to a few, Ryo looks around, before finally spotting (and approaching) the figure from before.

Hey, you... you've been standing there, just watching everyone after all this time.

The figure responds.

And then what? I only want to get to know my potential allies and enemies. It's a standard procedure.
That's not what I'm saying. Do you think you're so above the preliminaries that you don't have to take part of them as well?
....You're not very subtle.
What was that?
It's a tad hypocritical of you to mention me scouting other fighters when you're trying to do the exact same thing with me... not that I care. Although, none of these lot seem very wary of me. So I'm not sure why suddenly you are now.
....
Anyway, if you're that curious, then observe and observe carefully. You might even get to see something good.

The figure is gone. In the next instant, he is stading in an empty squared-arena, the only other inhabitant being one of the previous robots.

(Impressive speed. But he can't rely on that under his given circumstances. Perhaps he's absurdly strong, too, but in a contest of strength here? No one will have the edge. And even if he's confident in his ability to take a hit, that will go both ways. It comes down to technique, at the end of the day.)
Mission start.

The unrevealed takes one step, and takes an incredibly swift dash towards the robot who has his legs widened, bracing to deflect. As the figure spins backwards to do a roundhouse, it is quickly parried by the forearm. A gust of wind releases from the impact, but both the figure and the robot remain still after contact...

Hmm.
(Doesn't look too special to me.)

The figure is the first one to make another move, twirling. He attempts to kick at the robot's side, but it's parried by a knee from the robot.

.....
"Show me something good"? All of your attacks have been deflected so far. Are you really as good as you say, or do you just happen to talk a good game?
Take a closer look.

Shrugging, Ryo glares over at the figure, and then his robot opponent. After a few seconds, his eyes widen.

That's...!

The figure fires off Buster Shots, as the robot parries them one by one, occasionally retaliating with their own. At the very last second, the figure closes in with a right hook as soon as his last Buster Shot is warded off... though that's parried as well.

...

The cause of Ryo's change in reaction is finally revealed... as it is revealed none of the two arms nor the legs the robot used have moved ever since they were used to parry.

(He had all his attacks blocked on purpose!?)
All he can move now is a single leg... it's quite unfortunate. I certainly wouldn't want to be in that sort of predicament.

Not even giving the robot a second glance at close range, the figure stares at the back of his hand.

But it's expected. Battle is composed and determined by the two principles "offense" and "defense". And if you can't hope to do so much as either... You're as good as dead.

Out of nowhere, the robot unleashes a forward kick right towards the silhouette, who ducks under. The figure presses both his palm against the robot's chest, releasing a radiant light and blowing the robot away so fast he sends shockwaves while propelling out of the arena!

.....

---

??? (Impact)
??? (Solar/Impact)

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Opera Mimic (Copy)- Using Data Analysis, Opera copies the framework of abilities experienced by any of her five senses. Up to 3 slotted abilities can be equipped at the same time. Opera gains an automatic understanding of the usage behind each ability.
Opera Yell (Sound/Space)- Opera releases a loud, high-pitched wave of raw sound, warping space with it's sheer force and knocking targets away. At maximum power, surpasses a 100 on the Richter Scale.
Perditious Pitchfork (Flame/Cutter)- The user summons a barbed pitchfork surrounded by hellfire itself, telikinetically throwing it towards the opponent. Melts targets on contact, regardless of how resistant they are to flames.
Lever Action (Swift/Missile)- Arpeggio's signature shotgun, made from powerful alloy bullets. Retains enough recoil to force both the target and user backwards (Though Arpeggione can angle it so that he doesn't blow him away.
Space Orb (Space/Empty)- Soul creates a sphere devoid of mass that can expand or change shape without restriction, nullifing and absorbing anything it comes into contact with, including Soul herself. All absorbed objects go to a separate plane of reality known as "Limbo". If used in Limbo, it has the opposite effect, but has a quantity and limitation based on that of the parallel reality she was in.
Sagitta Slasher (Electric/Cutter)- Soul does a flip (forward or backwards), kicking the target and inflicting a piercing electric aura onto them, as well as knocking them upwards.
Hyper Flare (Space/Explode)- Soul radiates a cosmic heat around herhands, using it to create sphered fields of energy around her fists. Upon impact, they release solar-radiation shockwaves with the luminosity of compressed stars. This move is not afflicted by immunities, affinities, and resistances.

---

Count reappears.

Now then. I'm sure you're wondering how--
Why'd it take you so long to come back? 'Bet your ass I did.

The look in Count's eyes slightly changes after hearing Soul's voice. He looks forward to see her, laying around casually.

.....
You broke through my glance lock.

She jumps up onto her feet.

Yeah, I did. And it was damn easy. Stupid cheap tricks like that won't work on me, and they won't save you from me.
.....It was a primitive ability. In retrospect, your breaking out is conceivable. I had accounted for some wild card factors...
...Your... *ahem*... physical modelswap, was not one of them, either.

Opening her eyes, Soul gives Count a chilling stare. If looks could kill, the larger man would be in hell where he stood.

On top of that, you interrupted my fun. I was gonna crush that firey kid, until you killed the mood entirely.
Really? And pray tell, what exactly do you plan to do in order to compensate for those actions? Not that I don't already know.
Well, you wanted me, right, big man~? I'm ALL yours.
...Ghhh. Don't be gross.
I'LL BE AS GROSS AS I PLEASE!

Soul pounds the ground beneath her, sending herself skyrocketing through the air. Count looks up, making no effort to move from his previous spot...

...then turns around, catching a leg from behind a Space Orb, yanking it out...

Nice tr--
!?
Hee.

---

♫ Persona 3 OST - Battle Hymn of the Soul ♫

Opera and Delta stand in front of the house, in front of an all too identical individual...

You should surrender as you stand, please, and hand over the boy... you know I will not cease until I get what I want.

Arms spread to protect Delta, Opera stands in the way against Dark Opera...

I know nothing, besides that I will jump into hellfire before allowing you a finger on him! Your appearance, your knowledge, your origins... all of that is meaningless to me!
Lies. But then again. Denial was always our specialty. Never allowing ourselves to admit the truth of what we are, instead acting as if we are perfect. But hiding it is impossible from me.
Delta! Did she tell you what she really thinks about Scale? About her sister? Would you like to really know all the secrets she's truly keeping?
Secrets... secrets?

Delta's expression wavers as she looks up at Opera to verify what her Dark counterpart is saying. She doesn't respond, and after hesitation, he returns his gaze to Dark Opera yet again.

Yes. For starters, she AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Opera goes soaring away from an Opera Yell.. Delta is (rightfully) surprised at opera's shriek, covering his helmet from the outrageously loud nose from the original, lasting a full half minute.

After making sure Dark Opera is kept at bay from the physi-verbal assault, the original quickly gets down on one knee, putting her hands on Delta's shoulders.

Please forgive me for that noise. That woman that looks like me is... a very mean person. I had to stop her.

Delta wraps his tiny arms around Opera, who embraces him at the same time....

....Before, she was saying something to me... about you. What did Bad Opera want to tell me?
Irrelevant. You have to go now. Behave, for me.

Then shoves into a makeshift Space Orb, giving the magenta robot no time to react, with Opera geting off her knees a second later. Not a second too soon either, as a recovered Dark Opera approaches from behind, being greeted with a duet of both icy words and an icy stare from the original.

I will slaughter you mercilessly. How dare someone as vile as you exist.
So, you have finally gone "mask off", as they say, hmmm? If only Delta, Soul or Scale could see you as you are...

Opera jumps, avoiding a Perditious Pitchfork. Opera tries to return fire from above with Lever Action-via summoned weapons, but more Space Orbs appear from above Dark Opera, preventing her from being shot.

There is no "mask".... I act with them as I feel, and the love I feel for them is real. What I DO NOT love is an imposter, who's sole purpose is to mock all my life experiences.
Love? Is that why you hold scorned envy for your own sister, scorn for the rich one, and obsessiveness for the little one?

Dark Opera holds up one leg in the air, cackling with electricity. Opera notices just in time, and reels back her arm, clashing out the attack with a Hyper Flare. Sparks fly as the stolen attacks slide against each other... until they both suddenly burst forward, Dark Opera's hitting Opera in the midsection, and Opera's decking her Dark-self in the face!

Be true to your own feelings. Ever since that unfortunate accident, you have held a deep desire to usurp her. I know I do. And unlike you, I do not lack the cowardice to act upon it.
So... I would like to terminate her, as soon as I am done with yourself. Your presences are both unruly to me, and the only permanent fix I see... is eradication.
Quite ironic... I shared similar sentiment to you, as well.

A holographic keyboard appears in front of Scale. He types on it, and a radar-like image appears on the motherboard in front of them. After no more than a second... a global map filled with millions of red dots appears on the screen.

Che. I suspected as much.
Oh, no!
Hey, what does this mean?
In easy to understand terms: For every one of these red dots... there is one mirror fake out there like mine... and presumably yours.
I see...
...Oh no!

Scale folds his arms.

We'll have to take matters into our own hands. And when I say "we", I mean "I". You could pose a liability without your renown strength, I'll just send drones of mine to eliminate all the copies.
Pshhht.... C'mon, I could fight too. It's no big deal, and I'll go back to normal with time. I can feel it sorta! And it's not like I'm useless....

Walter swells up, suddenly becoming muscular. His shirt explodes upon the increase of his height, weight, and overall stature.

HAHAHAHAH! SEE? I AM BLATATNLY BOUND TO BE A BOLD AND BENEFICIAL ASSET TO YOUR GOALS!

Scale gives Walter a look, but doesn't say anything... until...

.........As you wish. I'll oversee your condition for now. But if it gets in the way later, I will reconsider. Also, you somewhat remind me of Soul and that charms me.
PLUS-POGGERS!!I'll change my mind if you ever say that again.

You had me curious at the interesting thing, so why not start with that?
My pleasure.

Scale claps twice. A tube-shaped capsule opens up, with Dark Scale inside of it, still reeling from the effects of the antimatter imprisonment. Walter is caught agape by this reveal.

....
I caught an imposter of me. He somehow had a portion of the knowledge and skills I had possessed.
Wow! So you have one too, huh?
You could say that. Still, it was nothing I couldn't handle. There's no person like the real....
....did you say "too"?

Scale looks at Walter, alert. Walter shrugs.

Yeah? I mean. You have a darker looking twin, like I do! Am... am I wrong?
Hold that thought. And what happened to this "darker looking twin" of yours"?
Well. I saw a mirrorAHA!And then he just popped out of nowhere. Then we started fighting, but the fight didn't really end properly. Some weird energy thing between us happened.
It made me feel weird. And after that, he just... up and left. He's still out there somewhere, me thinky. But I don't know where. I can't sense his energy.
(A grave issue. A counterpart of him of all people could lead to a diasaster if left unchecked. Even so, the odds would tip in our favor, assuming Walter is at equal, or at least somewhere around the level of--)

Scale is interrupted by the sound of Walter scratching his head...

I'd probably be toast if we ran it back right now though, hah. My strength's been sapped from this weird residue and it'll take a bit to return. And he's just as skilled as I am, so I'm not sure I could pull a fast one on him...
......
I should have mentioned that before, yeah... but I didn't know when was the right time.
...I'll figure out what to do with you later.
But for now, if the origins of both of these reflected counterparts are connected as I believe them to be... we'll have to run a composite global scan for any other of these clones.
What if they're out of this world?
Then why should I care? I don't make money off extraterrestrials, it's not my problem unless it comes within jurisdiction of the earth.
'KK.

♫ Castlevania Order of Ecclesia ''Sapphire Elegy'' Remastered ♫

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Scale grimaces at Dark Scale's anguish.

Your imposter face sickens me, so I feel quite the urge to shred it from the rest of your head... but honestly, what interests me more are your origins. I'm not going to bother actually questioning you. Because I know no matter what I say or do, you won't respond accordingly.
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So instead, I'll just probe your mind, run DNA scans on you, all of that. I have a feeling I already know what caused this, but I'm curious on the data that I might find in the process.
It infuriates you, isn't that right? I've reduced you down to an experiment. Everything that you once knew and held dear is now irrelevant, as you've now assumed the status of a lonely pawn. You're nothing to me. You could have an additional 999,999,999,999,999,999 years more all spent honing your intellect and wisdom, and you could still be nothing to me.
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Understand? You were doomed. From the moment of your conception, and the moment your feeble fraudulent mind sowed the idea to attack me. But I won't kill you. Rather, I refuse. Instead, you get the dishonerable misery of suffering for as long as I see fit.
This is what happens when any of the repugnant scum on this planet size up to me, the epitomy of beauty and brains amalgam. That degree of futile foolishness is so laughable, it sickens me to my deepest core.

Scale places a hand on his face, saying something muffled.... after a moment or two, he discards it, back to what can be considered his regular self.

I'm getting ahead of myself. Really, I am. But while I wait for results on your genetic composition... I might as well get to an important call.

---

......
.........I thought if I kept smiling like this something interesting would happen. But I'm just wasting away at my own time.
Wawa... didn't I lecture someone for staying in the same place all the time?....I'm... is this what they call being hippo-critical

A ringing noise comes from Walter's pocket.

Wawa? Scale...

He opens it, accepting what appears to be a call.

What's good, dawg?
Mr. Oliver. I have updates on that "project".....
....and, if it intruiges you... something else rather... interesting.. has happened.

....


Walter teleports away.

---

Walter teleports behind Scale.

You know... I don't remember my phone's battery being at 100% the last time I opened it up. In fact, I thought it was dead.
You got here about as fast as I expected. And you're welcome for that, by the way, I charged it by calling you alone.
Sweet.

Scale looks behind himself, meeting Walter's eye.

So. What news do you want first?

♫ Castevania: Order of Ecclesia ost 13- A Clashing of Waves ♫

As John Cena has Snoop Dogg in tow, a knee bangs against his back, propelling him down. Cena quickly manages to roll and regain his footing. Avoiding an Aetherette with a simple movement of his neck. He gives Snoop Dogg, who has separated once more, a reprimanding stare.

For a wiseass, you're not being very smart. I already beat you. If you know what's good for you, you'll quit while you're ahead.
Nah, nahnahnah, fuq dat, man! Not 'till I get my infinite weed that I was promised! Nothing matters mo' than that!

John Cena groans, seemingly annoyed. He rubs his forehead.

Look, I'm not in the mood for any of this melodrama. Can we just stop and talk this out?
Talk it out, huh? And what makes you think I'll listen, you damn brute? I didn't come here to trade words, I came here to trade hands!
You know me, Snoop. If I was half the brute you say, I'd've just went Super Cena 4 and knocked your ass again, or worse. But I didn't. And I haven't. And you know why?
It's cuz unlike Chris, senseless fighting just for the sake of senseless fighting isn't on our agenda. We can negotiate something, as illuminati members. What would Pepe say if he saw us beefing?
"Kek".
...Alright, fine. What would Doge say?
"Such wow".

John Cena cracks his knuckles with a deadpan stare, rotating his shoulder and arm.

You know, maybe I could still go for a couple rounds after all.
Hah. Yeah, ya pretty much already had me halfway into your rambling. I'm just joshin' at this point. I'll hear your little proposition out and come to a conclusion on my own.
Then let's take this over a burger or something. I should be headed back to the flux with you, but I'm kinda famished right now.

---

Walter stares into the distance of the ocean.

Well... he won. But... I didn't even get to fight. it's always been one thing after the other.

Walter sighs.

Every time I feel like I can let go for just a minute, it all changes. And I don't know what to make of it all....

---

He also said we were the same... and that... "this" was all we have... I feel like I have a better understanding, but I'm still not sure what he was talking about.

---

Walter stares down at himself.

I guess I should be stronger now... but I don't feel that much different than before.

Walter balls a fist into his other hand.

That's probably it... my original strength might take a bit to actually return. Until then, I'm handicapped for the time being...
Well... it might make things more interesting.

---

After looking left and right to make sure no remaining Pac-People are in danger, Pac-Man proceeds to dash in the direction he last saw Miru going.

---

Smoke Weed Everyday (Nature/Energy)- Snoop Dogg charges up by smoking, creates a gigantic five-pointed Marijuana-shaped blast of energy and forcing it towards the target. Cannot be redirected or absorbed.
My Time Is Now (Impact/Swift)- John Cena hits the target with an immensely powerful lariat (by the neck if they have one), pushing them backwards until they hit a surface. Damage racks up double for each centimeter until said surface is hit.

♫ 2-Player Vs. - Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (OST) ♫

The Tidew Wave passes, and John Cena is still remaining in tact.... though his facial expression remains strained after.

Damn....
Ya molded energy into the shape of a barrier in order to protect yoself from my Mountain Dew. As expected from da Leader of the Cenation.... But... doing that musta took even more of your stamina, didn't you?

Snoop Dogg puts another boof in his mouth. He slowly begins to puff, releasing a larger and larger ball of energy from above John Cena.

It's over, John. Over da course of this fight, I've inflicted ya with Cursed from my Aetherette, and Bleed, and Burn from my Doritos. Not only have ya strength, speed, and even your energy reserves been split in half... you've been takin' more and more spare damage as this fight has gone on.
I'd give you 15 more seconds until your body wears out and you can't handle the pressure of the form.

John Cena pushes against the Smoke Weed Everyday hands-first, gritting his teeth...

Snoop... you always were one of the craftier members of the illuminati. Even to this day, that hasn't changed. But neither has your weakness...
...you're still too cocky. If you wanted to win, you would have A: Brought more members with you ...Or B: Done it after training. I won't lose to someone so rusty.

John Cena's body metamorphasizes yet again. His hair shortens, going from golden to black. Red-magenta fur covers most of his body, and eyeliner-like patterns appear over his eyes. He radiates with more power than ever, all to Snoop Dogg's fear.

You're right that it's over, Snoop. For you.

John Cena punts the Smoke Weed Everyday up into the sky until it is no longer visible. This visibly shocks his foe.

(Another form!?! And the status effects I put on 'im... they're gone!?)
This is Super Cena 4... if you had kept in shape, you'd probably have been able to match this as well.
How... how the hell, man! I know for a fact ya should have ran outta gas by now!
This form exhudes no physical strain. I can stay in it for as long as I like.
*BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!!*

Hundreds of Air Horns all blast at Cena, surrounding him. He doesn't move and still continues speaking, his voice even overpowering the horns.

You KNEW Walter would've whupped your stoner ass if he was at full strength. Unfortunately, he's the least of your worries now. You have to deal with ME.

With what little power Snoop Dogg has left, he tries to use Obey once more. John Cena quickly delivers a My Time Is Now to his neck before he can so much as think of getting the words out. Various attacks are summoned at Cena as he draggs Snoop along with his arm, but none of them slow him down in the slightest.

Next time, try Smoking Weed Every Day AND Night.

John Cena SLAMS Snoop Dogg on the closest surface possible, releassing countless shockwaves and explosions in the process. The rubble begins to fade, and both Snoop Dogg and John Cena are seen back in their regular states...

Ngh....
I didn't intend on revealing that form so early, but he left me no other choice.... more intel for Chris Rock's crew.

John Cena picks Snoop Dogg over his shoulder and leaps off.

The Weed Residue on Walter should wear off shortly now that Snoop's been beaten. I gotta check back in with the others.

---

Aetherette (Shadow/Wind)- Snoop Dogg throws a cigarette powered exclusively by the dark energy of the Shadow Realm. Inflicts Cursed the target upon contact.
Dadadadada (Swift)- Snoop Dogg hits a looping dance cycle, somehow damaging his target repeatedly.
Chain Gang (Steel/Grapple)- John Cena uses a strong chain made of Katchin on the target to grab them and chain together attacks (pun not intended).
AND HIS NAME IS (Impact/Wind)- John Cena makes a diving slam on the target with his forearm, amplified by Impact-typing.
Air Horn (Sound)- Snoop Dogg summons a comedically large airhorn which produces sound with decibels in the millions, depending on the size. Also physically capable of blowing targets away.
Large Dorito (Flame/Cutter)- Snoop Dogg fires extremely large nacho-doritos in the direction of his target. Doritos produce a searing yet also slicing effect upon contact with the target.
Thunder Punch (John Cena) (Impact/Electric)- John Cena produces an astronomically high amount of voltage and channels it into a fist, directing the electric charge into his target. Cannot be redirected or absorbed by anything other than master Electric users.
Obey (Empty)- Uttering a simple command, the user forces their target to obey their commands by any means necessary (within limits). Can only be used for fairly simple tasks, and has a small cooldown. Limited to donners of the Obey Cap.
Tidew Wave (Water/Energy)- Snoop Dogg summons a wave of Mountain Dew which falls onto the target. Can be used to heal allies, but does corrosive damage to enemy targets.

(So his Dank Mode is on a time limit now... he could stay it in indefinitely the last time I saw him use it. He must be rusty... which means...)
(...This fight ain't lastin' long... the victor'll be determined by who gives out first. War 'a attrition.)

♫ 2-Player Vs. - Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (OST) ♫

Without any further hesitation, Snoop Dogg fires off Dank QuickScope Shots in Cena's direction. John parries them, using the gap in time between each shot to close in further and further on the weedmaster, but is blown back from an Aetherette, releasing a burst of dark weed upon him on contact.

Heh.

Amidst the darkness spread from the weed, Snoop Dogg dives in with Dadadadada.... but sounds of his yells in pain can heard. He's slammed downwards into the ground, now visible again, tied up by chains. Like a lasso, John hurls the chained Dogg up into the air, spinning him around and slamming him underground.

---

Even the smallest of the now scattered islands now begins to crack once again from battle damage, as on the inside...

---

Snoop Dogg is dragged around by his stomach, and subsequently thrown through several pillars and earth walls, collapsing forward after....

Hmph.

Above him is John Cena, ready to bring home a pain plane by way of an AND HIS NAME IS diving forearm. Unfortunately, his attempt is blown back by an large Air Horn summoned directly above Snoop Dogg, with sheer sound knocking Cena back, his shoes skidding against the underground surface. Snoop Dogg gets up and summons three more Air Horns, all the while smirking. Cena turtles up to brace for the immediate impact.

(I forgot how annoyin' those stupid things were...)
*BE-BE-BEEHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!*

---

Hurtling through the air southwards, John Cena recovers, though is still carried by the momentum nonetheless. Sensing something off, he claps downwards, sending a shockwave into the air that propels him away from the trajectory of an oncoming Large Dorito. His relief is short-lived yet as countless more come soaring at him from the same direction.

The hell's wrong with ya, Cena? Don't have your old appetite?

John Cena finesses past the paths of the oncoming Doritos, none coming close enough to directly hurt him but one which grazes the side of his cheek. Irritated, John Cena casts electricity into his hand and makes a U-turn, his speed now tripling.

(Did he forget I could just blow him backwards again?)

Snoop Dogg summons ten more Air Horns, letting them loose against John Cena, who extends his fist.... releasing a powerful storm of thunder and lightning, bypassing the horns and shocking Snoop Dogg in the process!

Electricity beats sound.

Cena plays sandbag with Snoop Dogg's body, peppering him with a maelstrom of melee attacks. Snoop Dogg takes more and more damage as John lays a thick beatdown on him... until...

Hold up.

A mysterious force compels John Cena to freeze in motion. Snoop Dogg floats higher away, not only taking a moment to recover from the combo he was delivered...

*Fwshhhh....*

...But to pay him back. The water beneath both John Cena and Snoop Dogg turns green, but the former individual can only watch.
A Tidew Wave crashes directly into John Cena, enveloping him completely!

Now then, let's get it done with. My Dank Mode won't last forever now that I've activated it.
...You'd tell me that, knowin' I could just stall for time.
'f course. I'm far stronger than you in ya present state... and I know all about the drawback of your Super Cena 3. Frankly, I ain't in the mood to play any shenanigans. Whoeva wins, wins.
....

John Cena transforms.

Yeah, I'm down for that. I don't really care much for melodrama at this stage, either. Let's just make this easier on ourselves and hit each other with what we got without any tricks.

Both of them walk up to each other immediately, standing face to face.

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Haven't used this in at least over ten years.... back when the MLG was at its best. You're somethin' else, to make me resort to usin' my Dank Mode.
You're welcome!

Snoop Dogg facepalms.

Foo'. I said Dank, not danke.
But wutever. Since your last "hurrah" ain't exactly pan out well for you, there's only one thing left to do.
Looks like I'm out of any other options for real now...

Another, feinter aura different from the last surrounds Walter, becoming lighter and lighter by the second, as Snoop Dogg approaches. The Weed Warrior readies a Dadadadada, preparing to finish the confrontation....

*BAM!*

!!
!!

But to both Papa Oliver and Snoop Dogg's surprises... Snoop ends up hitting someone ELSE...

Ouch! My nose, dammit!

Feeling slightly awkward about the accidental sucker-punch, Snoop backs away from John.

Still livin' up to your catchphrase, Cena.

Regrettably wiping a nosebleed from his face, John Cena stares at Snoop Dogg.

Haven't seen ya since Wrestlemania XXXII. Did Chris Rock put you up to this?
Whaddyou think, O Wise One? I conveniently appear not too long after he gives ya'll a warning, and mess with your golden boy over there. Cud it be a cruel twist of irony? A coincidence? Perhaps all the constellations alignin'?
Alright, you've made your point, smartass. Damn.
Uh...

John Cena turns back to Walter.

You did well, lasting long enough against him even with your stats reset to buy time. I'll take it from here. I'll beat him and get your stats back.
...Okay. (Things were just starting to get interesting, too...)

Walter simply begins flying away. Both John Cena and Snoop Dogg size each other up, only waiting until he is completely gone to proceed.

Before we do this, can you at least answer as to why you sided with him? You're a chill dude, even for the Illuminati.
I was promised an infinite supply of Weed.
Ah. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Dadadadada (Swift)- Snoop Dogg hits a looping dance cycle, somehow damaging his target repeatedly.

D-doh! So were you baiting me into attacking you so my HP would go even lower?
Nah, I actually downplayed you there. That kinda technique takes legit skill. 'Sides, 10/10, .1/10, you'd probably be done for either way if u get hit once.

Walter teleports in between two of the Boofttons, and then teleports away from them. They fire Puff Rings at each other that both hit one another, causing them to simultaneously become Blind. Clicking his tongue, Snoop disregards the blunder in favor of quickly tracking Walter's location....

You ain't keepin' this up for long, with only 3 effective techniques.

He darts over to his right, aiming another Scope Shot.... then stopping, realizing he's being baited as Walter is in front of another Booftton. Walter teleports yet again before he can be fried by a smaller Cannabis Boom.

It's not that I don't have more. I just want to get your friends out of the way first. Five-on-one makes this kinda tricky.

Walter teleports behind the same Booftton after he's unleashed his attack, and Azure Apeiron it, knocking into another Booftton that is Darting Doobiehit charging after him. Their collision at high speeds causes them both to be disabled due to their poor health relative to the rest of their stats.

D-doo...
...bie.

....Snoop Dogg watches pensively, taking out a light and igniting it on the tail end of his rolled weed.

Amn. Waste of my dang WE... Or would it be STA instead, since I'm a human...?
Here goes.

Snoop hears Walter's voice, but is too late to do a thing as he feels a fist run deep into his back from behind..!

Shūkyoku no...
Ghhhhk!!
SEIRRRYUUUUUUUUKEEEEEN!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walter and Snoop Dogg propel horizantally, then diagonally, then twirl upwards vertically... as a construct of energy begins to form into a dragon-like creature consuming Snoop Dogg as a whole, before turning into a massive light-blue sphere of explosion and twinkles!

Walter drops down to his feet slowly. He wipes sweat from his forehead, looking at the lightshow above still playing.

Man, that move takes a lot of energy... I can't use it very often when it consumes so much WE... Or would it be STA instead, since I'm a human...?

The explosion is suddenly brushed aside by an enourmous pressure in the center, canceling out the effect.

I guess it won't matter, I might be SCRD...
I was saving this for somethin' else... but that attack of yours was so strong, I guess it scared me inta' this state.

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QuickScope Shot (Missile)- The user places a FPS-style crosshair on the target, shooting them with almost instant speed. Does little damage and knockback, but moderate hitstun and can be chained into other attacks.
Finale: Azure Dragon Fist (Shine/Energy)- Forbidden Technique. Walter compresses and amplifies his latent energy, outputting it and punching it towards the target in the form of a skybeast which devours it and explodes with a billions-of-hits combo. Holds one level of priority higher than Azure Apeiron.

Blast Town (Theme of 80's Boulevard / 90's Boulevard from Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity)

(Have to beat him... if I can't do that, I'll be stuck like this... maybe forever! That's bad...)
(...really bad... what if I lose and go home... and come back to Elizabeth as a baby weakling loser... and Vy...)

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With one arm, Vyolen shoves Walter onto his rear-end easily, not even trying and yet still blasting him meters away with an open palm.

"Infinitely my superior" my ass... what on earth happened to you? You're hardly even worth paperweight material.
O-ow... that hurt. It's not my fault! All my power was canceled out by this-- this weird weed residue thing, and I--
Save it.
....
The entire reason I agreed to psycho-hellish training, endured you putting me on hold, and leaving me with your weird spawn is because I wanted to be like you. You were someone I look up to.
Well, it's more like "looked up to" past tense, now that you're just plain weak. I could literally blow air and kill you. I have no use for a Master who's a pushover... or more accurately, pushed over.

Vyolen solemnly turns away, and begins leaving. Walter can only muster a single outstretched arm, as his only star pupil leaves him forever...

See you... Mr. Walter.

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Ghuh--! Wawa, I'd be ruiiiiined~!
Doobie.

Just in the nick of time, Walter jumps ahead in the air, flapping his arms like a bird once to avoid being rammed into by a returning Booftton. Walter looks all over, seeing that the four Booftton have returned, not very damaged.

I should focus.

(I thought he woulda transformed by now.... Is he tryna' guage my ability first, or's this punk just not takin' me seriously? If he wanted to, he coulda already tried to make a break for it. Shoot, easier for me.)

Snoop Dogg does a shrug with one arm, and shapes one finger into a mock-handgun with the other. He fires QuickScope Shots in a (now alert) Walter's direction, quickly changing the direction of his shots repeatedly as Walter teleports all over the place to avoid them.

These ain't do much, but they barely hafta to disable you.

Snoop Dogg pulls up Walter's stats again to make sure, and yet it still seems Walter is still the same level 1 as before.

You look confused. Those are my two special moves!
And!? You're somehow still sendin' these fools flyin' for a loop regardless! What are ya, a hacker!?
Well, just because I'm sorta strong doesn't mean it was only reason why they worked. I've been training these techniques for about a decade, all so they'd be skilled enough to have these effects.
Really, I just polished them to the point where... well... I don't remember the last time they've lost to another move. So I think I did something right!

Walter teleports again. This time, Snoop Dogg is the one to move as he floats over to the side, avoiding yet another Azure Apeiron. Walter teleports.

Don't think it'll be as easy dealin' with the Lethal MLG as it is for you those four.

Snoop quickly locks on to Walter's location, amplifying his power with weed and bopping him with a knee to the back of the head... but the knee seems to only graze Walter's head, the momentum flipping the latter around and leaving him in prime position for a double-fisted slam to Snoop Dogg's back, knocking him downwards instead!

Heheh.

Snoop Dogg flies back up, meeting at eye level.

I know that wasn't a special technique of yours. What gives, Wiz Kid?
Well. All I did was use the momentum of your own attack, and turned it onto you yourself. On my own, all I would have done was hurt myself. But since you leaned into it, I was able to divert most of the power that would have been used to hurt me.

Snoop Dogg chuckles, chiefing another puff of the blunt in his mouth.

So you used Newton's Third Law to your own advantage...? Cleva, I'll give you that one.
New Tin's Third wha...? Sorry, I just like hitting people.
Hmph. A simple guy, this Wizzle Olizzle.... but if I heard ya right... didn't you say you avoided "most" of the damage, and not all...?

Crud... | Walter Oliver | Level: 1 | Energy: 0.1/10 | Attack: 2 ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ | Defense : 1 ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ Speed: 1 ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼

Just like I thought. You shifted the surface of only the majority of where the attack went... the most miniscule portion you kept, but that's still enough to screw ya hard.
(He's right. I was able to land a good one on him, but I had to sacrifice a lot just to do that... I might be able to hold him off with my attacks, but even if they outpriority him, with my stats as they are that doesn't mean they'll be able to do real damage to him.)
(If I use that, I could probably still beat him. But I'm not sure if it's too soon....)

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Puff Ring (Wind/Swift)- The user puffs out a ring of smoke-like substance that blinds the target upon contact, charging at it in a straightforward manner.
Weed Star (Nature/Level)- Gains two additional hits for every Level the user has, and two additional hits for ever 10 Speed the user has.
Cannabis Boom (Explode)- The user ignites their own weed, channeling the energy to release a tremendously powerful AOE explosion. If multiple targets who know this move gather and use it together, the damage and AOE is multiplied square.
Aetherette (Shadow/Wind)- Snoop Dogg throws a cigarette powered exclusively by the dark energy of the Shadow Realm. Curses the target upon contact.
Darting Doobiehit (Flame/Wind)- Booftton revs up, unleashing the sparks from their boof into flames that surround them as they bash the user. May Burn targets.

Azure Apeiron (Impact/Light)- Walter dashes straight at the target, punching them. Invulnerable and interrupts other moves, regardless of priority.
Blueminescent Beam (Light/Shine/Ki)- Walter fires a blue wave of powerful energy. Invulnerable and interrupts other moves, regardless of priority, and destroys defenses before damage calculation.

So. This the guy known as Walta Oliva, huh? Ain't seem like much to me anymore.

Wh-what's that supposed to mean? | Walter Oliver | Level: 1 | Energy: 10 Attack: 9 | Defense : 7 Speed: 7
Means you're weaker than eva befo', due to that Weed Residue m'boi. Take a look at your stats....
Wait a minute...
But... I still feel kinda funny from the end of my last fi--
--D'aw! That's just mean! | Walter Oliver | Level: 1 | Energy: 10 | Attack: 2 ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ | Defense : 1 ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ Speed: 1 ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼

♫ DIPSET TRANCE PARTY 2. War Ready - Prod. Dave Mcvay ♫


Heard you was looking for a real fight. How 'bout now?

Snoop Dogg snaps his fingers, performing a Mecha Summon. Four Mechas manifest in front of Walter....

.... | Booftton | Levels: 420 | Energy: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 | Attack: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 | Defense: 60,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 | Speed: 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Oh, curse words...!

Walter tries to fly upwards, but all the Booftton quickly surround him before he can even realize it.

Doobie.

Booftton uses Puff Ring. Walter manages to dive inside the center of the attack, avoiding damage. He

!


An exploson scatters throughout the entire island from the sheer radius of a Cannabis Boom.

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Snoop Dogg waves his hands, seemingly not very affected from a safe distance more than he is by the smoke itself...

Damn! Yous still alive? How the *cough cough* hell?
Precision beats speed, and timing beats power. There are subtle tells in the way your little friends act before they attack, things not even they would notice.

Snoop Dogg throws an Aetherette at Walter... and then turns his body to the left, now facing a Walter who has somehow avoided that attack as well.

Also I can teleport.
Good for you.... but'cha know, you'll remain a level one until the one the Weed Residue came from is defeated. And running away from all these attacks ain't gonna make that happen any faster.

Doobie!

All four facing Walter on all sides, the Boofttons all Weed Star. Walter simply teleports from place to place, dodging each combination of projectiles one by one in an unpredictable manner of warping, slowing down only when it seems the Weed Stars have ceased, then flying towards one Booftton...

You might not be wrong there. However...

The Booftton attacks Walter with a Darting Doobiehit but is immediately snapped back with an Azure Apeiron. Two more come with another volley of Weed Stars, but Walter teleports behind the both of them, Blasting them both away with Blueminescent Beams. Another Booftton comes soaring down at him from above, but an Azure Apeiron uppercut knocks the fourth one back into the skies from where it came...

!?!??