

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)
If you all valued your lives, you would have hid in those miserable shells you called "hard hats". But then again, I wouldn't expect any less from fickle cowards.
Ah, it sure is a good feeling, having beaten a fortress boss. I don't think I'll be going to Oil Wells soon, since Shark Man and Watcher aren't gonna do much good there.
This mission in Steel Mill to hunt down a Lightning Lord sounds doable, though. Who knows, maybe we'll also find a Flame-type to recruit there.
...OW, who else has a severe headache, or is it just me?
Whew, glad you aren't a pile of scrap, otherwise I'd probably have to punch that wall in its little wall face.
(Last I checked, most walls don't have faces...)
Wait, did you say "scrap" or something like that? I'm pretty sure that's not how humans work.
Well I'M pretty sure humans are just a myth. A conspiracy theory. A Tinfoilus Maximus.
How about the fact that there's a human standing right in front of you?
...Where?
I was OBVIOUSLY referring to myself.
Pfft... Good one.
I'm SERIOUS!
Hi Serious, my name's Mondegreen!
Am- ..Am I getting trolled hardcore?
Probably! Though, you seem like a master troll yourself, Serious!~
My NAME is Enayrk, not Serious! Now if you're going to keep messing with me, I'm just gonna head in that direction.
WAIT, NO, DON'T GO THAT WAY, THAT'S WHERE THE CLOCK CITAD-
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of myself blatantly disregarding anything you say to me no matter how urgent it is.
(Crap, I can't let him go in there alone! Right now, he's Level 1! Then again, so am I, but that's beside the pit of lava with a 1-up at the edge and a disappearing block section above it! Whatever, I gotta go into town and legally steal as much useful stuff as possible first, and I do that by BUYING them, with ZENNY!)
(Ugh, that's right, I blew pretty much all of it on that broken-down dishwasher that Crystal Man guy conned me into buying. Whatever, guess I'm going in there with the bare minimum!)
Enayrk
Mondegreen
Ah, good, you are on time. Let us make haste; My schedule is very strict, after all.
In an Escort mission, your goal is to help the client- Time Man, in this case- reach the designated floor. During these missions, the client will act as a part of your team... But will still be controlled by me. And should he be disabled, the mission WILL be failed, and you WILL be booted out of the dungeon, and WILL need to start all over again.
So, let’s just hope your trip through the jungle goes better than pokepoo’s.
You the guys my brother sent? I TOLD him I didn’t need a guide just because I want to explore the “””Dangerous””” trash incinerator dungeon, but he just couldn’t listen! If it was the arctic forest, maybe, but this is ridiculous! And it’s only to the next floor! Just ONE floor! For once, I wish my brother could just accept that I can do things on my own... Whatever, I guess. Let’s just get done with it quickly.
Whoa. Is it getting hot in here, or is it the fact that there’s Lava in this dungeon?
Lava is like Water (which doesn’t make sense considering they’re pretty much opposite); Lava cannot be walked on unless you are Flame Core. (Of course, those with Hover go over these no problem.) Please make no attempts to swim in the molten magma.
...And for what reason, exactly, did you decide to spend our recently-earned Bolts simply to change into your masked form?
Well, I WAS going to go for my Omega form, but then I realized it wouldn’t come with the benefits of that form.
That is not what I meant.
Right. Moon Jump, Techno, go head for that Cut Man down there, will you? And Techno, charge up your buster while you’re at it.
...
At once, my master.
It just feels right.
His signature weapon, and it only does so little... How sad. This should be a simple matter for the two of them.
Wait, really? Since when could they do that?
Well, we’ll just see if that Cuts Man will even have the chance to pull off a Cutter Buster.
...
That’s fine, I’ll just need to arrange to never meet you in person ever.
looks like we're a little bit late!
well, i guess it's our time to shine....i guess.....
Nitro Man
Turbo Man
Quickly it is.
Pfft--
Stop laughing and pay attention! This is a serious mission!
Hard not to when I've seen three-toed sloths that move faster than you.
.......
Et tu, Junior?
This looks to be quite simple. A "piece of cake", as would be described by others.
And yet, I do wonder what would have been had I chose any other of these CRN numbers he was adamant on keeping dormant.



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Now, remember, little bro: In a battle, whenever you see an enemy...
...Make absolutely SURE you can take them out in one hit. If you can’t, don’t even try it. I know it’s hard to find anyone like that, but trust me. You will likely end up an odd distance away from your enemy. Which is never a good thing for a Big Eye.
...Unless they happen to be a part of one of those Robot Academy teams, and have learned a move OTHER than Big Stomp. But what are the odds of THAT ever happening?
Bottom line... Never be like THAT guy over there.
...It's not "settling things like real robots" when only one of us can attack the other.
Don't you have, like, a basic Regular Attack? I mean, everyone has the-
Ok, but who the-
SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
GAH! Stupid bird! How do you even hurt ears that don’t even exist!? Why I oughta-!
Bro, what did I just say!?
...Ugh, fine. Not that it has the ability to chase after us, anyways...
Hey, Fire Man! You gonna help us out with this one?
Not right now... I’m meditating.
Since when do Fire Man models meditate?
I suppose I am different from the others... For how can I spread the Flames of Justice when I can’t tell good from evil?
...Whatever. You do you. (Wack job...)
KAMIKAZE Y E E T !




Alright, Techno. Step a space to the right and fire. Moon Jump, crush that Cut Man with Big Stomp, assuming he’s still alive.
...
Yes, master.
Just as expected.
No, I don’t think I will.
You heard me. I have no desire to have him on my team... Or anyone else here, for that matter.
Not precisely. It’s just what I ended up with.
So...do you guys talk much?
...Alright then...
welcome to the team, crazy cannon!
He won't fight? That's actually pretty convenient.
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