Oh boy, it's Blues! What happened to the scarf and glasses?
Blues? You're crazy, Boss Man! I have to stop you!
I'm crazy? Let's show you how crazy I can really be! Hahaha!
We have a problem!
Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you,
My friends are in trouble! I have to hurry to the lab!
What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world...
Dr, you think he's insane? Trust me, wait until the Final Boss....
Hmmm... Alright... I understand. I don't like it, but sometimes, such things must be done... I must make the necessary preparations.
I have no idea what powers you possess Boss Man. Let's hope we find out soon.
I love surprises! I hope Dr. Albert does too! Hoho!
Who are you? You look like a bad robot! You're not going to make the cut!
Bad robot? I don't use such labels, but yours can be Scissor-Head!
That proved it, you're an evil fighting robot! I'll cut you down to size!
Hey, men only! Little boys don't belong here. Go home before you get hurt!
If men only are allowed, what are you doing here? You're a little girl! My grandma is bigger than you!
You big idiot! What'll happen to me if I get fired?! I'm gonna take you down with me!
There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
Ice to meet you! How many words do you have for Ice? Actually, I'll give you and your commander 50 for pain! Hahaha!
The target is hostile sir! What do I do?...Finish the job, Soldier!
Ah ah! Don't run off! Let's have a little fun with my explosives!
I wish I could play a little, but I can't go to the next level without beating you!
Level? Do you think this is a game? I'll show you how fun this game can be with my bombs!
Fiiiiire! Burn! Burn! My justice burns hotly! Evil beware!
Fire Man, I'll light your path back home, but caution: There are plenty of bumps on the road!
By the fire of justice, I am certain you are evil!! Fiiiiiire!!
Well done... but you say good bye here. I might even tell you more about me after I win.
Even more! I think I got the gist of it, you're a egotistical idiot! Does my opinion come as a shock to you?
All that may be true, but don't you think I have evidence for my claims? I'll finish you at lightning speed!
You're early for your appointment. By being early, you have given us an extra 0.3 seconds.
All the earlier to send you to the grave. Your time's up, Alarm Clock.
That wouldn't coincide with my schedule. It's been too late, let's end this.
Hey, whadja come out here for? Don'tcha have a place near your house for fill-ups?
Yeah, but I didn't come for the oil, I came for you. How about you stand still and lose?
Hey man, no need to come out like that! You'll slip all day after this!
Hey, Boss Man! Wily's a pretty crazy guy like you, so I thought you'd want to join our little plan?
I like the sound of this plan Blue Boy, but Mega isn't crazy enough to do something like that!
Guess you're not as stupid as I thought! Wily's plan doesn't include unpredictable fools like yourself anyway!
I see. We both don't want to fight, but our masters force us to. I'm sorry, but I have to do this....
Idiot, Bubble Man's supposed to be in the next game! I'll smack you to next game!
I can't believe an idiot like you made it this far! I need to copy a better robot.....
If I'm an idiot, copying me would make you an idiot too! There is no better robots, for I have defeated them, and you're next!
I see your logic...But the only way to defeat an idiot is to be a bigger idiot! En garde!
If only I had programmed you differently back then...! It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
I may be insane, but I'm not stupid. I would've seen through your plans in a millisecond.
Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch!
Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
Aaach! You stubborn fool! This time I'll finish you off for good!
Curses! Useless piece of junk! Wait a second!...
There's a lot in this section of the script.....
Nuhaha! It's alive again! I'm a genius!
Why, you... Ah, this calls for a temporary retreat!
W-Wait a minute! I promise to be good! I'm a changed man! I said I promise! Please don't hurt me!!
Thanks to the heroic actions of Boss Man, peace has once again been restored.
Even the nefarious Dr. Wily seems to have had a change of heart and is now ready to work for a peaceful tomorrow.
Wait, what's this? The script for Mega Man 2? I'm out! Send Mega Man out this time!
Hmm? I'd never expect someone of your delicate nature to stand against me Roll! You're crazy!
Hurting people is crazy Boss Man! I may look delicate, but there are thorns on this rose!
Thorns are easy to avoid, you just have to pluck it by the stem! Hahaha!
Oh, so you've returned! Have you come back to play with me, Proto Man? We're similar, you and I!
We both may be flawed, but your flaws are different from mine; I wouldn't danger innocent people because of it.
All that is true Mega, but my flaws don't limit me, they make me see the truth! Shame you'll never see the truth...Or anything else ever again! Hahahaha!
We have a problem!
Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots!! ... Nuhahahaha!! That is to say... Hmm?... I haven't seen you around before. That must mean you're nothing special! Nuhahahaha!!
My friends are in trouble! I have to hurry to the lab!
...What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world...
...I guess I was sent here to do battle with Wily. I'll go.
Hmmm... Alright... I understand. I don't like it, but sometimes, such things must be done... I must make the necessary preparations.
You have the ability to camouflage at will. You also have slight hovering abilities. Use these to avoid traps.
...Let's go.
Dr Wily was right... You've been changed into a bad robot, blowing things up at random...
...At random? Hahahaha! Everything I do has a purpose. I don't destroy things just for fun.
Even if it cuts me in half... I will make you whole again!
I don't care who you are. If you're messin' up my site, I'm gonna hurt you good!
...I can respect the fact you're just defending your turf. I won't be long, just going to make sure you're working for the right doctor.
What right do you have to say who I should work for? Time to get punished!
There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
...Do you really think you stand a chance against me? Sometimes even commanders make mistakes in battle...
Uh, what does he mean, sir? Soldier, don't get distracted! Finish your mission!
Ah ah! Don't run off! Let's have a little fun with my explosives!
...A party spirit, eh? How good really are your fireworks?
You shoulda come the day before yesterday! I had some big boom-booms then!
Fiiiiire! Burn! Burn! My justice burns hotly! Evil beware!
...You seem confident in your power. Let's see what you're made of, then.
Your sense of justice is strong too! But my flames of justice will consume you!
I haven't seen you before. I wonder what you're made of?
...I come from a place where electricity is the dominant element.
You seem well built. It almost pains me to have to tear you apart with my electric sparks!
Oh my, I'm impressed that you're here so early.
...I prefer getting things over with as quickly as possible.
I like your attitude. Perhaps we can actually finish this ahead of schedule!
If you want a fill-up, I'm a gonna hafta turn you down. Don't cha even run on oil?
...I'm not here for oil. I've come here to set you straight.
You for real? Maybe I need to set you straight instead. Got to keep it real, know what I'm saying?
Hey, Wily is all about making his robots as strong as possible. Shall I sign you up?
...I don't have time for this. Get out of my way, Copy Robot!
Wha?! How did he know who I really was?! I'd better take this guy down quickly.
...A combat robot eh? I'm a combat robot too. But Wily makes inferior combat robots.
...How can a guy make so many combat robots? This doesn't make sense.
...I must admit, I'm impressed that Wily could copy you at all.
...How was Wily able to copy me? I think I understand now why I'm here...
...You're not even paying attention to me, are you? Oh well, I guess it's time to see what this body can do.
If only I picked you up when we first met...! It would've been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
...You're growing too powerful for the people in this time period. But you stand no chance against anyone from the future...not even me!
Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuahahahahaha!
...Ah, Mega Man, I knew I'd encounter you eventually...
What? Who are you? I don't want to fight...
...Just know that I'm from the future. Allow me to give you a taste of how robots fight in the future!
...Where I come from, even you have taken up arms to help your brother. I admire your spirit to help others.
Then perhaps we can settle this peacefully? Please?
...Sorry, even if you were hoping to settle things peacefully, that still gives you no right to harm the mechas in my place!
...Proto Man? What brings you here?
You claim to want to help others, yet your mechas have attacked the city.
...So what if we have different views on how to handle things? I act as I please. If you don't agree with my feelings, then we must fight.
welcome light, i have stolen your robots to where you cant get them! world domination is mine!
Our Friends are in trouble MetaKirb!
I will do this!
MetaKirb, i have added abilities to your roster of attacks, you still have the
sweet!
hey cutster, what is your weak self doing here?
hey, your evil! let me finish you off!
no im not. you think im bass? i am MetaKirb!
Hey, Mega Man! Catch!
Dr. Wily made his OWN robot master?
And I have orders to rip you apart.
What pretty hair. It's too bad I'm gonna cut it down.
I won't stand down to you!
Too bad, I have direct orders to rip you apart.
Nice shades. Too bad I WOULD hit a guy with glasses.
Careful, one scratch on my nuclear core and we're BOTH done for.
Even if I'm destroyed, at least I'd complete my orders to rip you apart.
(Metal Man comes in. Sirens are going off) We have a problem!
(appears on the screen) Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! (laughs) Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots! (bursts through the screen) Nuhahahaha!! That is to say... Hmm? Metal Man? Sorry, but I don't accept traitors on the team! Nuhahahaha! (leaves)
Our friends are in trouble! Quickly, we need to get to the lab!
Nuhahahahah! Just as I promised, Dr. Light, I'll be taking them with me!
Stop, Dr. Wily! Stop, I say!
Farewell! Nuhahahaha!
(Roll and Metal Man arrives a bit too late) What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world...
(Turns to Dr. Light) I'll stop my old master, Dr. Light.
Metal Man!? (Starts thinking for a while) Hmmmm... Alright... I understand. I don't like it, but sometimes, such things must be done... I must make the necessary preparations.
Your metal blades are an upgrade on Cut Man's weapon, the Rolling Cutter.
(Level-start/Boss Fight Phrase) Catch THIS! (Health Bar Appears)
Dr. Wily was right... You turned into a bad robot, trying to replace me!
Um, RETRIEVE is more like it. Dr. Wily told you a lie, dude.
Don't tell me such false statements! I'll make you good again!
Ah ah! Don't run off! Let's have a little fun with my explosives!
Ok, Bomb Man, give me one good reason not to rip your bombs apart.
You shoulda come the day before yesterday! I had some big boom-booms then!
There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
Freeze me if you can, Ice Man, but you won't catch me.
But, sir... Finish the mission, soldier!
Fiiiiire! Burn! Burn! My justice burns hotly! Evil beware!
Justice? And yet you work for Wily? Your joking, Fire Man.
Fiiiiire!
Hey, whadja come out here for? Don'tcha have a place near your house for fill-ups?
I haven't came here for oil, I came here to take you home.
Gotta catch me first.
You are a strong fighter indeed... but it's time to say goodbye here.
Don't worry, I'll keep you in my memory.
You think you can beat me? How shocking!
It's about time. You are late.
Oh, so you think you can clean up your own mess FASTER?
Don't worry. I'll remember to clean up your scattered parts.
Hey! You don't have a permit to be here!
Too bad, I'm ending your project early.
You big idiot! What'll happen to me if I get fired?! I'm gonna take you down with me!
Hey, Metal Man! You do know that Dr. Light is not your real father, right?
I don't know who you are, but I don't care if Wily's my true father! I will stop his evil plan!
You figured me out? I guess you're less gullible than Cut Man.
I heard you are weak to yourself, Metal Man.
Yes, but as a clone of me, you must be weak to yourself too, right?
Um... Oh. I haven't really thought that through...
If only I had programmed you differently back then! ...It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
So what if Dr. Light's not my real father? So what if you're my real creator? I don't care! I will rip your plans apart!
Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
You seem like a strong robot.
Who are you?
That's none of your concern. But you shall soon serve me!
How did an inferior like you get here? Oh well, it'll end soon enough.
Who- Who are you?
That is none of your business, now be sent to the scrap heap like all your brothers!
The prototype? A really old robot must've collected TONS of rust over time!
What the?! Why is there a robot that looks just like me?!
You're too old to understand how this generation works, so I'll leave you the pleasure of filling the blanks!
Little Red Riding Hood wants to stop me?! Don't make me laugh!
*gasp* How Rude! The wolf ended up in place better than you're going to be after this!!
Sorry, but this fairy tale has the "bad ending"
Cut Man?! You're the weakest of the bunch, so taking care of you will be a piece of cake!
Mr. I dunno, please listen! I just want to stop Dr. Wily!
...Seriously! I would say don't make me laugh but it's too late! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!~
A construction worker who builds stuff? No wonder the Doc didn't hire you. (I know a few of you gets the reference)
I don't think Dr. Light had you in the blueprints, schedule, or construction plan: what the heck are you?!
Of course I wasn't in Light's blueprints; he couldn't ever come up with me! You're living proof!
You're so focused on the mission; chill for a second so that I can beat ya!
Well, actually, that would be- no, soldier! Remember that the enemy stands before your eyes!
Eh, either way, I'll cream you into little Eskimo ice cream.
Boom! You're out already!
H-Hey! That's my line! This party's already turning out to be bad one!
This is party? Then allow me to give out the party favors!
Justice? Why do that when you can be bad and awesome!
I've learned that no matter what, the flames of justice always prevail! FIRE!!!!
Oh how little you know...
Another electric warrior? How shocking *sarcasm*...
Ugh... Why are you so ugly! Only I have rights to say shocking!!!
Was that supposed to scare me? If so, then it didn't work.
I do admit: alarm clocks are useful, but they can be thorn in my side, and you're no exception!
Whether they're annoying or not is none of your concern: your time has come anyway!
I'll enjoy destroying this alarm clock; bunch of revenge to be served!
A robot who shoot oil A.K.A. life. I'm soooo scared...
Then why don't you keep me alive so that I can continue to defeat you with it!
... No
Curses! Useless piece of junk! ...Wait a second!
NOT A CHANCE!
Retro Pikachu?! What are you doing?!
I don't need your help anymore old man, I just came here to teach that robot a lesson. You've humiliated me the first time we fought, but that'll change right here, right now!
PREPARE TO FIGHT ME IN MY ULTIMATE FORM; HERE I COME!!!!
What are YOU doing here!?
(appears on the screen) Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! (laughs) Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots! (bursts through the screen) Nuhahahaha!! That is to say... Hmm? Oh, Bass. I'd like to talk, but you seem busy, and as am I! (Laughs and leaves)
My friends are in trouble! I gotta hurry to the lab!
...What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world!
Alright, Light, I'll help.
Bass!?
Are you sure I can trust you, Bass?
(Battle Ready Phrase) Bring it on!
Dr. Wily was right! You are a bad fighting robot!
You are correct, but since Dr. Wily was my creator, doesn't that make HIM evil?
You're lying! I shall make you good!
Ah ah! Don't run off! Let's have a little fun with my explosives!
I have no time for fun, Bomb Man. I want to have a word with Wily.
You shoulda came the day before yesterday! I had some big boom booms then!
There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
Are you... talking to yourself? Hah! This makes it easier.
The target is hostile sir! What do I do?...Finish the job, Soldier!
Fiiiiire! Burn! Burn! My justice burns hotly! Evil beware!
You should beware me, Fire Man.
By the fire of justice, I am certain you are evil!! Fiiiiiire!!
Hey, whadja come out here for? Don'tcha have a place near your house for fill-ups?
Very funny. I didn't came for oil, I came for you.
Sorry, I'm not your oil type. I'm the type that can take you down.
You are a strong fighter indeed... but it's time to say goodbye here.
Here? I'd rather do it right before I blow you up.
You think you can win? How shocking!
Impressive. You are early for your appointment.
Appointment? The only appointment I have is with Dr. Wily.
Really? It'll be a shame if you become late.
Hey! Men only! Go home before you get hurt!
I'm closing down your little project, Guts Man.
You big idiot! What'll happen to me if I get fired?! I'm taking you down with me!
Bass, you made it.
Mega Man? Wait, you're not Mega Man!
The name's BtMan, and YOU are in danger of failure!
Locked on target!
I don't care what's going on here, get out of my way!
A good soldier never gives up!
You are not the strongest robot. I am!
Is that a challenge? Finally, an opponent that matches my power, strength, and all!
I couldn't agree more.
If only I had programmed you differently back then! ...It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
Silence, Doctor! I was made to destroy Mega Man... and you got in the way!
Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
Well, if it isn't Roll!
What are you doing, Bt Man?
I should be asking the same question.
I knew you were coming, Proto Man. I can hear your whistle from a mile away.
Then you must know to be careful not to reach my core.
My name's Bt Man, not Ensure-nothing's-left Man!
Hey there Cut Man! How were you?
How... WERE I? What does that mean?
It means you never arrived. At least, nobody will think you were.
Hey, Bomb Man! I thought I heard fireworks coming closer!
What did you think they were?
An actual threat.
I was wondering how it got colder in here.
Where is your winter jacket then?
In my hands!
No wonder it got warmer. Don't you know what happens when you play with fire?
Prepare to be burned by the flames of justice!
This is no game of hot and cold, it just became hot and RED HOT!
Ok, Oil Man. If you wanted to be destroyed, you could've just gone to Fire Man's area.
Wow, that must'a slipped outta the tongue.
And how could that sentence of yours do the same?
Elec Man? How SHOCKING that you came here!
Hey, electric puns are supposed to be MY thing!
So? Like you'll be around to hear my other ones.
HeyTimeMan!
...What was that?
Me practicing fast speed so Time Slow won't matter.
Guts Man on break from work? I thought I'd never see the day.
What makes you think that I'm not doing my job?
Whoops, I was supposed to say that AFTER I beat you. My bad.
Suuuuure you will...
Mega Man! You have arrived! I am Bubble Man, and I'll send you to Davy Jones' locker!
I don't want to fight... You don't look so strong, really...
Of course you say that. I'll show you, I'll show them ALL! MY NAME SHALL BE REMEMBERED!
We have a problem!
Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily! The one and only - the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! (Laughs evilly) Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots!! (busts in) Nuhahahaha!! That is to say... Hmm?... What's this? Oh, Bubble Man... Not only did you betray me, you are also weaker than ever! Get out of my sight! Nuhahahahah!
My friends are in trouble, Bubble Man! Quickly, follow me to the lab!
...What insanity! Using my robots to conquer the world...
My old master won't get away with this. I'll send him to Davy Jones' Locker!
Bubble Man?! (starts thinking) Hmmm... Alright... I understand. I don't like it, but sometimes, such things must be done... I must make the necessary preparations.
You have the ability to swim. Also, your Bubble Lead rolls around the ground. You can shoot out 3 at a time.
*Starter phrase* You swam the wrong sea!
Dr. Wily was right! You are a bad robot!
Cut Man, come with me calmly. We both don't want to fight each other...
I'm sorry, Mr. Bubble Man, but I won't let you get away with your crimes! I'll make you good again!
Ah ah! Don't run off! Let's have a little fun with my explosives!
Those bombs... they're powerful enough to destroy cities! I'll have to put out the flames before they go off!
Hey, why must YOU have all the fun?
There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all costs, soldier!
Ice is pretty much frozen water. Thus your moves won't have any effect!
He seems to make a point, sir... Don't disobey, soldier!
Fiiiiire! Burn! Burn! My justice burns hotly! Evil beware!
Don't you know what happens to fire underwater?
You can't extinguish the Flames of Justice! Fiiiiire!
Hey, You'd better go somewhere else if you want oil. Don'tcha know that oil and water doesn't mix well?
I'm not here for oil. I'm here to take you home.
Heh. your gonna have a splash with that.
How shocking that you made it this far. Too bad that it all ends now.
This won't be a fair fight, but I'm not giving up!
Mmm... To watch my bolts fly to the top of your head... To hear your delightful shrieks...
Hmph. About time, you are late for your appointment.
Your late for YOUR appointment to DAVY JONES' LOCKER!
Sorry, but even if I DID, I'd always be on time.
Hey! We have no room for wimps like you! Get out, if you know what's good for ya!
You'll pay for that remark! I'm taking down this little project of yours!
You big idiot! What'll happen to me if I get fired!? I'm taking you down with me!
Bubble Man!? Still think you aren't the weakling we say, do you?
Brother... You won't get away with this.
BROTHER!? HA! You are NO LONGER any brother of mine. For your betrayal, I'll rip you to shreds!
Hey, Bubble Man! Wily said he wants to upgrade you. All you have to do is join, like I did.
I don't know who you are or what kind of idiot you take me for, but I'll send you to Davy Jones' Locker!
Look, man. Wily was serious about that, but if you don't accept, then this battle will end quickly.
Heh, though I'm designed to be like you in all ways, even how you think, I think Wily could've picked a STRONGER robot to copy.
For that remark, I'll send you to-
If anyone's going to Davy Jones' Locker, it's going to be YOU.
If only I had programmed you differently back then! ...It would have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!
For years, everyone has called me WEAK. But I have overcome even the stronger opponents! And now, it's YOU that'll pay!
Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!
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