I found something...
I swear if it's another flower...
Really? Where?
What? It's just junk!
Not that. Look what I picked up!
Hey! This should fetch a good price, no?
Hmm...you know, this button looks like a honeycomb. Seriously look!
It...lit up?
Hey! Ow... What did you do that for?
I may of just saved your life bud. It looks like a bomb, no?
Get down!
Hey, I know you're looking for cool and pretty metallic flowers and all, but let's just grab our stuff and go. Now.
Why?
Hmm...That's a good question. How about the fact that a potential death trap just rose out of the ground, huh!? Now come on!
...Ha. It's funny... No matter how far away from home I get, the memories of what happened still linger... Facing off against a villainous ghost, when suddenly, the entire universe comes to a complete halt... And yet, somehow, despite it having consumed practically everything else, the Void has chosen us... To be the ones that remain, wandering lost in the multiverse forever...
...Over time, as I become more incapable of finding a place for us to belong, I begin to learn... Secrets. Of this very multiverse. Ones that I was never meant to know... And yet, unlike what would happen with most people, I am somehow still sane regardless.
...Even still... It changes not the fact that I am too late... I am now devoid of the ability to truly link myself to a new universe... And that's when it happened. The end of another world... And now, thanks to the actions of a collection of universes wiped from the memories of the other people of this multiverse... Another version of myself and his friends are stuck wandering the multiverse, looking for a world to link their existences with.
...But I have hope for them. Much like I have hopes for myself... I may not be able to link my existence to a new world, but I can still find a future for myself. Nothing will change the fact that I was, and always will be, the first.
...I am Beta Man Z... the Original Beta Man.
Yeah, yeah, that's great. Could we PLEASE stop boring people with the monologuing?
Stop. Just... Just stop. I do not wish to listen to your pathetic attempts at being dramatic. I am Ninja Man Z. That is all they need to know.
Oh, come on, Ninja! Don't you think that it would be fun to be a little dramatic?
..........No.
Why are we even here, anyways? Did you just let the Void drift you off somewhere again!?
I ensure you, my shinobi rivriend-
Just "rival". Never use the word "rivriend" ever again.
...My bringing us here is completely intentional. I think we might just find a purpose here, I just feel it...!
Suuuuure we will. Like that Roboenze infection? We certainly helped a LOT with that.
No, I really mean it. I have a good feeling about this one, just trust me.
...Fine. But we won't find any action just standing around on a rooftop. Let's go into town and see what we can find.
*Deactivates Narration Mode* Am I REALLY going to partake in another "Absurd Roleplay"? Let's just hope this one is more controlled and dignified...

We are the Mega Man Killers! and we shall never be seperated!
...Hm... The town seems to be rather empty, doesn't it? Maybe it's a sign...
A sign of what? That we're doomed to wander aimlessly across the multiverse for all of eternity?
What? No! Nothing like that!
It's a sign that we should probably take a break for a while. You know, we spent so long trying to find a new universe to call home, being lost in time and space, trying to find our world's Sergeant Man, and worrying about the versions of ourselves who are currently just about on the same boat, we haven't exactly found the time to relax and take it easy for a while!
So? Tell me ONE good reason we should just goof off in a world we know nothing about!
Alright then, how's THIS for a good reason: If you don't focus so much on our current situation, you'll be less likely to go mad from it.
...Fine. Let's start by finding a place to rest for the night.
Halt. Passport?
...
Alright, sure, let me just-
NOW HOLD ON THERE! WHAT DO YOU-
...Oh, er, excuse us for a moment.
(What do you even think you're DOING!? As far as he would be aware, our passports could come off as fake! ...Do we even HAVE those anymore? Or in the first place!?)
(Well, of course! That's why I had us be made Passports that match THIS world's!)
(Isn't that right, Reaper?)
(... *Ahem* I said, isn't that right, Rea-)
(Oh, come on, Reaper! Just do us this one favor! Please?)
(Huh? Well, ok. What is it?
(...Just that? It's Beta Reaper, of course! ...Right?)
(...I... I don't think I really understa-)
(...Something tells me this is because of more than just the name change.)
(...Full Release Man?)
SHADOW! MY NAME IS BETA SHADOW! S! H! A! D! O! W! And until ALL you remnants learn to RESPECT that, I will be giving you NOTHING! And considering that involves the past two versions of Rotom, which I don't even know WHERE one of them is, and the other is practically just GONE, and either way BOTH of them are jerks who most likely don't care? Good luck EVER convincing me to help you out of ANY situation you run into during this experience.
(...Well, then. That guy certainly has issues.)
(Well, there goes THAT plan. Guess we're going to have to find our resting place OUTSIDE of city limits...)
Sorry, officer, but we seem to have misplaced our passports somewhere... We're gonna go head back to where we were and see if we could find them... Oh, and uh, no need to help us or anything... I'm sure we'll be able to find them on our own.
Uh, BUT! If for... Whatever reason, we don't exactly return here later, it's because we, uh... Decided to take our business elsewhere. FAR elsewhere... Like, away from any city elsewhere.
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