

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)

...OW, who else has a severe headache, or is it just me? And why's it feel so familiar..?
Whew, glad you aren't a pile of scrap, otherwise I'd probably have to punch that wall in its little wall face.
(Last I checked, most walls don't have faces...)
Wait, did you say "scrap" or something like that? I'm pretty sure that's not how humans work.
Well I'M pretty sure humans are just a myth. A conspiracy theory. A Tinfoilus Maximus.
How about the fact that there's a human standing right in front of you?
...Where?
I was OBVIOUSLY referring to myself.
Pfft... Nice try, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that one before!
I'm SERIOUS!
Hi Serious, my name's Mondegreen!
Am- ..Am I getting trolled hardcore?
Probably! Though, seems like I may or may not have messed with you before, for some reason!
Yeah, I feel like we've been in this exact conversation before somehow. Anywho, My name isn't "Serious". It's Enayrk.
Huh. Weird name, but I'll roll with the punches! Anyway, from this day forward, YOU'RE my partner-in-crime!
Wait, WHAT!? I don't recall signing any contract for this! Besides, what makes you think I'd willingly associate myself with a supposed criminal!?
Aww, too bad that wasn't a question.
...ALRIGHT. JUST... PLEASE DON'T DO THAT THING WHERE YOU'RE REALLY INTIMIDATING EVER AGAIN. IT'D MAKE MY DAY.
Nice! Glad you see it my way! Now let's go prank all those snobs over at that dumb Richly Courtyard place that just opened up!
...How is pranking people illegal, again?
Not sure! Now get on that field so we can mess with people!
Enayrk
Mondegreen

Some kind of... Fire man Bootleg.
Sharcrop (Legacy/Classic Soren)
Soren X (Alternate Chaos Zone Universe)
SYS:Spade Online. Ready to Engage.
SYS:Diamond Online. Ready to Support.
Location: Wintry Courtyard.
Warping you there now. Good luck.
...We're going to need it.
...GREETINGS. I AM DESIGNATED AS PI ANDROID. WELCOME TO ROLEPLAY "Robot Master Mystery Dungeon".
UNFORTUNATELY, USER "Beta Shadow" CANNOT BE PRESENT RIGHT NOW. AS SUCH, I AM HERE TO SERVE IN HIS STEAD AS THE TUTORIAL GUIDE.
THIS TUTORIAL SERVES TO ALLOW RETURNING PLAYERS TO REFRESH THEIR MEMORY ON HOW THE GAME WORKS, AS WELL AS TO EDUCATE THE NEWCOMERS- OR SINGULAR NEWCOMER, IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE- ON THE SUBJECT.
...THIS IS THE GAME MAP. MORE SPECIFICALLY, THE MAP OF LOCATION "Gentle Countryside", WHERE SUBJECT "Team Bubble" IS CURRENTLY LOCATED.
THE PLAYER'S GOAL IS EITHER TO REACH THE STAIRCASE LEADING TO THE NEXT FLOOR OF THE DUNGEON, OR TO CLEAR THE DUNGEON'S OBJECTIVE, WITH IMPORTANT FACTORS FOR SAID ACHIEVEMENT BEING MARKED WITH A STAR. IN THIS CASE, THE GOAL OF THE FLOOR IS BOTH.
YOU START OFF BY MOVING YOUR CHARACTERS A PARTICULAR NUMBER OF SPACES DEPENDING ON YOUR SPEED. EVERY 2 SPEED ALLOWS YOU TO MOVE ONE SPACE IN A CARDINAL DIRECTION.
FROM THERE, YOU MAY CHOOSE TO EITHER ATTACK AN ENEMY (DEPENDING ON THE RANGE OF YOUR ATTACK; SEE FILENAME "Weapons Database" FOR MORE INFORMATION), USE AN ITEM (SHOULD YOU HAVE ONE), OR SIMPLY HAVE THAT CHARACTER WAIT ON THE SPOT. YOU MAY ALSO CHOOSE TO DO ONE OF THESE ACTIONS WITHOUT MOVING, BUT DO NOTE THAT DOING THIS FORFEITS YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE ANY FURTHER MOVE.
ONCE ALL PLAYERS HAVE MADE THEIR MOVE, THE ENEMY SIDE SHALL DO THE SAME. AFTERWARDS, IT SHALL BE THE PLAYER'S TURN ONCE AGAIN.
THE CASE IS THE SAME FOR LOCATIONS "Maniacal Hideaway", "Wintry Forefront", AND "Richly Courtyard". GOOD LUCK.

H-huh...? Wonder why I'm here... meh. I'll just go two spaces forward...
Fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ire! He goes 4 steps upwards...]{
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