Joker buys 3 Gym memberships and then enough level-ups to get Prototedd,Rotom,Nintendopanda,Hightower,RadiatedWraith,ch4s3man,Nims2DR and 4040404 to level 41, spending 3 Coins and 69750 zenny

Best man is going to use {setweaponname == Coolpowerfulattack2} and Guard man NEO is going to either use it on or share a large coffee with Best man

Just gonna persona change back into trio and do 3 jevil toss followed by coffee every turn unless i change my mind

Persona change into defense, as many rebounding defense as possible, coffee

Persona change into Duke nukem, devastator 2-3 times depending on whether or not joker got disabled followed by a large coffee

Best man tries to taunt again whileguard man NEO does absolutely nothing (also didn't i have like, 30 extra lifes?)

Persona change into doc elite, defense support, two dark assault, a large coffee

Persona change into guard man, 3 more defense support, large coffee

Arséne goes up in blue flames, having changed into tantalus after the flames went out (Persona change form trio to Raid boss fan), which then casts marakukaja (defense support) while Joker chugs down some Placenta-flavored pepsi large coffee

(ok so before the fight start, there's still some stuff i totally forgot and just didn't leave it to the last moment possible due to laziness:
-2 large sausage pizza (2220 zenny)
-1 large mushroom pizza (592 zenny)
-1 medium mushroom pizza (444 zenny)
-1 kid's toy (555 zenny) (set to trio)
-defense support (from joker's level up weapon slots)
-1 strength beacon (3 C)
-1 guard beacon (3 C)
-running shoes (1 C)
-99 large coffees (118800 zenny)

-total (122056 zenny and 7 coins))
Joker summons arsène and casts Eigaon (Jevil toss) thrice

as the destroyer appears, Guard man NEO summons an armored roller coaster cart under Best man (Guard man's taunt) (and i guess guard can just buster shot or something, doesn't really matter)

Ending up being too late for the next raid, Guard man NEO and Best man join the sidestory

As Guard man NEO is selling the double gear, terraform modules, raid rage and the burning sigil to buy another mansion or something, joker persona 5 pops into existence, pickpockets him and buys 2 growth module EXs for everyone, as well as a skill for himself (which should be 88 crown coins and 1500 zenny after taking the refunding into account) (currently working on the character sheet)

Guard man buys a mansion for 45 crown coins and 68000 zenny and takes all the stuff in there
(double gear, 2 growth module, 3 terraform module, raid rage, 2 stat reset, 5 burning sigil, 30 extra life, 2 impact core, 2 energy module, 5 weapon slot, 5 weapon upgrade, 9 level up, -variable weapon system, high constitucion on best man (yep, high constitucion on a 20 hp 1 def unit, don't think to hard about it)and 30 w-tank)
Guard man NEO's WE greatly dropped!
Guard man NEO's DEF greatly increased!
Guard man NEO's HP greatly increased!

(Just gonna keep doing what i'm doing)

Try to guess what i'm gonna do next

guard man keeps doing his usual crime rountine he notices phantom reggae's extra death
*omg that's so sad, {BEST MAN} play {THE WORLD REVOLVING}
nuh-nuh duh nuh duh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh nuh-nu
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guess we gotta go

Guard man and Best man also warp out

Guard man keeps getting money while greeting the delta warriors
"hey every____ *