ATTENTION, MAGGOTS! WE ARE HERE TO DOMINATE YOU IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE!
Puny weaklings fight like BABIES! It's time that Heavy and his friends show you how to fight for REAL!
Ack... What my friends here are trying to say is, we're willing to challenge you to a friendly little battle. We've been told of your... past encounters, and I think it stands to reason that you might be in need of some assistance.
Mmph! Mmph mmmmmph!
Be sure to bring only 8 of you, though; This isn't a Tea Party you're being invited to.
And the 8 o' ye that do make it, make sure to know who yer dealin' with. 'Lest ye wanna return back to yer friends in a paper bag!
We'll be waiting for you guys in Teufort. If you don't know where it is, then... Well, I'm sure at least one of you have some kinda fancy GPS you could use.
Just try not to make it a waste of our precious time. If you manage to make it out, be sure you make it out having learned something.
Later, chuckleheads! Try not to be late, alright?
Where ever you are heading do not wait for me, I have....something i need to complete, you are more than welcome to join me.
Perfect.
...Is it just me, or is the ground vibrating?
Oh good, people followed, allow me to just-
The money grabber and his...strange friend, here to loot these lands rather than helping?
Someone new, i'm suprised you didn't blindly follow the others in whatever their quest was.
And who else but the bold swordsman, You came here for a challenge, correct?
Indeed, the tremors you have felt,the drop in temperature, the overwhelming feeling of dread you should be feeling, they are the tell tale signs of 4 mechanical beasts that have laid dormant for eons, only now they shall be awoken.
The time is now, make peace with your gods. For the night has just begun.
Someone debuff this thing before it murders our faces!
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