
ing censor them, you
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! (It also makes the swearing funnier)
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Wh... what? What... is this...?
...I don't think we've seen a single settlement here. Are you sure there even are any?
If there weren't, why would we be looking for them?
Because you're an idiot who refuses to admit they're in the wro-
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A-
huh? this isn't that weird factory-
...What are you staring at?
, by the way!




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So...this is the afterlife.




Hmm...so this is a warp. Looks...odd.


...?
Cease.
Identify yourself.
Cease!
Yep, this isn't Kansas anymore-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...Bust. You can stop screaming now. You're not falling, something suspended you in midair.
Oh.
Wait, are you doing this, Blitz? It feels pretty neat, actually.
Nope. It's probably some sort of reality glitch. We were warned they'd be common around here, remember?
...I'm not convinced that's it, actually...
I also don't think we're alone.
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(Are we just gonna stand here?)
(Until it does something, I guess. Not like it stands a chance against us in a battle, even if it makes the first move.)
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(...Is this going to happen a lot?)
(I dunno.)
(I can't believe the big cheese thought moving here would be a good idea.)
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Uh... hi? Nice momentum manip.
Good white...
Hm...
I must ask, you two, do you happen to be exiles?
Apologies, though you really smell nothing like a native...
"Good white"? Is that like a-
Makes sense.
Actually, stupid as it sounds, we're looking for a place to move in.
Yeah, our boss recently retired and said they want to spend their retirement here of all places, so we're looking for a cozy spot. Preferably somewhere with people who won't immediately try to maul us.
Would you happen to know somewhere like that?
...Scanners not picking up any names.
Cease your speaking. What business do you have here?
I seem to have taken a wrong turn. Do you know what zone this place is?
You come to my domain, my home, my kingdom and you dare ask me it's name as if I was some, some peasant you could find on the street?!
Apologies. I didn't intend to intrude upon your land, I...more or less, appear to have gotten myself lost.
How could you possibly be lost when you are standing before the throne room of King Talasanderbyte the Fiftheen! Are the robes, the guards, the rosewine swirling around in thy cup not enough to indicate this!?!
My vision may not be as well...suited to this place as yours.
Ah, that explains it then. Surely otherwise you would be blinded by the majesty of this world and the efforts of the Sanderbytes. Wait one moment.
Grandest Vicar! Bring the Expanding Interperor!
Here, wield the Expanding Intervenor to unsheathe your orbtialicus.
I...I'm sorry. Is there a dial or a code I must speak for it to activate or-
Im-impossible! You lie! The Expanding Intervenor should let you see the world as it truly is without delay! Unless...
Unless...yes, I see it now. Those colors, that lifelessness in your eyes, your referral to this place as a zone. It's means only one thing.
You are a mainframer!
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