...that he could secretly screw with some unwitting traveler with the word Ice in their name that might want to acquire some Cutter-Core attacks to imbue into a Gundam, which happens far more often than one would think. His all-time favorite method of doing so is...

Wow, I joined more than a year ago (on the 10th of March in 2015, to be precise), and I never actually introduced myself, as far as I can tell. In that case, here I go...

Hello. My chosen username for this site is MadnessProphet9999. Feel free to call me whatever you like, though. I chose the display name 'ReptilianProphet' (which I am unlikely to change at all in the near future) because at some point I arbitrarily decided that I rather like Snake Man. I live in the United States, and the only Mega Man game I've ever actually beaten is Mega Man 4.

...and that is all the information I feel comfortable sharing. I have FINALLY introduced myself on this site (even though, again, I joined more than a year ago at this point).

Galaxy Man
Saturn
Terra
Roll.EXE

Granted. The aliens on the other side of the universe have spaceships powered by perpetual motion machines.

I wish for an endless supply of my favorite kind of doughnut.

@TheDoc : Essentially, I Have Horrible Luck. Thank You For Confirming That, As I Suspected That It Was That, But I Did Not Know For Sure.

Why Does Top Spin Never Stop? Apologies If This Question Was Already Answered, But I Do Not Have The Patience To Check To See If It Was.